Celt edition
/brit/
Jaxon Nelson
Evan Butler
Inventors are better humans
Blake Morgan
based, fuck yanks
Jackson Evans
not a comment on your political views, but on your painfully drawn-out and desperately unfunny simpsons flick-book meme. Christ alive
Nicholas Adams
alri then
Alexander Hill
Matthew Reed
'ri
Julian Thompson
On this day in British History
>565 – St Columba reports seeing a monster in Loch Ness. It was the first reported sighting of the monster.
>1138 – Battle of the Standard: English forces under William of Aumale repel a Scottish army led by King David I of Scotland.
>1485 – The Battle of Bosworth Field, the death of Richard III and the end of the House of Plantagenet. A chronicler describes that a Welshman struck the death-blow with a halberd while Richard's horse was stuck in the marshy ground. It was said that the blows were so violent that the king's helmet was driven into his skull. He was the last English King to die in battle.
>1639 – Madras (now Chennai), India, is founded by the British East India Company on a sliver of land bought from local Nayak rulers.
>1642 – Charles I raises his standard in Nottingham, which marks the beginning of the English Civil War.
>1711 – Britain's Quebec Expedition loses eight ships and almost nine hundred soldiers, sailors and women to rocks at Pointe-aux-Anglais.
>1780 – James Cook's ship HMS Resolution returns to England (Cook having been killed on Hawaii during the voyage).
>1788 – The British settlement of Sierra Leone is founded, the purpose of which was to secure a home in Africa for freed slaves
>1932 – The BBC begins its first experiments with television broadcasting
>1985 – British Airtours Flight 28M suffers an engine fire during takeoff at Manchester Airport. The pilots abort but due to inefficient evacuation procedures 55 people are killed, mostly from smoke inhalation.
Luis Robinson
Zachary Evans
Nothing compared to Britain's brutal, drawn out and ongoing occupation of Ireland.
Isaac Moore
Hudson Barnes
great the Irish are whingeing again
Christopher Green
you forgot something between 565 and 1138, something major I reckon
Juan Thomas
Justin Sanders
enlighten me?
Luke Ramirez
mums aussie friend was visiting and her son is a youth pastor aka professional virgin and he was openly discussing why gay marriage is wrong and why britain/europe shouldn't have ever done it and was like australia will over turn the gay vote they had recently
mad how conservative aussies are you'd lose your job here for saying that
Eli Powell
Na you can get away with it if you are religious, just look at Muslims
Dylan Diaz
Samuel Phillips
Glad we've started ignoring yanks now
Jaxson Taylor
Owen Stewart
If you don't mind my asking, what started it?
Adrian Perez
guarantee when all the neets wake up we will go back to posting in yank threads that are about 50 posts too early.
had one only 220 posts in yesterday that everyone migrated to
Landon James
love yanks me, specifically mathyank and catyank, not Sicily or emma watson fart yank
Christopher Powell
>stop right there yer little bastid'. Don't even fucking dream of pickin' those morels, they're for offerin' to the bloodeh tree spirits at the festival la'er. And don't think just because I'm channeling the bloodeh sacred oak right now I won't find out. Yeahh, I'm not behind the wall me yeh know. Think I don't know what yer up to don't yer.
What do?
Aiden Watson
Charles Garcia
Ryan Robinson
Jeremiah Cox
refuse to belive anyone likes catyank, your post must be in jest
Owen Morris
Joshua Clark
yanks being fat and annoying with their weird race obsession
seriously over half of all yank posts are something to do with race
Joshua Hall
hello nigger
Jordan Lee
Alexander Murphy
In /brit/? Can't imagine why
Robert Diaz
can he stop me if I try cutting him down?
Hunter Moore
what can I say his JUST cat pics crack me up
Jace Parker
lol
Sebastian Harris
Austin Lee
What is it with zoomers walking around the highstreet blasting music out loud instead of using headphones?
Makes them look like right little runts
Blake Kelly
Liam Cook
That Simpsons poster is cringe
Aiden Butler
Brandon Butler
still better than the priscilla poster. glad he fucked off
Jaxson Reed
Was this poll taken in NI or Ireland?
I know NI is a shithole but I would have thought they would still want it back
Jaxon Brown
children have done this since it was possible to play music out loud without having the instrument yourself
Jose Long
Evan Wood
Sebastian Turner
Justin King
Gabriel Kelly
How often should I eat protein for maximum gains?
I know you are only meant to have about 40g at a time but how long should I wait in between?
Oliver Torres
you only need ~140g a day max anyway, so splitting it between 3 major meals and a snack makes sense
Andrew Lopez
mental that Ireland has had a non-white PM before us
Kayden Lee
>tfw no maisie celt gf to make a clan with
Justin Cooper
but Jow Forums said I should be eating about 160-180g a day
Oliver Morales
How many letters does your family name consist of?
Jonathan Adams
disraeli
Easton Wright
7
Ryder Fisher
Truly shocking that businesses don't want more black employees lads
Jace Perez
12
Connor Peterson
Toilberg isn't going to shag you, bootkisser
Luis Ortiz
9
Nolan Ward
Prefer not to say
Oliver Brooks
>don't want more black employees lads
hope you are joking lad, just about every job advert in my field says they are after more “BAME” applicants.
Might put myself down as mixed race in the future I’m almost certain it will improve my chances.
Still have 2 years left on my current contract though
Brandon Ortiz
if i haven't shown any signs of baldness by 25 is it safe to assume i don't have to worry about going bald?
Dominic Clark
*goes to The Golden Arches to try some authentic Scottish cuisine*
*sits down at a table after waiting 30 minutes for a waitress to greet me*
*patiently waits for my menu*
Ryder Torres
you lads ready for some medieval kino?
Aaron Diaz
Corrrr imagine your poos after 140g of protein would be like getting raped by a black cock.
Says it all about meatheads. Closeted homosexuals and race fetishists
Zachary Murphy
5
Its anglicised though, in Irish its 10
Parker Perry
I'm always up for twink kino
Lincoln Young
Except its the normal staff this hurts. You think berg is putting in extra shifts because someone left? Not a chance
Oliver Torres
You are far more likely to go bald in your 30s than your 20s mate
Josiah Fisher
James Bell
quietly confident I shan't go bald because I've already gone grey in my 20s
*touches wood*
Thomas Thomas
yeah but people who go bald younger lose their hair at a much faster rate
Jace Cook
Need week saturday, hope you gimps are ready to honour the peoples princess.
Gabriel Jackson
Reminds me of a time I was in spoons when I saw a yank go up to the bar to complain that no one had been to take their order lmao.
Leo Wood
Jordan Young
On my gcses i got 5 level 9s 4 level 8s and a level 7 lads. Cant wait to go to Oxbridge when im older
Zachary Sanders
Needs more niggers
Brayden Lewis
Ngl i've never actually stayed the full two weeks, I usually get way to stressed about something then just say I quit then leave or give them a few days notice, the one time I did turn in my two weeks they started fucking me around with the shifts so I just went home and never went back.
Benjamin Watson
*complains about a side at Nandos and asks for it to be taken off the menu*
*during the drive home, remember that I paid for everything before it was even served*
Easton King
She really wasn't that good looking in hindsight
Camden Lewis
reported
Austin Scott
Ah yes, the female incel
Jackson Howard
Been graying since my mid-20's, keep plucking them out every time I find them, might unironically start dyeing my hair.
Nathaniel Jenkins
what do these weird zoomer grades even mean
Ryder Barnes
Is 23 too old to go to uni lads?
Ayden Rogers
that's how I started as well, now I'm 27 and I've got a full-on badger band
just embrace it man, leave the coping to homealone
Dylan Walker
sitting my gcses at 19
Ayden Thompson
ok
Luke Thomas
>free ivf
Sebastian Rodriguez
FOLC
Joseph Adams
I’m feeling hopefull, they didn’t fill this with loads of blacks so fingers crossed they don’t in the king either.
Netflix will be making quite a bit of medieval stuff I expect now they have all the costumes.
Michael Clark
Salt and pepper head is a good look mate
Women unironically like it
Brayden Kelly
Girls would rather be single than date me
Lol
Chase Young
Problem there sounds like it's toilberg being toliberg
Hudson Watson
filthycasuals DOT tv/ watch simpsons with me, moni isnt invited
Jason Butler
looks better with darker skin
white peiple struggle to pull of this look, see pic
Colton Roberts
Yeah but also no
Elijah Reed
Yeah, but that guy has a shapely but young looking face.
Austin Martin
cope