This bitch is really asking for it

ok great so say we get sanders or whatever democrat into office. would they sell? sure, i'll be happy to wait out a trump presidency if you have moral problems with making a deal with him. we'll still be interested in buying greenland in 3 years

t. Diane abbot

Go to Sargon of Akkad and educate yourself

Everything is for sale. Look up your island, it's for sale right now and the price is being negociated as we speak. Brexit means brexit Nigel and you're gonna pay. You want to leave Evropa ? Ok. The game is on.

>A woman talking about defense
I don't even know what she said to know it's nonsense.

Brexit britain will be as destitute as greenland

I’d unironically enlist if we went to war with any european country just to get a chance to shoot them and burn their cities

Like a modern Sherman

No one's going to sanction the world's biggest economy and controller of the top reserve currency you retarded cow.

gross

I'm a single issue voter. I have, for my entire voting career, voted on the person most likely to advance the US interest in acquiring greenland. Does this danish girl want a democrat in office? Just tell me you'll only sell to a democrat.

>innocent europeans?
>YEAH KILLEM

If I were danish I'd probably ask for around half a trillion
Denmark probably has over 100 billion national budget, so why would they sell all that clay 30-50% of their yearly national revenue. If I were selling away clay, I'd want to be able to live off that money for at least a couple of years

>europeans
>innocent

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Like your ancestor did during the invasion of France ? Yep, based to be frank (except the rapes, that's not cool bruv)

This is the equivalent of quoting Tony Blair.

Nobody cares about exes

That's a bit excessive for one year, perhaps we could work out an 20-50yr annuity.

>that's not cool

Yeah, it is hot.

>MUUUUUH 2%

lmao fuck y*nks

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Belgium is now begging Trump to buy then next.

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Yeah you know we’re probably distantly related because my ancestors dicked down your ancestors before going home to their wives

>wallonia
>one euro
Bit of a high ball isn’t it

Other countries can decide what they like better, America with Greenland or big daddy Putin's tender embrace.

Nah, no americans in my area fortunately. The soil would be eternally unclean otherwise

There are an average 10 thousand Greenland citizens who are too apathetic to vote.

Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world.

We make a deal with Greenland, giving them a couple million dollars each, and they agree to become absorbed by us.

This should lower the suicide rate in Greenland for the first time because Greenland's suicide rate has actually been increasing each year and Denmark has done nothing about Greenland's suicide rate.

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I don't want w*lloons, and we're not messing with rightful french clay (Louisiana is NOT french, it's on our side of the planet).

Personally, I want to live in a place that oscillates between 0F and 50F. I'm sick of this >90f shit.

why the fuck would Greenlanders want to become americans? they’d be poor as fuck in a county where the poor are left to die of sickness and basically excluded from getting an education. at least denmark isn’t third world.

You could offer each citizen of Greenland 1 million dollars contingent on annexation, which would cost 56 billion.

Don’t be so dramatic, we’d just use an air detonation to avoid that problem

>American intellectuals discussing inflation

You monkeys aren't even able to beat off rice farmers, be careful with explosive devices eh

EU is a bigger market than the US, of course they would get sanctioned if they just decide to invade Greenland lmao. Stupid sexpat

I bet the first thing Greenland millionaires would do is move to Florida or some other low tax state in America.

Greenlanders suicide rate not really that different from other Artic peoples

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EU can't even feed itself.

EU barely has any country that is food independent.

EU can't produce enough food to feed its population

Even better. The colonists can move in and begin developing Greenland.

But we import it from countries we have trade agreements with, not the US.. whats your point?

Just move there?

Naval blockade

that’s what advanced service-based economies do

Dude no way anyone is gonna sanction the US. At best we'll strongly condemn your acts.

Bullshit
We would simply express our deepest concerns

delusional

Like with Iran?

I'm not some filthy expat commie piece of shit. I am a freedom loving american who loves the philadelphia flyers.

If they aren't gonna do shit, then why make us invade? why don't they just maximize their gains and take the money?

>all these Americans having romanticized ideas of Greenland
It's incredibly cringeworthy to read.

>Naval blockade
kek

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>sanction America
>get crushed under the full weight of their financial institutions

whomp whomp

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Iran has not been blockaded

Well if you want to profit by selling us an unromantic island, we'd be happy to buy.

I need to save this for the next time "Belgian" posters pretend their biggest political party isn't explicitely separatist.

Exactly

Why is he so butthurt?

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denmark wouldn't sell, the days where you could just sell land like that with people living on it are long gone. I'm no expert on the danish political system but if the obscenely small chances of this happening were to materialise there would be many hurdles for their parliament to jump through and several referendums that would need to go the right way
maybe a dane can chip in their thoughts/correct me

Well we apparently won't. It's just pathetic to read all your twisted and delusional ideas of moving to Greenland.

We would both suffer heavily of course but emancipating ourselves from america wouldnt even be a bad thing

Either way this is all bullshit and nothing is gonna happen, not even Trump is retarded enough to alienate their allies and start a trade war with China at the same time

Give Greenland

She is the current PM. The ex PM is a man.

Greenlanders don’t even want to join us anyway.
Who in their right mind would give up a great healthcare system for our healthcare coverage. You might as well take a pistol and point it at your head

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Seems like they want to do that.

Pay them each 1 million dollars and they will change their outlook.

So your post is actually meaningless because if we did actually blockade Iran, they would be fucked.

We could starve you Europeans with a naval blockade

>one potato costs 10.000 dollars now

The total cost of that plan would only be 2% of what the Iraq war cost.

USA isn't going to do shit. Stop pretending irl is a shitty paradox game.

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They keep committing suicide.

Sounds like their healthcare system isn't that great.

>Literally quoting a nobody from the Obama admin.

Ok, so drumpf is bad. How about you sell it to the next democratic president?

Why do Americans not understand that you can decline a bad offer? Imagine someone offering you 5 euros/ dollars for your car, you'd obviously decline and he'd call you nasty and tell you to just sell it.
ridiculous

do you want to buy sicily?

There was no ballpark prices thrown around. Just interest expressed.

it would destroy the economy if greenland

Ignore that Dane. We should focus on bribing the greenlanders.

We'll give the Greenlanders enough money to visit Disney World every week for the rest of their lives

Bad example because no prices were given.

They'll just move to Maine or Florida. 56,000 more millionaires is nothing to those economies. We'll move the depressed residents of Greenland out and the colonists in.

Sounds like greenland mainly imports food.

If we make them millionaires, do you think nobody would not just move away to another US state?

A lot of retired millionaires choose states like Florida to retire in.

Greenland can't sell themselves.

That's to win the referendum. Then we match that price with you to encourage you to listen to that referendum.

>So your post is actually meaningless because if we did actually blockade Iran, they would be fucked.
Then why don't you do it?

waiting for the order from israel

Can you buy Southern Italy please? It's warmer than Greenland

one million dollars can’t even buy you a decent house in those states, stop being a jew.

you’re keeping them out of their homes so they can go somewhere else and do what? one million dollars isn’t that much after you get a house and pay some bills.

jew

>referendum
What are you talking about? If Greenlanders want to sell themselves to the highest bidder, then their autonomy will be withdrawn. This can be done without the consent of the Greenlandic people.

i live in a beachfront california house in a good neighborhood that's worth 2 million dollars i'm sure 1 million dollars will get you a decent house in florida

Depends on location, idiot.

Stop treating San Francisco house prices and applying those house prices to the rest of America.

They can push for independence and then join USA tho

>get one million mcmansion in the worst state
>have nothing left to eat

why are you trying to jew the noble people of Greenland so hard? Yanks really are evil.

they will have enough to afford mcdonalds rest assured

>dude just go live in Oklahoma or smth
reckon they’d rather just kill themselves in greenland at this point

This is how they start

This is what would really would happen.
>land on the shores of Europe
>get a bomb on your head
>done