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peng kikes edition

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She is piff doe ngl

pissed as a parrot lads

why is she hiding her nipples

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Yeah going out with a grandma and that

so is /brit/ going to be playing WoW classic or is the average poster here too alpha for that sort of thing

toiling this bank holiday while everyone else is off having fun

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i'm still here with my korean supermodel stream vid pics
imagine if these were ladyboys with little feminine korean willies and you were imprisoned with them for life but you had internet and good food and stuff
i'd sleep with one eye open
my jap's eye haha
(not meant as a racist pun btw)

stream btw:
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I sing god save qyeen everyday

So we'll toil day and night
In the big office tower
Berg pays our wage
6.50 an hour

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Latter

this is a shaggers general lad, we only play RuneScape

no comment

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did sumone say peng kikes

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How many pigs dya reckon you could take on at once

get a job you slug

Can't wait to have to pay for medical
Truly cannot

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based

The eternal Anglo is the eternal slave of the jew

would love to be her slave

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no i'm going to be trying to play fallout tale of two wastelands and adding the mods one at a time to see which ones work and which ones don't which will take all fucking week but that's what happens when the cunts behind tale of two wastelands do an update that makes a perfectly good set of mods incompatible with 80% of other mods for no reason and remove all traces of the previous version that worked also for no reason fucking twats

and you are eternally under our boot

Mad that yanks put up with this shite, most even think it's a good thing

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she’s found another lads

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Come gather 'round wagies
It's high time ye learned
Of a hero named Brendan
And a devil named 'brrg

wish i could mate check your privilege

Why can't the British have good shops like Dunnes?

indeed

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Is licking out a prosser alright

cheers

based

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t.pedro fitzpatrick

Dunnes mini pizzas can't be beaten

Yes lad

chad move

me? i’m a lidl man through and through

they call me the grand master of shagging

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No I shall be playing remnant from the ashes

I'm culturally jewish

what privilege? you're just a lazy cunt

Isn't it covered by insurance though...?

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stuff of actual nightmares

this is a strong evolution of the boomer memay

Brit is actually full of cumbrains

deserves it for being a furrie

Cope

I want to eat Emma Watson’s shit.

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Why do so many yanks want to kill as many people as possible? I think it's because they are just really unfriendly to eachother, and it leads to alienation. The yank seems like a very standoffish people, they will just go KEEP WALKIN PAL etc for no reason, i'd probably want to kill them too

ledge

Buckingham Palace said: “This evidence statement was submitted in a case in which the duke was not a party and in which any suggestion of impropriety with under-age minors is categorically untrue. The testimony does not stand up to scrutiny and is inconsistent when checked against the court circular. It places the duke in different places at the same time and in some cases on different continents.”

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Nope

>furry
No sympathy

How

me after my brothers graduation ceremony

This happens to me sometimes when I sleep on my hands

any memes lads

Listening to bozza

Proper gobshite he is

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I'm about to do this too, will lie about the latter tho

poo loading...

How does that even happen though

Did he have something tied around them or what

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just put away 4 tesco's finest cherry scones lads

40 years ago scientists thought numbers bigger than a thousand were impossible
Now we can count to millions
Never underestimate the human spirit

Probably some weird furry bondage thing, no sympathy from me

i'd guess someone used some kind of constrictor knots to tie him up dangling by the wrists for a kinky sex thing and it crushed the veins in his wrists or something
i reckon he was probably like that for hours for it to get that bad
pure guesswork though i'm not a doctor or a kinky sex haver

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Hahahahahahahaha imagine losing both hands cos of that

hands are well useful though

The fleabag girl

absolutely MENTAL that even with no insurance here in a third world country you can get cheaper and better care at the Government hospitals (just have to wait forever because Socialism)
wtf is America doing, I get that its a tough issue but it seems like one worth tackling to find a solution.

ironically it would all have been avoided if he'd just had a wank
which he can't do now
use it or lose it lol

just be optimistic haha
who needs hands anyway?

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Watching pet fails again

Yes, which everyone seems to ignore to fit their nhs narrative

Oh dear

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literal degeneracy
extreme bondage "accident"

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he got hong kong confused with bangkok haha

should we erect a wall to keep out scousers and other undesirables?

Thas nae me da ya wee cnt

Hes a wrongun

Could handle a big wasp but if there were loads I'd lose

defending yank policy in /brit/ should be a banable offence tbqh

i don't understand this, literally. what's the appeal

I sometimes wonder what could have happened in a persons life to have them turn out like this, and want to be subjected to things like this.

maybe 500 years ago these demented lost boys could have just been mildly pious farmers and been satisfied.

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Fucking gf told me we were gonna have a drink when she got home from work last night so I think im getting a shag, get a few cans in, take a cialis and she goes straight to bed FFS I WANT SEX

>try to make your hands look like paws by constricting the blood
>lose your hands
it's like a greek tragedy
he offended prometheus with his hubris

hahahaha am screamin good wan hen x