/brit/

still a bit ketty

nitty

in the belly of the beast

Steamed Hams is objectively the greatest meme of the internet age

>he's an antisemite that almost exclusively has sex with jewish girls
ah yes, a true intellectual and patrician gentleman

sharpening my teeth as we speak

apparently I got her pregnant and then we went to the beach together
also Buddhism in Vietnam is wonky and hardly related to anything actually Buddhist, and she's a Catholic (have never dated a non-catholic)

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too bad she fucks niggers

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i take pride in what i do, that's why i got a laptop

>bad

based*

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nah defo bane

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imagine having Jewish kids and calling them greasy kikes for a laugh
that's too deep down the rabbit hole for me but I wish....

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With an arse like that its not surprising

impregnating a girl must be very satisfying

formerly chuck's

wonder what these tissues are for

20th Century decades, ranked:

S-tier: 1980s
A-tier: 1990s, 1920s
B-tier: 1960s, 1950s, 1900s
C-tier: 1970s
Shit-tier: 1940s, 1910s, 1930s

seeing as you didnt use the word “only”, whats the issue?

wouldn't mind a Jewish wife but I'm raising our kids as classical Calvinist Presbyterians and I may try to hide the fact their mother is/was Jewish at all so one of them doesn't start larping as a kike

>Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!

not reading all that mate

>tfw my penis wouldn't be big enough

do it

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I was shaving my body in the bath and read the news about the US visas and found the one about the Boris' girlfriend and realized. BRITS! We're friends! The States don't like us both. Let's raid 'em.

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chucks hams?

white people be like

there's porn of her with niggers
there's not porn of her taking a BWC

lol

got 1a* 5a's and 3b's in my gcses

What's a limerick

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*Zip's your zip

yeah me too i think you'd be essentially guaranteeing a fucked up kid for a laugh, would get really not funny fast, i'm sure elliot rodgers dad called him a chink a few times

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virgin

literal definition of a faux-nostalga millenial

don't even know how pensions work like whats a state pension?
free money the government gives you when you reach a certain age?

PHWOAR DOIN A GANDER

going to have a shower and some breakfast now mates

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would never make it with a Jewish girl anyway due to my big foreskin wrapped donger and EXTRA un-kosher gentile ways

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do people actually eat this shit erry day?

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A short poem

how did we evolve to not have hair
why do we look so freakishly different from animals

no it's money that is "invested" in the form of national insurance payments. in other words you dont pay NI you don't get a state pension

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those beans are tragic but yeah would if i could

millennials grew up in a weird ass era though, from the weird post cold war optimism of the 90s to the whole 'threat around every corner' war on terror and orwellian crackdown

eggs are fucked

mouth started watering looking at this pic

>how did we evolve to not have hair
maybe you did

only if you're a fat cunt who'll be dead by 40

20th Century decades, ranked:

S-tier: 1990s, 1950s
A-tier: 1960s, 1920s
B-tier: 1980s
C-tier: 1970s, 1910s
Shit-tier: 1940s, 1930s

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literally have that exact body

oh wow what deep social commentary
what a society this is

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show us them little titties then

ah yes, going into the /tv/ archive for last night's naked attraction thread and posting all the screenshots in /brit/ with no context
that's definitely worth doing

nice can i massage your abs

how did you won against this guy

has there ever been someone really hung on this show?

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yeah teehee

spoiler that sow

where can i find the vid of him destroying that bitchboy's ring

Got a headache :(

90% of this bitch's diet is vegetable oil
Fucking disgusting.

literal perfection

squat thrusts
why cant women keep this sort of body forever instead of turning into massive hogs

unironically the perfect body

get sum Aspirin

the duality of yanks

is this a new king kong movie

no, probably once a month on average.

Some people once a week. Fat cunts maybe more.

im not even gay just like abs hehe

need
to coom

is this the new planet of the apes movie?

>S-tier: 1990s

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only one of us gets our standards of beauty from the gay jewish nonces that run hollywood

hehe suck me off

the fact that im still a virgin is proof enough that god does not exist

>run hollywood
*the country

met God on a bus once

ice cream init

genuinely GENUINELY no word of a lie can't tell which of the two your referring to
is it the cali supermodel fake tits and teeth psyop vs big is beautiful corn syrup fatties psyop

still a few years before you turn 40, don't worry about it yet

was he a slob like one us?

Remember them. May Soldier F pay the price for his crimes.

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The ideal female physique isn't 60% bodyfat

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