/cum/

Turns out databases are just fancy Excel spreadsheets that cleverly store the data

>I could totally go for the deity thing but my parents raised me to be christian and I think loving a male god is pretty fucking gay
Love the Holy Spirit then dumdum

Guess not, hope you have a good day/night/evening fren

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don't know about the gay texan but I've seen multiple montanans post here a little while ago, although it might just be one montanan

bros i’ve literally got like 200 mosquito bites after being innawoods with no bug spray

is there anything i can do to make the next couple of days less torturous?

>power died in my room and the living room because house is old piece of shit
>it'll cost around $1000 to have the electricity fixed properly
fucking sick of life desu

I'll just lurk, if I see the wanker I'll catch him.
You have a good day too fren.

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if you’ve got enough free time u could always do some research and fix it yourself

cute kiwis

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im not trinitarian you filthy pagan

is it too hot for long sleeves or hoodies?

>not trinitarian
not Christian you filthy Judaizer

yeh it was really hot. i had a long sleeve shirt on but they were biting me through it

i’m not innawoods anymore though, i was just wondering about how to reduce discomfort from the existing bites

doubtful
I'm not very bright and I'm definitely no electrician plus I don't want to risk fucking things up worse
I just want to scream desu

I remember theres some pink cream stuff for poison ivy but i forgot what its called. Prolly just gonna have to deal with it

electricity is just spicy water

Thoughts?

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left swipe
not even for the pits though but literally everything else

looks like a man

Went to the mall and couldn’t find any clothes small enough for me outside the kids sections
And this is why I hate fat people

nah, you're pretty fucked. i'd suggest taking cooler showers than usual though. hot water feels good, but it just irritates them more. just avoid touching them, use some cortisone cream if the itch becomes unbearable.

hit the gym lil guy

>

this but unironically, do you need an XS or something?

Size 0 can sometimes be too big for me because some companies shift the sizing so much to make fatties feel better

iktf, it's also annoying as heck that sizing from the different brands is inconsistent, and some brands don't even have my size either
it's all so exhausting

buying shirts is a nightmare. everything is fitted to a guy with a pot belly

i see

This snowboarding game has me wanting to go snowboarding but I'm bad at it fml

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what do you struggle with

snowboarding is fucking gay
t. SKI GANG

Balance and a fear of falling mostly

Ebony Sex Sim

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My BO kind of smells like oranges today

Ugly

imagine being a manlet AND a lanklet lmaoooo

get an indo board. you can do it for cheap, I just bought a 1-inch thick wood board and used my foam roller. its something you can just mess around with at home.

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I'll look into it. Thanks, user

Stupid thing

np

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unbelievably based

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Fuck Musk

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have good one, kiwi c:

good morning :D

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also try iceskating

ikr
I was recommended to go to j crew for something that fit (but I went to lucky brand and found jeans). I dont know if its those particular companies, or just the fact that its stores on a busy street and or customers they cater to (but the place that recommended it was some higher end type place, and they only had 34" waist as the smallest).
Youre probably just gonna have to try different places.

finna gonna take an ice cold shower

Just take an iced milk bath

more like gay crew lole

at least im not a fat potbellied hockey puck

>average bathtub is about 80 gallons
>80 GOMADS of milk
>at about $5 apiece comes to $800
great idea bud

I love ice skating. I go every winter

*$400
can't do math lmao

>This is who Elon Musk fucks

elon is based and arthoepilled

quads of eternal truth

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she's so fucking ugly lol

>fat potbellied hockey puck
wut?

you could use powdered milk

How Tumblr Whitewashed the ‘Art Hoe’ Movement And Why That's a Good Thing and It's Beautiful

culture.affinitymagazine.us/how-tumblr-whitewashed-the-art-hoe-movement/

i wish i knew english.

>9:53 am
imma get fired

based on my calculations that would still cost $200

if ur gna get fired just call in sick
>hello mr. toilberg i farded and shidded my pants and can't /cum/ in today

that explains it. when the art hoe thing started getting popular, I wondered why it looked so familiar to me. now i realize that i saw black girls dressed that way before a couple years before.

musk is a leftist elite and cringepilled

dressed that way a couple years before**

cringe and plebslavepilled

>billionaire industrial capitalist is a communist

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well you did this to yourself didnt you

I wish i had black gf dressed like Fiona from Adventure Time.

i don't see any problem as nobody know what exactly communism is.

who's that?
what a fuck up :|

Some asshole in my town that works at a gas station just got arrested for selling little preloaded wax pens to kids.

Fucking loser. I asked him once, but he thought i was a cop

>preloaded wax pens
Is it some slang for methamphetamine?

think he means marijuana wax. it's a marijuana concentrate.

What he said.

is he an asshole for selling drugs to kids or for not giving you drugs?

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>another dream where I had a gf
I'm not gonna make it

youtube.com/watch?v=0V5tPbznW3I

youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y

Why not both? Mainly the latter however.

maybe you should try to get one, user
never liked that movie, it's just gross to look at, but like in a not-fun way, just plain gross

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4 more days til wow classic

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It won't be the same

what kind of man is a grown ass man?

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i know, it'll be better

For me, it's Evercrack