Happening

WTF Russia
Why do you love radiation?

>(2.7 μSv/h avg) Natural background radiation at airline cruise altitude
oh noes, you're gonna die!!!!

is that 1.25 microsieverts/h? wow you poor baby guess you're about to start vomiting blood

Seriously.
Where the fuck did you get a radiation detector.
More importantly, why do you have one

How many fucking times does uranium have to teach you a lesson, Mikhail?

K. KEEP ME POSTED

>PUTIN HAS HYPERSONIC WEAPONS

*russia nukes itself*

>uhhhhhhh

OP trolling

fake news

do not reply obvious troller

Here they are on sale. Everyone could buy it. Only ~300 dollars.
Normal lvl 0.10 - 0.30

3.6 Roentgen: Not great, not terrible.

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I watched Chernobyl 2 months ago. Damn, its was like a fairy tale about distant past. And now Chernobyl it is my city.

now people are happy they're getting a second season of chernobyl

really ?
>Radioactive sensors suddenly go offline two days after mysterious nuclear explosion in Russia

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-explosion-nuclear-missile-radiation-radioactive-sensors-a9071496.html

And you dont live inside flying plane 24/7/365. And there is no plutonium.

proxy.forsale/blog/2019/08/22/putin-says-there-is-no-risk-of-increased-radiation-levels-following-deadly-blast-in-northern-russia/

Lol

According to CBCTO there is ~60 millions Russians under the risk
mobile.twitter.com/SinaZerbo/status/1163094836569882625

Don't you have a real-time map like the one provided by the European Commissions?

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It is useless. Goverment control it. Its shows that radiation level is normal.

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Recent photo. Trees in Karelia now. It is spruce. They are NEVER turn yellow.

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>tfw you could have your very own glow-in-the-dark friend
Oh we'd have so much fun riding bikes in the evening.

yes sure i acept you as my gf

wtf ? Karelia ? You're going to kill us too !

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twitter.com/SvobodaRadio/status/1164549607730401280
Photo of launch pads in Nyonoksa where incident took place. Military didnt even evacuate them.

Based radiation

Yes. Nyonoksa not so far from Finnland
google.com/maps/place/Heнoкca

>, i am still virgin
Sounds like a good reason to get an escort

Here the correct link. Its ugly because cyrillic font.
google.com/maps/place/Ненокса, Архангельская обл., 164526/@64.6257049,39.1844645,14z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x44187b02480aee51:0xba867af3a567f21f

it called "autumn"

idiot

You covered half of Ukraine with your radioactive cloud as well

>mid august
>autumn

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Goddamn it Russia.
Do I need to start taking Iodine pills now because of this bullshit?

its got colder there before America dumb fat

I hope it's nothing or that it's really bad. Having minor incidents is no fun at all.

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but that shit is not in Karelia ?

Hello my dear friend. It is SPRUCE. FUCKING SPRUCE. It is green like uranium itself even when winter.

SHIIIIIIIIIT IM TOO CLOSE FUCK YOU RUSSIANS WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING.

Yes they do you fucking liar lol

we have spruce here and they turn yellowish

> Iodine pills
Useless. This time it is cesium 137 and plutonum 239. Not Iodine 131.
Spruce in Karelia. Nyonoksa not. But very close.

1986 or right now

Keep Calm. It is covered only Russia, middle east and probably Finnland. Not West Europe. Check this

youtube.com/watch?v=1siPgAVOAtU
Based Putin, making STALKER irl.

But for one night?!

1500 km from nyonoksa to my city, doesnt seem that close to me

if we have gay sex at least once, i accept you as a refugee!

Fucking based

Google calculatw a route, not a distance. Distance may be shorter.
I am ready to live at your cock 24/7. Better then radioactive shithole.

I've always loved you Ivan please do your best to stay alive

>I am ready to live at your cock 24/7. Better then radioactive shithole.
пpихoди в нaш нoвый дoм!

Stop this shit you faggot.
Here is a photo I took yesterday

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One ruble has been deposited into your account. Good work, Ivanichka.

Fuck you lakhtodyrka. Move to Nyonoksa with ur retarded mother and get a sip from White Sea!

what is that rontgens or microsieverts per hour

> or microsieverts
This

>a retard posts a picture and says it's Karelia
>tell him Nyonoksa it's not in Karelia
>get called a kr*mlinshill

You're not fooling anyone, putinbot.

Кaкoй paйoн?

404

Are you implying mods on Jow Forums are biased against Russian criticism? :)

A-гopoд

move out asap

he has already agreed to live with me, see:

Watcha, he's asshole is most likely radioactive now

r u FSB?

So. .Should I just take my vacation now and head for the Bahamas? I don't wanna glow in the dark

>and probably Finnland.

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i never had a radioactive orgasm before))

Come to Goiânia in Brasil, we are experts on the subject

RIP the child that ate the Caesium-137 sammich

I wouldn't worry about it comrade

I wish

Id fucking celebrate that my country is developing rockets with nuklear propulsion, which means probes can be sent to pluto with no liquid dinosaur oil, but only 2 or 3 pucks of plutonium that is recharged in few hours to each last energywise for 163 years 9 months 3 days 23 hours and 13 minutes

my uncle worked in a uranium mine in russia during commie times and told me he got sick and had to leave russia because of it

That's not a new thing, the voyager probe has a fission engine.
It didn't fucking explode when started either.

>Russia is a first world country

Right now, check out the pollution map

Not great not terrible