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What do you reckon her vulva smells like, lads?

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jeans are getting a little tight lads, might be time to lose some weight

Had someone tell me that owls looks very similar to hawks
Had to sperg out and tell him that isnt true

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brexiteers still cannot name a single tangible benefit that results from no-deal brexit or leaving the EU.

when shit hits the fan and only shit materialises they will blame remoaners for being pessimistic or the EU for not treating the EU well enough.

The Gympie Gympie, nickname is the "Suicide bush".
The leaves are covered with millions of microscopic silicon needles filled with venom that get lodged into your skin for months after touching them.
The pain is so bad that people vomit from the pain the day or two after they've been stung.
The needles stay in your flesh for months afterwards continually releasing venom every time the area is strained or exposed to temperature changes, like taking a shower.
It gets the name "suicide bush" when someone supposedly wiped their ass with it and killed themselves a few days later.

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what is macron doing talking to discount pedophile trump

Find me 1 (ONE) fine british woman that isnt a slag
youtube.com/watch?v=SXs28sxnAlw

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HOLY BASED

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i bet the late 1990s/early 2000s was the best era to be a student

wish true love existed lads, seen too much anime and feel crushed having realized true love doesn't exist several years ago

Saw some people I went to primary school with today

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having a contest whos the real king of israel ?

Do it and make sure you do it because before you know it, they won't fit you at all and then the new ones you buy that fit will no longer do so and you'll go from a 32 waist to a 36 Trust me. I've been there.

>p-please don't those are expensive

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thoughts on circular frame glasses?

>The Gympie Gympie
that's you haha

Simp post

Very /fa/

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Quintessentially turko-american behavior. I bet you lot are proud of your national freak

Her body is revolting

Fishing rights

literally any time pre-uni-commercialisation is a good point

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Quite a mad event
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMIA_bombing

for the thinking nazi

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>deep turkish state.
Böris Johnşon will restore the legacy of secular Atatürkist Turkey and overthrow Erdoğan and his neo-Ottoman Islamist ambitions

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I feel like a beetle on it's back

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that makes no sense lad. it’s just that the lower/lower middle class are the loudest here. middle/upper-middle class british girls are beautiful really. they also dress outstandingly

Macron literally urged him to do it for the cameras you autists

dogshit for chinese people and clueless fashion victims

lol fuck off it was obviously the 60s

fish don't adhere to maritime boundaries. they just swim wherever you dope

okay heres one
it triggers lefties and zoomers

Split the country down the middle I say

Looks okay to me. Would prefer a two size or two larger in the breast dept

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British upper class everyone

I want to ask you young men a question. Would you like to be alone in a room with someone you don't like, who's physically larger than, and who's only interested in sticking their penis in your holes?

Y/N?

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corr imagine this lying next to you

imgur.com/bnlRHwo

Catherine

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idea: compile a selection of good recordings of british military march songs and call it "music to colonise the third world by"

Bent freak

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Shut your mouth, beast

FISHING
RIGHTS

>lefties
actually commies like it
>zoomers
millenials more like.
I'd say let people choose whether they want to stay EU citizens or not.

Just one whiff

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yeah good those couple hairs winding me up a bit ngl

>middle/upper-middle class british girls are beautiful really. they also dress outstandingly

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*intercepts towards you*

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true. woman are at risk every day.

all women should be considered vulnerable persons like children elderly and disabled.

probably smell of fish because they eat a lot of fish in japan dont they

already had that, time to split the country straight down the middle

Choon
youtu.be/E3kQPJZPBN8

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no one cares about your opinion, youre not special

This nigger is right

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imagine your accent being laughed at

nah i meant like rather than a referendum, make it something you as an individual can voluntarily sign up for or not.

those are weird transgenders
stop trying to wind up the thread lad, you won’t get anywhere

happens to me sometimes

Very smart looking

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Reading about giant Hogweed

What about conjoined twins?

or you could rename top 40 hits "music to be colonised by the world to"

>middle/upper-middle class british girls are beautiful really. they also dress outstandingly
lmao. They're ugly as fuck. Inbred trash. British women of all race and class are dreadful, you deluded cunt.

incel

everytime someone from the midlands comes on tv tbqh

What would you do if you were made prime minister lads?

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Read about this
*unzips dick*

I love how the right-wing imagination seems to be permanently stuck in the late 20th century. It assumes crime & the amount of sex people are having continue to rise; it uses outdated terms like ‘Third World’; in its memes the kids of today are the grandchildren of the WW2 generation.

Much prefer 'NOW thats what I call subjugation'

Is there something wrong with their clothes?

Very stylish

>british
>inbred
umm no sweetie
stop perpetuating this dumb yank meme

spend one day in London. upper middle class girls are beautiful

greetings my fellow chinamen

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Spread sharia law

virgin freak

being in love has genuinely been the most painful experience of my entire life
i wish i could leave them but i need them because im pathetic so im stuck with them haha

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Dont turn back the clock
Smash it
That's what I say

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There's not a single white person in London in 2019 so I'd rather not thanks

love me some pro brexit middle clasd trannies who dress like 1950s american kinder garten teachers

>imagine your accent being laughed at
youtube.com/watch?v=wGGqWwVb3sU

heard of a lad that got killed by a samurai sword in the block behind

my spiritual home is Canada.
i belong in Vancouver

i hate Britain, i hate british people, they’re weird, ugly, sour and poor. i want to get the fuck out of here

>nelson mandela went to jail for 30 years for a crime he didn't commit
what was his crime?
>h-his crime was being black

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>spend a day amongst people who are far more attractive and wealthier than you are

uhm no thanks

Are they actually trannies?
There's a uncanny valley betwixt the two of them

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