Venezuelan currency is so worthless that is cheaper to wipe your ass with their banknotes than buying toilet paper

Venezuelan currency is so worthless that is cheaper to wipe your ass with their banknotes than buying toilet paper.

You can also literally punch a bunch of banknotes and sell them as bags of confetti for a much higher price than what they're wortth

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true but it's still worth more than mexican lives

based socialism

and mexican lives are worth more than swedish lives, even dogshit is worth more lmao

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imagina vivir en mejico

>dogshit
isn't that what you eat in mexico?

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ok, so?
I'm assuming this is thread for buying Venezuelan qts?
I want thick ass mamita please.

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Stop baiting fag

You shitpost but women literally and unironically sell themselves to escape from there.

tu propio hilo es bait considerando que vives en una distopia

>women literally and unironically sell themselves to escape from there.
it's like polish women but with westerners and non whites

so
where can i buy venezuelan thick ass qt and get her shipped here?

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check out Amazon Venezuela

You're bant game is weak. You're embarrassing everyone using this flag. Stop.

>i could go to Venezuela and shag any girl off the street for a tenner
brb booking a plane ticket

>Amazon Venezuela
no results, just Venezuelan books on US amazon
if you will find thick venezuelan qt that wants to live in OK, eastern europe conditions then tell her i can buy her

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>mi hilo

Gimme sauce senpai

use googla nigga

Based no te dejes kiko

I think that argentina will get there first

>You can also behead a bunch of rival cartel members and sell the corpses as dog food for a much higher price than what they're wortth

Seething

my spanish teacher is from just outside caracas and she literally had to flee on foot and by motorbike rides with a backpack full of her clothes, valuables and dollars into brazil, because the food shortages, blackouts, water shortages and collectivo harassment became too much. she's living comfy in sao paolo state now but it's really sad, man. she's just a happy young india and had nothing to do with the protests, she didn't deserve this man.

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don't go to venezuela
go to colombian bordertown cucuta
local whores had to quit because venezuelans undercut them so much

sounds like youve got experience lad

The government is actually making it almost impossible to afford a passport to get out in an attempt to stop people from bailing.

they also make figures with these bills, to sell.
youtube.com/watch?v=f3tpehKSJwA

or just sell the single bills as a souvenir youtube.com/watch?v=LJYyhLHTN9E

in any Colombian city, Venezuelan hookers are at least half of the workforce now.

t. Venezuelan teen hookers shagger.

give me a rundown of the venezuela situation and how it benefits me

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