/brit/

I do have the feeling I get more incel the later it gets.

mind can't be salvaged at this point

your posts are all garbage
fuck off

Fuck you

literally and unironically yes.

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6 forens posting in a row, doesn't get much grimmer

don't listen to that bitter old bellend
i liked your post

he looks like a plonker

Gott Strafe England

looks like the kind of person to die from getting king hit once

am sort of leading a double life myself, tell people to have sex on here but then I dont have sex lool. They'll never catch on though.

downstairs neighbour has the telly on and i can hear it despite being laid in bed instead of being on my computer as i would like, purely because i worry my computer is too loud for this time of night
what AM i like?

sounds like you're quite the anxious fellow

can hear it all the way from here haha can hear you wank too

the loser list
the real best things:
1. success
2. recognition of success

i like to do a double larp where i larp as a humble shagger larping as an incel virgin but really i am an incel virgin

Have now seen every one of Tarantino's films as of yesterday as I hadn't seen Death Proof

it's not turned on though is it so how can you hear it
you've embarrassed yourself

In America this would result in a shootout

been three years with the gf now and the only interests we share are eating food and smoking weed

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death proof was twice as good the second time i watched it
can't put my finger on why
4th time it was mediocre again though
haven't even bothered with that last one, 8 summat
gone right off him
still reckon he's done about 6 films that are proper great though (including true romance and natural born killers)

been with the gf for nearly two years
the only interest we share is drinking alcohol

shut the fuck up you stupid faggot

Getting terribly thin. Can feel my joints aching a bit when I perform strainuous tasks. Entirely out of energy both mentally and physically. Concentration’s slipping. Growing paler.
It’s really not looking up for me.

Occasionally I have the urge to contradict or correct other Australian posters but the urge to stand with my fellow countrymen outweighs my will to weaken their standing
Also stand up for British posters when foreigners attack them in /brit/
These are my posting morals simple as

Here is a decent, ordinary fellow Brit, who in broad daylight in my own general says to me, his Member of /brit/, that the general will not be worth posting in for his children. I simply do not have the right to shrug my shoulders and think about something else. What he is saying, thousands and hundreds of thousands are typing and thinking – not throughout /brit/, perhaps, but in the areas that are already undergoing the total transformation to which there is no parallel in a thousand years of English history. We must be mad, literally mad, as a general to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 forners, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the forner descended population. It is like watching a general busily engaged in heaping up its own irrelevance. So insane are we that we actually permit incel forners to immigrate for the purpose of trolling anons they have never seen.

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Never had a gf

this lads mind is vaporised

wish I had this with my countrymen but most are stupid as shit and like getting in arguments over bizarre misconceptions they have
we also don't have much loyalty to one another online

Ah you're alright
Enjoy being single

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M in member shouldn't be capitalised

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gagging for a wank to samantha 38g

was surprised when I learned that she had done hardcore
they were all shit vids
want to see emily bloom take a cock instead

If your girlfriend is just like you, then you're basically fucking yourself. Opposites attract.
.

gf is the opposite of me
i exist, she doesn't
simple as

had enough of one night stands
want a gf I can get to know and shag several times a week

I got fragment of shell into knee and belly.
youtube.com/watch?v=qLgrTk7Gr38

guy/woman? is annoying as fuck but love foxes
youtube.com/watch?v=omDPaS_HaBM

back from the dreaded toil night out lads
pissed as a fart
wasn't as bad as i expected
even had a lil luck with the ladies :p

You can have sex with her for $1000

Left hand does what my right hand forbids

headed to the mountains for the weekend lads

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woah

give us deets nigga

Have you become the Übermensch?

that i am mate
fuck it, i'm getting up and putting that computer on AND the kettle
having coffee
gonna be up all night on my loud as fuck PC fuck this guy downstairs
FREEDOM

name?

ever see something that lit up some ancient neural pathways like stuff you saw as a kid but forgot about?
once walked into an old greenhouse with older equipment, I think it was both stuff I had seen IRL as a kid but also stuff that was in the movie The Indian in the Cupboard, planting stuff like the tables you'd use for that and the potting equipment I almost had an episode it elicited such a strong reaction from me
was like doing a drug

fuck yeah mate go ahead
These little victories will help you grow

how much money is enough?
up to now I was working two jobs to net myself around 2.5k, but now I'll be getting that with just one I don't know if I should keep the second one
would be making 2.3k with one or 3k with two
quite a quandrary (everything after tax ofc)

nope i can't do it it's too loud

Art peaked in the 19th century if you ask me
I'm not educated in art or an artist myself, I'm just saying 19th century paintings look absolutely fantastic, and nothing before that century or after it compares.

Whoahh, we are shield of europe from russians barbarians.
youtube.com/watch?v=idonhqXpjAs

oh you'll be bloody fine go ahead

What are your thoughts on penis with no skin?

don't do it lad

YES
I'M DOING IT
smoke me a kipper
i'll be back for breakfast

was fucking weird desu walking back from the toilets and these two girls cornered me
one of them came up to me and said i was beautiful and asked how old i was (she said she was 30 and im 20) then the other one didn't believe i was 20 and wanted to take a picture of my driving license as proof then the other one said she would suck my cock but then she went to the toilet and i didn't know what to do so i just went back to the toil crew and didn't see them again

Jow Forums popped up in another tab so i had a peak
GRIM beyond belief

renaissance art like the early nethlandish style of painting is loads better
19th century art is mostly cringey nationalistic stuff or questionable movements like the pre-raphaelites

get up early and report em to the council for noise pollution

need to shart but don't want to wake the gf

Liara Roux

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haven't clicked on Jow Forums since like 2012
scared to as I've been in a misogynist mindset the last year or so and don't want to go into an echo chamber

/britfeel/ is cozy don't lie

Think there's an afterlife?

forced euthanasia of every remaining boomer would be far more merciful than they deserve

No
This one life is all we get

Some people are straight.
Get over it.

You're a good lad for at least avoiding the obvious echochambers
Helps you develop and mature when you're confronted with conflicting opinions innit

kek this is me
weigh about 50kg I think

>mostly cringey nationalistic stuff or questionable movements like the pre-raphaelites
These things are amazing though? Don't understand how your taste is like this, how you can possibly dislike them. 19th century mastered Romanticism, Realism, naturalism and decadence in art. It was great.

My mom pities me because she can hear me talking to myself all night

I get along with boomers better than millennials and zoomers
yea they can be annoying and haughty but at least they've remaining comprehension of social protocol even if it's harsh at times

*schoolgirl choir*
ArE yOu ReAdY fOr ThE sUmMeR!?!?
*gun sounds*

There is no afterlife, we reincarnate though. Hinduism is the correct religion.

only time i visited it before was to try and spread a lie that there's a male organ that women can smell and is dissolved when you have sex so they know you're a virgin
upset a couple of them

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Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my might she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

love carl larsson

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Mom and dad this is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad.

Initially read this as Gordon Brown

going to kill myself

bit drastic

Gonna wait until my dad's dead. He'd be really sad.

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this but me nanna

reckon the closest sexual experience I’ve ever had was at a swimming pool for my birthday when I was 14