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The goal edition

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Peng peng peng peng fucking PENG

she looks like she fucks niggers

funniest thing about em is that people who don't know what schizophrenia is started referring to him as it, then he adopted the name, not knowing himself what schizophrenia is, thinking it was some term of affection and acceptance.

He's not that dumb tbf

this post is a work of art

lol. em is as thick as a submarine door.

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life only gets worse

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this new wave of white hate is pretty fascinating.
it is the culmination of post WWII propaganda and brainwashing.

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Emmett Patrick Garcin is called schizoleaf because his posting gimmick is (was) addressing people from Maple Ridge he thinks are watching and observing him and reading his posts for hours on end, like some old smelly cunt on the bus muttering to himself, along with other delusions such as being well-known and respected among the White Nationalist community and not being a virgin

nothing wrong with being a white nationalist

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White hate doesn't exist offline or beyond college campus ethnic students' conferences

It's a meme

Cute boys have been doing it since ancient times. I like cute twinks.

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turn on any television station you moron

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feel sorry for people born in 2000 and later
they had the chance to live in 2 different millenniums but missed it

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I wonder if Ancient Egyptians were circumcised. I like both cut and uncut guys anyways.

no but when your whole life revolves around it and being "redpilled" its a bit sad

no it isn't
nowt wrong with white nationalism
there are more of us than you think

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i don't trust people born in the 21st century
simple as

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i'm uncircumcised but if i ever have a son i'm going to have him cut

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Didn't say that
But have you ever heard of Emmett Patrick Garcin in your white nationalist circles?
No, thought not.
He's on record as saying the only reason hangs around here because it's the closest thing to a chatroom on Jow Forums, since he has no friends to talk to IRL or really any social outlet, and for a while he didn't know the archive existed and that people could actually check his posting history and call him out on his habitual lying and self-doxxing (which he regretted after a while and tried getting wordpress blogs summarising his posts and worldview taken down)

The 20th century sucked. World War, Nuclear War, and don't forget the Spanish Flue. I'm happy we've left that terrible century.

you've got to say 3rd millennium lad, it's grander

I hope you're trolling.

Emmett is based
i won't let you besmirch his name

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nah

reckon it'll stop him from masturbating

Lmao it makes you masturbate more because the only way you can feel is by deathgrip

Idiot

owl poster is a cool guy ngl

based

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Nuts how all the generals on Jow Forums are solidly very right-wing in nature and almost every thread outside of the generals is solidly very left-wing. Just look at all the threads on the catalogue of people whining about Bolsonaro.
Guess the general/non-general divide is what separates nationalists from internationalists

are you circumcised emmett?

i've got an awful botched circumcision and a nasty scar the whole way around. imagine a sausage in a toilet paper roll lined with raw hamburger and then you squeeze the roll so the burger overflows around the sausage like a meat necklace, that's my penis

Yeah

Such a terribly ignorant and incorrect observation.

do you hate your parents for permitting such a jewish practice upon your person?

The people making threads are shitskins who were cast out of their host countries general by the posters there
This explains their threads malice and anger

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>tried getting wordpress blogs summarising his posts and worldview taken down)
screaming remember when he asked thailad to hack it

Not really ignorant since I do my fair share of lurking and posting both on generals on Jow Forums and on outer Jow Forums. It's an opinion from experience.
But I'm willing to hear why you think it's incorrect

>Fraud investigator 'was sacked for being white and probing crimes committed by Asians at East London council'
>Mark Edmunds, 54, is suing for £529,000 in a race and sex discrimination case
>Claims he was sacked by London borough of Tower Hamlets because of his skin
>His investigations saw 12 Asian men sacked for part in rigging 2014 local election

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Masturbation is better than sex with a condom on.

then why are posh wanks a thing

Me n my niggas rollin deep puffin indo
We're chill but we can kill though
Punk bitches start shit from the get go
We scarp, I take 'em out with my elbow
Tyrell smashes their knees with a bat
Then shorty gets em in the back
I can battle but yo this is wack
Ye can't even handle my weakest attack
So we stompin n stompin
Got they skulls hoppin, brains poppin
We gotta scat fore we get a rap
Protectin my honor and that

Yeah they all were circumcised, It was like some kind of religious rituals to purify the soul, moreover, when the jews were in Egypt under Moses the prophet, they were forced to be circumcised, so they now are just coping about it, and saying that they were the first people to circumcise their own children, which is fucking hilarious, they sucking the baby's penis instead, it's called (metzitzah b’peh) you can google it btw, honk honk

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Yeah I know about metzitzah b'peh. It's only ultra-Orthodox Jews that do that shit, thankfully. Everyone knows they're fucking nuts.

can someone please ring up the nhs and get tim sectioned
worried about him x

Nah

>the dutch flag shitskin incel
cringe case

i'm 30

didnt charge my phone properly last night
3 hours until finish and i got 10% left

Need you to post some slags for the wankbank before i fly outta here
dont let me down

Circumcision was a Nubian practice the Nubians passed to the Egyptians, then the Egyptians passed it to the Jews, and the Jews passed it to the Americans.

There are ethnic groups in Africa that have practiced circumcision far before contact with any Abrahamic religions. It originated somewhere in Sub-Saharan Africa.

nubians was washing out their dick cheese when whitey was still living in caves n shit

Dont bully tim

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doin your mom doin doin doin your mom lol

weak

in this moment i am poophoric

why is her kitchen in the basement

I am enlightened by my own intelligence

West Midlands lads

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Hey schlomo did you ever read about history? The circumcision process is Egyptian, "google it if you don't believe," and it had nothing to do with the mutilation of the body, but as a kind of purity, as uncircumcised males have a greater chance that their penis will breed in it many kinds of bacteria, unlike circumcised ones

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There is no God, and if there was a God, he's a fucking asshole, like my stepdad.

Based atheist

>uncircumcised males have a greater chance that their penis will breed in it many kinds of bacteria, unlike circumcised ones
Actually if you don't have running water and modern medical supplies that risk goes up 100x when you make an incision on your penis.

Hate the U.N. lads

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water cant run because it doesnt have legs

lads
im cold

fuckin weird smoke la
just not the same without chemicals

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I have to say, drug users are very artistic. Every drug subreddit I go on always has really good OC art by druggies. They're some of the most creative and artistic people on the internet, and they're actually good at it.

Drugs = good art

turn your air deconditioner on

acid and mdma maybe. And acid isn't harmful at all.

Tune of epic proportions

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Kino

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yikes

+1 rep mate tunes minted

>acid isn't harmful at all.
He says until he doses too much and has a trip that he is psychologically incapable of coping with and turns into a schizo over analytical introvert freak looool

looks like he just tossed a banana peel on the ground

why were the 90s so based and redpilled but the 00s were cringe and bluepilled

9/11 set a chain of cringe and bluepilled into momentum that persists to this very day. It was the deal breaker.

i cant wait for trump to throw a spanner in the works and this whole deal to go to shit

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Certified
hood
Classic
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this cabbie is on bangladesh time or something
its fucking thursday dude hurry the fuck up

it was the first decade since about the 1940s to have literally no good music

do you think he's reading your posts?

did i say that? dude just shut up

whats the issue. it doesn't fuck with dopamine and seratonin like other drugs

well you did tell him to hurry the fuck up

Acid can break you psychologically. People have bad trips and never fully recover, it also antagonises underlying mental illnesses like Schizophrenia.

Just did the reading. Apparently there's speculation that Ancient Egyptians were tolerant of homosexuality.

The economy?
Bunk.
It's just
A bunch
Of schoolboys
Playing with numbers
Until someone gets hurt

men can't really be friends past a certain age

My penis?
Bunk.
I just
Play with it
Until it hurts

past a certain age, a man without a rental property can be a bad thing

To the deleted reply because of porn posting

Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of cum? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real asshole, pal

Property should be an electoral qualification

Seen two families with daughters who are like 9 or 10 and the girls are wearing 90s style choker necklaces.

mum and dad know thats a highly sexual thing right lmao? world gone mad

t. anglo landlord

These boots are made for walkin
*kicks you in the kisser*