/brit/ - Livin' La Vida Loca

Fear and Loathing in Hyperspace

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>age 21
>look super hot

>age 25 (now)
>look like a mummy

What happened? Is my heart failing or something?

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QUEEN SLAY

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I don't know if you guys are straight

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Schlomo goddess

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Thank Allah for the internet

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Hello friends, wheres diego this fine morning

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cringy posts so far tbqh

bit early for him init?

living la vida yoda

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I masturbate a lot

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Every incel wants a 10/10 but can only afford a 4/10.

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That is the skinniest ass I've ever seen

dont know anything about these threads but i like the title. have a good one,

This is a British culture general. If you don't know what British culture is, watch Downton Abbey. Poodles, tarts, tea, religious morality, nepotism, et cetera.

Oldspace seething

why are most posts canadian

Have sex

I wish that lolly was my bellend.

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most brits are asleep but shall be waking up shortly for toil

Dilate

Op here. I made 90% of posts so far. It's 6am in the UK and this general doesn't get going until 3pm (that's when NEETs wake up).

kek

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Go have some rest, and then wake up, have you tea, breakfast, morning fitness exercise, work etc, then neet and the schizo will eventually be here within about 3 p.m.

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I want to shag her.

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

I want to taste her

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I have a bunch of pics of old Hollywood actresses

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very drunk de liiiiiiids

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Not saying I reported the canadian whos spamming images because he posted one with nudity BUT if i was going to thats what i would have reported him for

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>canadian with yellow fever
quelle fucking surprise

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honesty i prefer skitz

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Girls are magical

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I have never had sex

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you should try it sometime, it's alright

5 wanks today
woke up at 7am
life's already over

h-have sex

thoughtful-retarded, which is actually a step up from iq retarded

She’s giving me a boner!

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damaged goods

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>Apple has advised owners of its new credit card to keep it away from leather and denim.

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joe rogan is an ascended incel

Rorke has officially been place upon the ropes.

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Well I guess I’ll never get an Apple card then given that that’s what I wear.

listening to a bit of vera lynn

would you hsve been in the resistance in the french revolution

I would imagine many people, myself included have a leather wallet.

Missed the gf's message and didn't reply for an hour, now she's suddenly taking an hour to reply as well. Usually

desu unless you're trying to arrange something its best to not bother with texting, give yourselves soemthing to talk about when you meet

right im back now

sun's out
reckon I'm feeling pretty good

Oh come on, that’s impossible.

100 companies account for 70% of CO2 emissions

wish my neighbours would fuck off 2bh

Sun's out, bum's out
*bends over*

what's the figure when you include the 101st company?

I DESERVE to be more handsome than I actually am

my mum thinks your handsome

tell her I said "thanks"

i used to think that... toil was a tragedy
but now i realise, it's a comedy

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I have phimosis

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v-day bernie sanders pozzin'

what? MY willy?
yeah, it's short, skinny and smells awful

asked finlad how i should improve my minecraft house and he just said peng then dodged the question
it must be really bad

I've never witnessed a video-game

Spent 20 minutes doing a big poo then another 10 minutes lying on my bed recovering

ive played probably over a dozen video games

that is something else...

fuck off melvinigger

nigger

born to game

was any of them a mass effect? i like those

only we can use that word

looking good
feeling good
yep, time to go out tonight to drink and stare at girls

Final day unless berg asks me to work for a half day tomorrow because its busy at the moment.

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no just regular poos

I've 20 minutes to spare
any ideas?

listen to some music you enjoy