Fear and Loathing in Hyperspace
/brit/ - Livin' La Vida Loca
>age 21
>look super hot
>age 25 (now)
>look like a mummy
What happened? Is my heart failing or something?
QUEEN SLAY
I don't know if you guys are straight
Schlomo goddess
Thank Allah for the internet
Hello friends, wheres diego this fine morning
cringy posts so far tbqh
bit early for him init?
living la vida yoda
I masturbate a lot
Every incel wants a 10/10 but can only afford a 4/10.
That is the skinniest ass I've ever seen
dont know anything about these threads but i like the title. have a good one,
This is a British culture general. If you don't know what British culture is, watch Downton Abbey. Poodles, tarts, tea, religious morality, nepotism, et cetera.
Oldspace seething
why are most posts canadian
Have sex
I wish that lolly was my bellend.
most brits are asleep but shall be waking up shortly for toil
Dilate
Op here. I made 90% of posts so far. It's 6am in the UK and this general doesn't get going until 3pm (that's when NEETs wake up).
kek
Go have some rest, and then wake up, have you tea, breakfast, morning fitness exercise, work etc, then neet and the schizo will eventually be here within about 3 p.m.
I want to shag her.
Unregistered HyperCam 2
I want to taste her
I have a bunch of pics of old Hollywood actresses
very drunk de liiiiiiids
Not saying I reported the canadian whos spamming images because he posted one with nudity BUT if i was going to thats what i would have reported him for
>canadian with yellow fever
quelle fucking surprise
honesty i prefer skitz
Girls are magical
I have never had sex
you should try it sometime, it's alright
5 wanks today
woke up at 7am
life's already over
h-have sex
thoughtful-retarded, which is actually a step up from iq retarded
She’s giving me a boner!
damaged goods
>Apple has advised owners of its new credit card to keep it away from leather and denim.
joe rogan is an ascended incel
Rorke has officially been place upon the ropes.
Well I guess I’ll never get an Apple card then given that that’s what I wear.
listening to a bit of vera lynn
would you hsve been in the resistance in the french revolution
I would imagine many people, myself included have a leather wallet.
Missed the gf's message and didn't reply for an hour, now she's suddenly taking an hour to reply as well. Usually
desu unless you're trying to arrange something its best to not bother with texting, give yourselves soemthing to talk about when you meet
right im back now
sun's out
reckon I'm feeling pretty good
Oh come on, that’s impossible.
100 companies account for 70% of CO2 emissions
wish my neighbours would fuck off 2bh
Sun's out, bum's out
*bends over*
what's the figure when you include the 101st company?
I DESERVE to be more handsome than I actually am
my mum thinks your handsome
tell her I said "thanks"
i used to think that... toil was a tragedy
but now i realise, it's a comedy
I have phimosis
v-day bernie sanders pozzin'
what? MY willy?
yeah, it's short, skinny and smells awful
asked finlad how i should improve my minecraft house and he just said peng then dodged the question
it must be really bad
I've never witnessed a video-game
Spent 20 minutes doing a big poo then another 10 minutes lying on my bed recovering
ive played probably over a dozen video games
that is something else...
fuck off melvinigger
nigger
born to game
was any of them a mass effect? i like those
only we can use that word
looking good
feeling good
yep, time to go out tonight to drink and stare at girls
Final day unless berg asks me to work for a half day tomorrow because its busy at the moment.
no just regular poos
I've 20 minutes to spare
any ideas?
listen to some music you enjoy