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its friday edition

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Can feel time isnt on my side lads

a united hong kong and china
under an RoC flag

time
time is running out

>a united hong kong and china
>under an RoC flag

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>be an instagram thot
>spam your stories with ctrl+v amazon forest shit
>"ah good I've done my bit. See everyone, I'm not just a pair of tits, I have substance"
>posts more tits

On this day in British History

>1305 – Sir William Wallace is hung, drawn and quartered at Smithfield, London.
>1628 – George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, is assassinated by John Felton.
>1775 – American Revolutionary War: King George III delivers his Proclamation of Rebellion to the Court of St James's stating that the American colonies have proceeded to a state of open and avowed rebellion.
>1839 – The United Kingdom captures Hong Kong as a base as it prepares for war with Qing China. The ensuing three-year conflict will later be known as the First Opium War.
>1858 – The Round Oak rail accident occurs in Brierely Hill in the the Black Country. 14 are killed and another 50 injured. The guard, who had six passengers drinking and smoking with him in the rear van was convicted of manslaughter as they had broken the trains couplings whilst playing with the brakes.
>1873 – Albert Bridge in Chelsea, London opens.
>1898 – The Southern Cross Expedition, the first British venture of the Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration, departs from London.
>1914 – World War I: The Battle of Mons - The first major action of the British Expeditionary Force. Although the British fought well and inflicted disproportionate casualties on the numerically superior Germans, they were eventually forced to retreat due both to the greater strength of the Germans and the sudden retreat of the French Fifth Army.
>1921 – British airship R-38 experiences structural failure over Hull in England and crashes in the Humber Estuary. Of her 49 British and American training crew, only four survive.
>1940 – World War II: The German Luftwaffe begin night bombing rainds on London.

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Pooing bums and weeing willies

ah yes did the actress do the thing and then the people respond accordingly in a way that the PR demons wanted

>I have substance
>not "I got efics"

going to the Apple store to collect my macbook

Second day calling in sick off work
Need to decide whether to call in sick tomorrow too. I'm genuinely not well but I'm scared people will think I'm faking it because of the bank holiday on Monday

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i nominate this for the /brit/ award for best anonymous post in our last thread (BAFBAPIOLT)

>beautiful people with a large social media presence are inherently vapid
the mother of all copes tbqh

Does the pope cope?

the PR demons lads... they're out there

the ireland vs uk one is the best where the guy is a car bomb

thoughts

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They are though. They post the same screenshot of numbers to call about the amazon or whatever as if people are actually going to call some Brazilian number, then go back to posting the same vapid shit.
I think it's sad what's happening but at least I'm being honest with myself in that I'm not going to do anything about it instead of being an armchair activist for likes

alright Paddington

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Bump for wired language

I haven't seen that one, Irishman.

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rorke, take your meds

these dog videos with 'doggo' subtitles are the worst

doin me a fascinate
hooman im hungry

HAHA XD fuck off

>Friday night toil

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Plato, Aristotle or Socrates, lads?

>rorke, take your meds

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why are people do who computer science so unbearable

they have zero self awareness

I like the way that my wife folds my socks. I dont know how she does it but it makes stacking them so much easier

>NO NO STOP HAVING FUN, NOOOOO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUNNNNN!!!!

Rorke take your meds and get a job

The gf

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celebrating Macron saying he might give you some leeway doesnt sound very much like taking control back, sounds like the exact opposite in fact

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elaborate and give examples

what the hell is this

the new whip

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>Rorke take your meds and get a job

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RORKE IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR I WILL BE FORCED TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM VIA YOUR WINDOW

I only know 2 trannies personally and both did computer science

yea i'm not gonna celebrate a deal if it's just gonna result in leaving the EU in name only

>RORKE IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR I WILL BE FORCED TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM VIA YOUR WINDOW

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rorke getting back into his box

don't know how you find old people who are positive. The longer I live the more jaded and misanthropic I've become. People are just thick and annoying

>rorke

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your mum

>only

Was a whisker away from making a very good post

BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT

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It's Britain exiting the EU.

remoaners

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finna get drunk and high tonight

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first time for everything

Makes you think

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Pro tip, that's the only deal there is

Business idea: glue a photo of a girl and a virus code in the one file, send this file through some whatsapp. The application loads the media automatically and when the user open it, the code will be executed.

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Very racist depiction of a Spanish woman in this picture

my testicles are full of sperm

I get like this every time I read youtube comments.

but she's pretty

but accurate

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That's nice leftypol, now finish your veggies and you can have pudding.

No it isnt

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>brexit is a left-right issue
very small brain this one

hello greasy spic

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How old are you? I just find certain types of infantile internet humour really cringeworthy

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Hello racist

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looks like the character in a zombie film who gets bitten early on but tries to hide it

Behead those who insult the iberian race tbqh

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go home britain for the british

Im not racist lads. I treat everyone as an individual.

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Incredibly racist me, but only to whites.

Incredibly racist, but only to orientals

I am a white briton
Bastard

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MAGA (Make Anglia Great Again)

He was funnier than Gervais has ever been in his life.

MBCA (Make Britain Celtic Again)

>He was funnier than Gervais has ever been in his life.

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would still love to hear a good explanation for brexit being “racist” surely lefty/pol/ would be all for limiting European immigration and accepting more commonwealth immigrants

>barry love the leftists on telleh arent happeh about you voting to leave european union
ahh heck to em lass
*tucks into full english*

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Doesn't surprise me that you post here Ricky.

Remember being 16

Not sure about this new cumbrain gimmick, just makes me think of Cumbria

>mfw I see a girl with dodgy fake eyebrows

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>ricky gervais
>funny

whats your preferred name for your willy lads? for me its ‘todger’

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Need to maximise my potential

corr could do with a full english right about now

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willer