Welp I'm at the end of my rope. My last resort was to become an English teacher in Japan, but I recently found out that having any kind of criminal record, even in my case juvenile incorrigibility, disqualifies you from the JET program. (I told my mom "fuck you" when she wanted to spank me when I was 17 so she called the police)
I don't really know what to do now. LINK had better not be just a meme
hmmm
> A child cannot be found incorrigible for disobeying illegal orders such as those that force the child to commit a crime or submit to being abused or hurt.
I was found guilty. State of Indiana. She stated before the court that she "did not feel safe with me in the house" so I was put into a corrections facility until I turned 18
woah arrested for swearing
>cousin got 1.5 year probation for taking a national flag from some building
go teach english in south korea you fucking moron. or china. why so set on japan?
also i promise you LINK is just a meme. South Korea and china hire year round. get out there already
I don't like Koreans and China is third-world tier
Why is everyone applying for JET a literal retard that thinks moving to animeland is going to cure his depression??
last chance for people like me who couldn't make it here
they will accept anyone with a bachelor's degree as long as you speak english
plus I know a little japanese from some classes I took, which isn't even required
*snap* this is going to my r/hapas folder
Your problems are not tied to where you are. You are still going to be miserable no matter how far you move. Stop running away and actually figure out your shit.
Aha, I don't think having my room and board paid for while being gainfully employed teaching English overseas is really comparable to my current situation. So I don't really follow your logic
You can get a job and and a place where you are now too. It's probably going to be a lot easier too. Working there would fucking suck. The hours are shit, the kids are all fucking brats and everyone is racist as shit. Do a Google search for JET stories and realize that you dodged a bullet.
Really that bad? I watch a lot of youtube videos of people who did it, and they all genuinely seem to believe it was a rewarding experience. Plus Japan is just so much cleaner than America, and the crime rate is nearly as bad...
Sorry for you user, your mother sounds insane.
Your life is a meme. I can't wait to laugh at you no linkers within the next 6 months.
She is. She thinks she's a witch and does a lot of extreme LARPagan shit
Check out japan_irl on twitter. He constantly drops redpills about peoples fucked up perception of Japan.
Best of luck to you. I genuinly hope you make it someday brah.
>implying racism is bad
Are you a shitskin, mutt or jew?
kek
thanks user
I'm talking about racism against whites by the japs dipshit
user it sounds like you dislike where you live for various reasons.
That's fine, you should move.
Japan is not the answer now obviously.
You're worried about cleanliness, crime, etc?
Not all of America is like that user.
I grew up in the Midwest. Lived in NYC. Spent time all over the east coast.
Most of it is awful.
I would recommend Idaho or Utah.
I recently moved to Boise. It's clean, beautiful, plentiful jobs, WHITE, and for a capital city the crime is so lowost people don't even lock their homes or vehicles.
Seriously.
move to Idaho user.
post more feet
You need a Bachelors.
You can't get a teaching job in Japan without a degree anyways. What are you thinking?
Protip: get a fake degree and go teach in SEA.
I have never been to Idaho. What cities do you recommend? I'm doing a road trip with some pals in less than a year, might put that on the list
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I have a degree in business
Utah has a big homeless problem. Beautiful state though, I live here. The amount of mentally ill faggots flooding in from Commiefornia and Colorado though is getting rough.
Funny you mention Boise too, since that town is the #1 destination for people moving out of California. It's brought home prices up like 400% or some shit. Commies ruin everything everywhere they go, they fucked California and are spreading to the midwest with their mental illness plague.
actually OP JET is more competitive than you think. Lots of people get denied and they don't even have criminal records, and they have decent references. I would suggest a dispatch company, but you'll get paid peanuts. Lots of filipinos teach in Japanese schools now because of wages being that low. You make about 25k in USD per year as a public school teacher with a dispatch, and JET is like 35k. It's still shit. South Korea is automatically better because you get apartment furnished and subsidized, airline paid for, and the pay is actually better there now.
How would JET find out?
Im self employed / online business and have gone there twice on a 3 month visa. Id like to live there since I can run my business online but unfortunately cant find a way in so Im stuck with visa runs.
Japan has been a blast so far. I was a bit bored in my city, but in Tokyo theres tens of thousands of different restaurants, lots of sights to see, people in crazy outfits, short cute women. Japan is literally amazing and a fun country to be in.
You sound like a stuck up NEET piece of shit.
>life is over i can't get into a JET program so i can watch hentai all day
guess what user youre in luck you can watch your beloved hentai in the states too.
>I have a record
LMAO. is it even considered a misdemeanor? pull up your fucking bootstraps pussy and get on with whatever you need to do to make shit happen. God damn you sensitive types blow my mind.
and you hold link? for fucks SAKE you've got everything all fucked up user
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JET requires you to submit an FBI background check report
Boise is where you would want to live, imo.
McCall, ID Stanley, ID and Coure DE alene are all fucking beautiful.
Pic related
Home prices haven't gone up that much and it's honestly not that bad.
I'm renting a 3br house with a fenced in yard and updated everything for $1400 a month. I'm right by downtown.
But yeah the homeless can be bad in Utah, same with Colorado. Which is why we didn't move there.
Boise is the shit.
There's a reason people are moving here.
I can go river surfing, hiking, mountain biking, kayaking, downtown for dinner, comedy shows all within 10 min drive.
I do love me some mountains (formerly situated in Las Vegas, NV, living right under the shadow of Frenchman's Mountain)
You get all that here as well. How crowded is it when you do anything outdoors up there? Is it like Utah where no matter what fucking trail or whatever it is you're doing there will always be other people on it? That's the only thing I didn't expect when I moved out here, so many weekend warriors out and about. I haven't lived here long but every time I go somewhere there is other people. Been trying to find some remote places to check out that are less accessible.
>getting this fucking triggered someone holds a coin you don't
maybe he's chinese or korean, given the post he's replying to lmao
Yeah if you want remote Idaho is where it's at.
Sure if you're trying to do stuff close to the city there's going to be people. Not crazy amounts though, it's not that big of a city.
But all it takes is a short drive and you can be off the fucking grid, quick.
Real wilderness.
Look up Frank Church area. It gets pretty wild out there man.
Really? I passed through Boise once, thought it sucked ass.
It is, there's a reason its so cheep, basic supply and demand.
Lmao I've traveled the US
There's not a better midsized city for quality of life, cleanliness, proximity to outdoors, and safety as there is in Boise.
There's other awesome cities sure, but to live in? I'm good.
Stop shilling your city pajeet, no one is moving there
When we make it with link we can all move to Japan and have some 48 hours long coke fueled orgies
is it an illusion or are us parents often selfish/inane/negligent.
Often hearing stories of folks getting kicked out at 18 or of crazy/abusive parents. Could be selection bias obviously but still.
Gen Xers make for bad parents. They were the most fucked up and selfish, thanks to the benign neglect of their boomer parents.
how do i buy link?
how do i mine link?
you sound like a total fag. and your shits all retarded too. oh and stop asking for hand outs you gay ass incel your parents can't do everything for you.
SEE this is exactly the problem with the Zoomers- they expect their parents to literally hand them their future all nicely packaged.
GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT SO.YBOY
Yeah this looks like the kind of post I would make if I was a faggot like you lmao
BUT MOMMY PLEASE DONT SPANK ME FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
>he still gets spanked at 17
jesus you must be all fucked up brah
Yeah I'd probably say that too, if I were a faggot like you
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Somewhere in your mind, I'm sure you think this is god-tier bantz
But your posts are just too dumb, and a bit gay, to take seriously
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you gay nigga
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facebook tier sissy fight. gtfo.
>b1dSC+5z
>jBTiIbY9
@11029987
Eh. It was a bit amusing, but you're gonna have to try a little harder. No more (You)'s for you until then
they're post id's you dumb faggot
thanks /u/W31cx1g+, I didn't notice that. Have an upvote
Checked! Redpilled and based
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*yawn*
kek
anyone?
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just because your mom called the cops doesn;t mean you have a criminal record you literal autistic retard incel
fucking just kill yourself for being so stupid
Test
>Met McAfee at bitcoinsuperconference
>Talked about my pools while smoking a cig with him outside
>get invited to his house
>only plan to stay for 2 days
>day 1 mcafee finally comes out of his room (first night there were gunshots)
>smoke 4 joints with him and his navy seal, green beret, apache pilot bad ass motherfucker security team
>told me to stay and he'll put me to work
>go back home to gf and dogs and pc for games
>browse biz and share trades sometimes because I want you retards to be millionaires too one day
sorry user. ur mom is a garbage person. a parent imho should first make sure the offspring gets to be a functional human being... not to put you on the ground and deprive u for life from career choices. i would have just beaten you if u were my kid. certainly not call the police
>apache pilot
pilot here, can fly fixed and rotary wing, will work for anime feet
The "leave home at 18 meme" is a massively boomer idea
My dad wanted to kick me out at 17 even. He was like "other kids leave home at 18" but none of my friends did.