Thanks for meming me into buying this piece of trash

you're a literal faggot if you use anything but pic related

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>the process itself is very complicated

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stop buying shit coffee

I have both, literally never knew anyone who doesn0t have a moke at home.

>the coffee tastes like burnt mud
that means it's working perfectly

>and time consuming
Making good coffee at home is more complicated and time consuming than putting a nespresso capsule into your nespresso machine.
I have an italian semi-pro espresso machine, a grinder and I buy freshly roasted coffee beans from a local shop. Not only is it time consuming, it's expensive but that's the price you have to pay if you want to make decent coffee.

>the process itself is very complicated
it was a good bait until this

if it tastes burnt it's because the coffee is burnt, you are supposed to put the moka on a very low flame and serve it before it starts bubbling.
of course foreing mongos think that's a difficult process.

I just use instant coffee

> the process itself is very complicated
Are all white people brainlets?

most of the coffee in italy comes from here you imbecile

>you are supposed to put the moka on a very low flame
Ppl have to work and usually dont have 30 minutes to make a fucking mug of coffee

I will use this, Japanese simplicity and superior output

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based

fucking brainlet, it's the roasting of the beans the important part.

>30 minutes
why are Brazilians so theatrical in their coping? You are like women.

pourover is more complicated than moka lol

>he drinks coffee instead of energy drinks
lmao @ boomers

ok but can I put my dick in that?

>Brazilians
>Working

My sides have just reached event horizon.

>insert pre heated water
>inster coffee, make sure you fill it up, but the edge is not covered
>put on stove, watch it carefully or your coffee burns, if you are in bad luck your sealing, too
>clean the entire mess
>decalcify the entire mess from time to time

I prefer this method

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>take off old underwear
>put it in the basket
>open drawer
>extract new underwear that had to be previously washed
>lift up your leg
>put it in the hole
>lift up other leg
>put it in the hole
>have to flex all the way down to the floor to grab the underwear and then lift it up to waist level
>adjust bollocks' position for comfort
>have to wash old underwear
>put soap in
>wait 1 hour for it to be done
>hang it and wait for it to dry

why is this process so damn complicated??????

>>insert pre heated water
meme
>watch it carefully or your coffee burns
retard
>clean
30 seconds

>monkeyzilian comment

>insert pre heated water
>meme
It's just slightly faster that way.

you don't need to warm up water before, what the fuck, why would you do that when it may save 0.1 seconds?

good argument

your flag is an argument in and of itself

sorry it was not made for low iq shitskins, go back eating raw coffee beans it's faster for you

Quintissentially italian dramaticism.

there is nothing dramatic in that post

>the absolute state of krauts
Buy better coffee, Hans.

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OOoh OOOOh aaaaaah AAAAH AAAAH

>buys Lidl coffee
>MOKA BAD

absolute state of germoids

What?

>I love coffee! I can't start my day off without a cup of joe

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>not using a basic turkish coffee pot
why?

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>not using this coffe kit design specifically for retarded ppl

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i mostly use filter.

Low quality bait, they're easy to use if you're not retarded >

the aluminium ones are trash, buy a stainless steel one

I laughed, guiseppe.
Take this gold, you deserve it.

my parents brought me this Sang Tao vietnamese coffee from their trip and I make it in my moka, it’s pretty good, tastes like hazelnut.

meds are the only people who can make good coffee

drinking this at the moment, it’s 9/10
what are you lads drinking?

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>the process itself is very complicated
lmao even as an american I could figure it out in like 5 seconds

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viets have been blessed by the french with good bread and coffee. based viets make some great food

Buy some Illy. Also as you build up a residue on the filter the flavor will improve. And of course you need to titrate how much coffee you use to your desired strength.

australia has also received the culinary blessings of med culture

>not the based moccamaster
The fuck is happening to Finland?

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>all these futuristic electric contraptions to make watery coffee

to each his own but lmao

Pre heated water? Like wtf? Nobody does that, it's pretty useless since it heats in the moka

>drinking coffee in the first place
Enjoy being a slave to a beverage lol

Cringe
Based

put quality coffee inside it faggot

Based.

Yes it doubles as a fake pussy.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLEAN IT JUST WASH IT WITH WATER

Coffee drinkers are probably healthier than you.

Just boil the water before putting it inside the pot and take the pot off the stove when it starts hissing. And don't use shit coffee. I use a moka pot and I get a slightly acidic or even slightly sweet cup.

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you have wash it with some water after the use, the older and more used the better the coffee
if you don't want to worry about burning it pour a spoon o two of water in the upper container

this.

also the first coffees you make with a new moka always taste like shit, you have to make at least 10 to be drinkable. also put good coffee inside you plen

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>Why yes I'm a coffee connoisseur, how did you know?

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This.

Tea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>coffee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mate

actual espresso machines that are also good are expensive as hell tho

>filter coffee

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Tea has caffeine in it as well.

>Making good coffee at home is more complicated and time consuming than putting a nespresso capsule into your nespresso machine.
>I have an italian semi-pro espresso machine, a grinder and I buy freshly roasted coffee beans from a local shop. Not only is it time consuming, it's expensive but that's the price you have to pay if you want to make decent coffee.
gigasoy.jpg

the incel t*a once again cucked by the chad COFFEEine.

i squeeze the coffee out of the beans with my bear hands

you mean based and redpilled Chad

>zoomer in anime board
>dislikes mate

Colour me surprised

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get a job and buy a cup of coffee like a normal person
instead of wasting time with some retarded ass italian mokapot
newsflash: shitalians are poor and don't work much so ofc they have time and energy to waste on making a simple cup of coffee

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It definitely is an investment but I drink coffee everyday and I just can't go back to watered down coffee now that I've made the upgrade.

what it that graph supposed to be about? GDP per capita here is higher than Spain and Portugal

ah yes, the autistic animal of Europe is sharing his thoughts on cuisine, what a spectacle

based

nominal GDP per capita can be inflated to give a wrong impression of how well people are off
real GDP per capita gives a more accurate view of the purchasing power people have in a country

so that graph shows our "real" GDPpc is stuck the way it was 20 years ago, not that we are poor.

Germany and not picrel
Easy to use
Muh mud

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>Look mom I'm Harry Potter!!!

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What does HP have to do with coffee?

>the process is very complicated

What the fuck? My 5 year old cousin prepped my moka yesterday with no effort. Are you retarded?

All your country is good for is gore thread content for /b/

People still drink coffee?
That's weird. I use barley.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffè_d'orzo

>this is what incel omega redditors actually believe
SAD

>People still drink coffee?
Yes. Why not?

my mum drinks that too, it's a boomer thing

that's because coffee was rare during ww2 so they settled with this.

kek what, my mom is a full boomer from the late 50's-