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Brayden Price
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Mason Davis
frank
bowling
Angel Smith
was saving this post for the new thread
here it is
Luis Peterson
just got spitroasted in the chunnel
Tyler Rogers
Post some advice for other anons based on your life experiences
Kevin Hernandez
my main man
Charles Jones
alri
Adrian Perez
Never experienced the hustle and bustle of London
John Edwards
I am now 24 and have finished my first year at Princeton. Or more like barely avoided academic dismissal with my barebones “passing” GPA (and this is after grade inflation was accounted for).
This school is a complete meme. I thought I would meet people who genuinely dedicated themselves to pursuits of literature. Instead I had a roommate whose father bought him into the school (Dude, I'm a 4th generation legacy bro, lmao!), and a bunch of classmates who cared more about parties and social posturing than the material they were studying.
Failing to make friends with the people I thought I would meet, I gradually withdrew into a hermit lifestyle of drinking in my dorm room alone while reading (my roommate was usually at one of his GF's dorms and hardly came back). And procrastinating my assignments.
I wrote several works as well trying to capture the reality of being an internet addicted incel social outcast, but when I took my story to the writing center the girl who read it looked at me with a repressed grimace as she tried to end the session as soon as possible. Decided to never show my writing there again.
Pink Beret girl (who was a qt in one of my classes who I eventually got on talking basis with) ended up using me to do her assignments. Eventually I had to cut things off when I found out she was lying about being single and actually regularly went to parties despite telling me she “wasn't a party girl”.
The remainder of the semester was spent reading books from my own interest and ignoring class assignments as they only reminded me of my disappointment for spending years to get to this school.
This is a school for rich Chads and Stacies, anyone else is just here as decoration. Honestly, I think this was even true back in F. Scott's time as well.
Maybe the next academic year will be better. At least then I'll be a sophomore.
Evan Flores
went to liverpool and got stabbed before i even arrived
Liam Wood
literally blog the fuck on
Isaiah Rodriguez
people only think about you for as long as they can see you - so walk with confidence and smile and 90% of the public will have a positive impression of you
Lincoln Jenkins
James Rogers
Quod licet amabilis hominibus, non licet bovi
Camden Roberts
Me neither. Probably why I haven't been shot, stabbed, acid attacked or blown up
Dominic Harris
the fuck
Angel Campbell
youtube.com
jordan delivering bangers
James Baker
Its alri desu I kinda like it. You can rush about and it's normal
Carson Jones
why does the mersey run through liverpool?
because if it walked it'd get stabbed
Easton Morgan
ooooooooooh my days hahahahahahahhahaha
Jace Jackson
moo
Jayden Nguyen
just think
when the queen dies they'll take in all the notes and coins and put charles or william on it all and then hand it all back out
mental
Jeremiah Rivera
imagine sh*gging that
Xavier Moore
any sitting in a cafe alone man in
Luis Baker
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Christopher Hall
>taking undergraduate studies seriously
>doesn't even do that but postures about being unique and special and not fitting in with the rich kids :(
>barely passes classes
oh wow
Aiden Perry
Tldr
Asher Jones
David Howard
it was a joke calm down
Justin Cox
>rap album has a couple of “skit” bonus tracks in between songs
Jeremiah Roberts
going NatWest to get all my cash remonarched, anyone want owt?
Isaac Rivera
it's really weird watching something like this life and comparing it to london now. in only 20 years it's gone from being able to park outside your big easily rented townhouse to the cluster fuck it is now
Gabriel Moore
me?
Zachary Thompson
are his legs stuck in cement
Josiah Green
yeh
Lincoln Butler
should only be allowed to post in /brit/ if you straight A*s in gcses and a levels
Lucas Roberts
kek this is me
Austin Moore
tell it to the judge
Jeremiah Long
Its settled
I'm getting a Hyundai
Lincoln Green
>roomemate is a 4th gen legacy
>not sucking up to him to become his personal social secretary to experience the life in the inner-inner core
fucked up
Lucas Barnes
FOLC
Camden Reyes
and a first at oxbridge
Caleb Smith
despite all my cum i am still just a poo in a bum
Justin King
bit of an optical illusion ennit lol x
Gabriel Bailey
just went to the toilet and did a big smelly irish
Blake Jones
only retards go to oxbridge
Kayden Price
Get a Ford instead
Ryder Phillips
got a 2:1 at uni, think that qualifies me as a big brain poster
Chase Thompson
>If you genuinely believe the UK is one of the greatest countries in the world then you're an idiot.
print this off and have a read of it in a few years when you're back
Dylan Morris
Want to visit Liverpool honestly
Robert White
Home sweet home
Gavin Ortiz
t. Durham student who didn't get into oxbridge
Christopher Sullivan
big brain post
Gavin Torres
eg måste kuka
Brody Watson
Icelandic danish is very hard to understand
Brayden Reyes
in australia, only abos get to go to oxbridge
Joseph Parker
it's actually decent
would be horrible if you hated football or the beatles tho
Charles Hernandez
how can I make money at the british people's expensive after brexit?
Gavin Parker
business idea: /brit/ + Jow Forums = /bint/
William Scott
don't be an idiot and pronounce the second L, you'll get laughed out of town
Jace Wilson
it’s a great visit decent night life and the centre is actually quite nice these days plenty of historic buildings as well if that’s your bag
Andrew Davis
lads if i post the worm in my poo can you help me identify it
Charles Hill
there's no point arguing with children mate
Tyler Butler
This place is a bit of a shithole but compared to most of the world it’s a fucking paradise
Xavier Reyes
robotboy lads
Caleb Richardson
turtle got some new ink lads
Julian Flores
peng
Connor Cooper
Men are so cringe lolll
James Morris
sell sterling
but it now and then off load it
prolly the easiest way
Lincoln Gray
Just read a baffling post.
Asher Mitchell
thought he had a little robot willy for a second haha
Adrian Flores
conducting a poo
Adam Parker
yeah, it's actually really easy because it uses a name on fridays
Bentley Sullivan
why would the pound increase in value after leaving the EU properly?
David Brown
theres something so depressing about being out in public alone when everyone else is there with friends and gfs
Mason Bell
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Liam Ramirez
vintage model
James Nguyen
we already know copealone looks like Diego Rivera lad
Logan Martinez
dont have a single friend in this planet
not even family
Luis Jones
A LITTLE MOTIVATION
Cameron Morgan
If he was fit you wouldn't have thought that cringe so stfu you dumb sket
Andrew Morales
Listening to Jeff Buckely's "Grace" album
youtube.com
Find it reminiscent of Radiohead
Ian Williams
Wish I was eating some of Mr Kipling's finest
Isaiah Sanders
if you need to ask, you're already too stupid to.
stick to flipping burgers
Joseph Bennett
it's so sad how women can get attention at any time, no matter how ugly and they've got men lining up whom they can just mock
Robert Russell
Mr Kipling was a wife-beater and an opium addict
Jacob King
Zachary Anderson
was lol bastard ich fick deine ganze generation den hund dein vater die fotze deiner mutter und dich die missgeburt von ganz england voll in arsch gefickt mit 20cm thaiboxerprügel BAM BAM BAM in den arsch mit drei vier kollegen und alle stehen sie schlange weil man das so in england macht aber trotzdem gibts in arsch weil du der sohn einer dreckigen hafenhure bist in die vollkommen in den arsch gefickt bist die der himmel frei von wolken ist und die triumphal die europahymne ertönt bevor ich volle pulle meinen pulsierenden puller in dir explodieren lasse danach kannst du bei NHS betteln und wen ich dann mit meinem porsche an dir vorbei fahre würdige ich dir nicht mal mit einen einzigen blick, nicht einen cent kriegst du, nur spucke und prügel und schläge und demütigung wie ein englischer hund es verdient
Colton Williams
an exceedingly good one
Robert Young
it'll go down and then rebound from other people selling it
Gabriel Ward
why are you using a phone to post?
Leo Collins
going to throw your parents out of their home and sell it to the chinese
Ryder Ward
good bit when he goes HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin Ward
playing xbox and football manager on my other devices
Elijah Stewart
PUT YO SISTER ON THE PHONE
Caleb Davis
Come take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Parker Thomas
lana del rey with double plaits jesus christ so hot
Adrian Fisher
How the fuck do you use a phone to post? Do you dial in the letters or something?
Nathan Sanchez
Lol but also
>jenna
Easton Evans
based