The one true piff ting edition
/brit/
Ryan Jackson
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Brayden James
In theory there is nothing wrong with zero hour contracts
I was on one while in Uni and it was perfect to be able to pick up whatever hours they had available to fit around my schedule
Kevin Thompson
>"You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don’t know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It’s a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don’t believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with the Sicilian women, huh, that they changed the whole blood-line forever, that’s why blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I’m quoting history. It’s written. It’s a fact. It’s written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother fucked a nigger, and she had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin’? Cuz you, you’re part eggplant."
Alexander Hughes
Matthew Bell
Stop eating beans for breakfast it's disgusting
Angel Edwards
chebs are a bit droopy
Evan Ramirez
mmmmmm beans
Connor Ward
stop eating
Julian White
stop eating in general you fat cunts
Hudson Adams
On this day in British History
>1305 – Sir William Wallace is hung, drawn and quartered at Smithfield, London.
>1628 – George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, is assassinated by John Felton.
>1775 – American Revolutionary War: King George III delivers his Proclamation of Rebellion to the Court of St James's stating that the American colonies have proceeded to a state of open and avowed rebellion.
>1839 – The United Kingdom captures Hong Kong as a base as it prepares for war with Qing China. The ensuing three-year conflict will later be known as the First Opium War.
>1858 – The Round Oak rail accident occurs in Brierely Hill in the the Black Country. 14 are killed and another 50 injured. The guard, who had six passengers drinking and smoking with him in the rear van was convicted of manslaughter as they had broken the trains couplings whilst playing with the brakes.
>1873 – Albert Bridge in Chelsea, London opens.
>1898 – The Southern Cross Expedition, the first British venture of the Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration, departs from London.
>1914 – World War I: The Battle of Mons - The first major action of the British Expeditionary Force. Although the British fought well and inflicted disproportionate casualties on the numerically superior Germans, they were eventually forced to retreat due both to the greater strength of the Germans and the sudden retreat of the French Fifth Army.
>1921 – British airship R-38 experiences structural failure over Hull in England and crashes in the Humber Estuary. Of her 49 British and American training crew, only four survive.
>1940 – World War II: The German Luftwaffe begin night bombing rainds on London.
Isaac Anderson
both of them women are fully munted, if you cant go out on a saturday night and pull a bird like that you must be fully uckers lmao
Jackson Phillips
What if, after you die, Satan asks you "how was hell?"
Adam Sanchez
30 year mortgage
10 year interest only
Charles Wilson
Brutal gang
Ryder Turner
what did tarantino mean by this?
Alexander Thomas
British person: *wakes up*
British person:
Colton Powell
swear he gets smaller every time this is posted
Henry Howard
woah
Adrian Cruz
yeah cool *buns zoot*
Oliver Flores
Bum tossed a bender
Chase Bailey
it's a black male thing
Carson James
Based on this day poster.
Kayden Roberts
The world ended in 2012 this is just a dream lads
Grayson James
Just realised that COYS0IE7M is the "girl at work" cretin that obsessed over a colleague and wanted to break off his engagement with his fiancee to have a chance at cheating with a girl that was out of his league
Henry Reed
Alexander Torres
grim
Josiah Torres
My uni has brutalist architecture. Terrible school though
John White
that was a good twitter post
Blake Turner
pengrim
Benjamin Rodriguez
Postmodernist neo-Marxist dreck
Ayden Sanders
my mates mum cuts his toast into star shapes hes 27
Jonathan Jackson
Mason Davis
Sucking some string
Isaac Flores
this looks good
Bentley Nguyen
how long is it?
Anthony Hill
post or after tax?
Lucas Ramirez
>And here is where we keep the greatest works of literature, philosophy and history of the Celtic people.
Grayson Taylor
will try this at home
Robert Rivera
Cash in hand m8 cash in hand don't need none of that tax stuff round 'ere
William Sanders
you know if a joe rogan guest is shit or not by how long the podcast is
Alexander Martin
High t is antics init simple as
Asher Cook
soz, wrong picture
Ryan Jones
Wrong. If I remember correctly there were about 3 "girl at work" posters at that time including the cute ears poster.
Jeremiah Nelson
Prefer not to say
Ayden Clark
based
no it isn't
Joshua Fisher
they copied it off that one in star wars I can tell
Jonathan Perez
I'm 122lbs :3
Logan Brooks
>Jamie go to /brit/
>yes that one
>wait scroll up
Xavier Hughes
Adrian Ramirez
A lot of times the more high-profile guests will do shorter episodes because they're on a tight schedule
Lincoln Peterson
>why yes I do listen to Joe Rogan how could you tell?
Jordan Allen
Been here
Jeremiah Sullivan
Where in the UK can I find women like this.
Wyatt Johnson
this bitch is melting on the outside, bloody Manuel and his lazy work ethic
Dylan Garcia
joe rogan eats a lot of eggs
Robert Hughes
Bolton
Michael Mitchell
Joe rogaine is a simp. He might be king simp
Everyone on that show is also a simp by association
Jonathan Hill
wales
Landon Flores
They all come in holidays to south spain
Zachary Bennett
white guys be like *dies of opioid crisis along with entire town*
Anthony Walker
grimsby arcade
Lucas Foster
Looks like an ordinary young lad
Leo White
shagging this tinder hog tonight, she reckons shes 38 but i think shes 40+ either way im gonna shag her bareback
Ryder Flores
I wish I looked like joe rogan. Such a full man
Jacob Ross
>Save 200k usd in the next 5 years
>move to the third world and be a neet
Find a flaw
Austin Stewart
Boss just saw this and said hang about cor you're up for promotion
Oliver Cox
funny how it's considered the fault of wypipo but liberal academics still court the theory that there was government involvement in the crack epidemic
Liam Rivera
slapper
Brandon Ross
the heft of it
Isaiah Wright
>Looks like an ordinary young lad
Landon Baker
PENG PENG PENGGGG
Brayden Morgan
Very simply:
Crack epidemic was caused by racist CIA
Opioid epidemic was caused by subversive Jews
Luke Howard
Fucking grim. Imagine the smell
I doubt you're gonna be able to get a stuffy tb h
Jonathan Young
janny hates women
Julian Wood
matched with some fattish 40 year old on tinder before and she wanted to fuck but I deleted my account shortly after lmao
Luke Johnson
Christian White
is this your new buzzword dave?
Oliver Morgan
All women should be arrested
Christian Howard
Dylan Long
Ok?
Kayden Perry
Yes haha
Jeremiah Powell
youtu.be
can literally see the cogs whirring in this one the bloke does well not to get frustrated
James Howard
holy amazeballs
fck drampt
Grayson Powell
fuck sake lad I just got here, was it really as peng as you say before I check the archives?
Camden Bennett
I live in south spain my city always gets full of brits and they don't look like this.
Jason Watson
The government deserves half my paycheque
Landon Young
grim grim grim imagine how she looks naked
Lincoln Gray
Yes
Awoooga awooooooga honk honk BAZINGA
Grayson Murphy
do you reckon a lass that looks like thats going to be going on holiday to spain lad
Wyatt Brooks
Kayden Peterson
The gf
Eli Evans
baspingo
Zachary Moore
I am American
Jordan Gutierrez
Faggots
/brit/ is full of low test twinks with small bones
Jaxon Williams
Top lad.
Andrew Bailey
Ate too much oh god I feel like I'm going to die
Lincoln Lewis
Botswana
Levi Barnes
no you're not
Jackson Martinez
You can die from a leg break init. From shock or hemorrhage. If the femoral artery is split then you're dead bro
Levi Stewart
bet americans frame swimming certificates