/dixie/ — The South & Friends

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wake up gay retards

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WHERE IS VIRGINIAKOT

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>go to /cum/
>more asians and euros than north americans
intredasting...

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their euros are just Canadian shitposters who are ban evading with proxies/VPNs iirc

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normie iffy, uh, in my classroom, uh
got the maccy, uh, for game development, uh

nice 2018 meme loser

>time was a ago

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/synthpop/
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Why the hell am I seeing words like psyop on Jow Forums now?

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it's cool to be schizophrenic

Prediction for Trump's second term
A Corey in the House reboot is made where Corey is a woke socialist with dreads and tattoos who repeatedly btfos Trump with quotes from Marcus Garvey

does he also smonk wed?

Yeah probably

>Trump's second term

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Dems are pushing AOC and I don't see how burgers are gonna pick her over orange man.
Bernie or Tulsi would probably have a chance against him but they're prolly gonna get swept to the side because muh social issues.

>Dems are pushing AOC
The Democratic leadership hates AOC, she's a pain in their ass just like Trump was with the Republican leadership before they gave up and became his cocksleeves

>I don't see how burgers are gonna pick her over orange man
she's not running against him

>Bernie or Tulsi would probably have a chance against him
literally every single active Democratic candidate besides Marianne Williamson and Kamala Harris could easily defeat him if they kept their shit together. Trump has a 36% approval/62% disapproval rating despite a good economy that would have anybody else's approval rating in the mid sixties. He's the most easily beatable incumbent President since Carter and that's if the economy stays afloat until November 2020.

>she's not running against him
Hmm, I've been out of the loop for a while
Time will tell I guess. From a Canadian perspective it seems like the only thing that's changed is that Trump isn't running against literally female hitler this time.

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AOC is just a random congresswoman from New York City who gets media attention by being provocative. She's a complete idiot so the right-wing media and Trump like to play up her importance. She has no leadership role in either Congress or the Democratic Party, and no important committee assignments because Nancy Pelosi hates her. In fact I'm still confused as to why I even know she exists, she just seemingly became a thing out of thin air after the 2018 elections.

I think she co-sponsored a bill with Ted Cruz recently to curtail the influence of lobbyists which was kind of weird

think she also collaborated with Rand Paul on something

Ted Cruz unironically seems like a decent guy, he just gets stereotyped because he looks skeezy

HONOURABLE ALBVRTAN POLITICIANS

orangutan man wont make it

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he's a fucken weirdo in person though. he's like one of the genuine high functioning autists you see on here sometimes

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now melts!

I don't think you've ever requested one?

afternoon

you met him?

what does Ted Cruz smell like, Conway

should I move to the United States of America?

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>leave a rapidly developing nation with good laws to go to a dying empire that is borderline impossible to legally emigrate to anyway
yes that sounds like a lovely idea

ok i'm moving right away!

virginiaaaa
i'm boooored
entertain meeeee

Haha look at this dude :D
Haha :D

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the Maori are cool
I wonder how the Australians ended up exclusively getting the shit-tier savages

The weather made it necessary for them to become human pieces of leather in order to survive
Also I think some kiwi we-wuzzers claim that the Maori used to live there but the Abos chased them all out

savages
kill em all

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Has he got his career back yet after the weenie-diddling thing? It'd be a shame if that was the end of it all for him.

yes

cheese since he's el rato

he's touring again
he got into trouble again though for this
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(specifically the bit about Millennials and the Parkland survivors, 20:33 to around 23:50)
it was unironically some of his best material ever, it's like his divorce all over again. Shit experiences make him funnier.

He good
I never bothered watching his stuff before the controversy actually. In that sense I wonder how much the whole thing boosted his career.

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all publicity is good publicity
you'd thing Crinkle Cronkle would have taught everyone that by now

wher r the posts

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I put them in a pile over there

niggers

you?

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all of us

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Sneed

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Fucking Karfiol Karlo

Don't you dare say anything bad about Karfiol Karlo. He ain't one of them racist cauliflowers. He a good vegetable who loves them negros

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Idk, are you sure?

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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In the event that us civil war 2 trump boogaloo starts who is most likely to win?
Coffee slurping Californians or anyone that's ever had a real job.
Also who would the army side with.

define what the sides would be first
inb4 some generic conservatard vs libtard shitfest that no one should take seriously because it's not going to happen

for me, it's lemon cake

@dr. croat
i have a droopy eyelid, what do

>lemon cake
big fan

staple it up

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Dunno I'm not a droopy eyelid doctor. I'm not even a doctor. I'm just a sad poor boy trying to accomplish something in life but it's not working as it's supposed to and me and my whole family are suffering because of it. My mother weeps, my father won't talk to me. People are gossiping about Zadar who was such a perspective young man and now he's struggling and nobody anticipated it.

So yeah, regarding your droopy eyelid, is it out of a sudden? All I know is that it's either congenital and you live with it normally or it's some kind of muscle/nerve damage which should be operated if it bothers you. I don't really know if droopy eyelid can just fix itself

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>is it out of a sudden?
i don't know if it's been like this for a while and i just haven't noticed it or if it's new. i haven't noticed any glaring changes in my appearance so i guess it's been like this for a while

it doesn't bother me it just looks odd

Fellas, can y'all explain to me what the fuck pic related is?

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That’s a black southerner wearing a confederate flag t shirt with swastika tattoos on his arms

that's a black man

Virginia would you like a kot?

yes

that is a BLACK sovtherner on his way to violate Swiss neutrality

I'm a Californian moving to Texas

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not surprised.

Cost of living is too much bro

make sure you vote some liberals into office to help balance out the political climate, and then complain online about everything getting more expensive

killing yourself is free

then why texas? is it because they have your familiar Mexicans?

explain how "liberals" make places more expensive

I voted for Gary Johnson
true
Because anywhere is better than here

Pls move to the Pacific Northwest instead

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dont you get tired of getting btfo all the time, liberal

I'm a friend of the South

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They will. I Cant go 10 mins on the road without seeing a beto sticker. I still see hillery2016 stickers. for fug sakes.
and do you plan on wrecking TX too? whats the game plan?

I've always voted for Libertarian candidates, idk what you mean

ever sense yalls last election i read the news to see what salvini is up to at least once a month.

the south is the true heir to rome

According to scripture, Rome was and will be the last empire to control the known world

Salvini just fucked himself up the proverbial butthole ultra hard this last week, basically kicked himself out of the gubbermint lmoa

based

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>Arizona
>Nebraska
>South Dakota
>Montana
>Missouri
>Arkansas
>West Virginia
true bastions of American liberalism

Thats why CA is messed up, Ace. You should learn if you don't know. Your state is the cumulation of liberal politics. TX is great because its NOT liberal.
Salvini doesn't need anyone. Its everyone else that needs him. He will be your PM in a few weeks so get ready lmao

whats your point
I never said its only extremely blue states that ever vote in liberal policies

what did salvini do

the US rules the world and the south rules the US

it's not a liberal policy, friendo

>be southern
>sustain off Californian agriculture

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>raise minimum wage
>victory for......

>be southern
>eat food you grew yourself because you can
Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte stepped down and blamed Salvini for it. Now Salvini is next in line for PM.