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fuck zoomers

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doing a Richard III

Gonna gobble 5 grams of wacky mushrooms probably

seething

>london
>chavs

Oh sweetie ...

had a creepy crawly on my foot lads

Hey user, why are you inside on your computer on a sunny day like this?

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Guys Holland's coming back!!

What happened to the early 2000s chav? Don’t really exist anymore

it's weird how good looking i am but I've never fucked an arthoe

british girls hit the wall at 21

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roman feasts; song, dance, food, catamites

I can't get myself out of the bed to go exercise in the morning, no. I haven't been to South America, no. But Brazil's government should take a look at my ideas that I tweeted on how to handle the Amazon rainforest. Think big.

Stop posting her itstmaking me want to wank and I can't
Piss off

toilberg won’t let me leave until 5:00

london working class: i went to a rave once and my great grandad did manual labour ewwww i work in media and earn 50k but i’m still soooo poor :(
rest of the country working class: i’m loaded as fuck got a car on finance a new build mortgage and still enough money for a couple pints and a bag of a beak on the weekends wahey 25k a year is fucking plenty

balls are eloping

"chav" was further victimisation off the working class by the smug elites of this country. little britain, ali g etc all university educated toffs having a laugh a the poor's expense. when will our oppression end?

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holy
peng
airbnb.com/rooms/20171136?source_impression_id=p3_1566569958_MkloEpTpIx4elimG&s=1xLMViqf

need to ejaculate up a fanny

it's called The Netherlands now

chavs were underclass

got a gambling addicione

They do, they just don't get called chavs anymore.

If they didn’t want to be laughed at they shouldn’t have been so chavy

london is absolutely fucking chokka with chavs. It has some of the biggest housing estates in the world.

*unzips your trousers for you*

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someone should attach a rifle barrel to my arsehole so i can poo people to death

she actually looks like a girl version of me

Shouldn't be council house dwelling bipedal rats then.

being working class in the UK is far worse than being a minority in america

being white urban working class in the US is worse than in Britain

>frozen strawberry daiquiri
dropped

um sweetie being a minority in America is the worst thing in the world

the early 2000s chav style was popular amongst uni students at one point

you'll still see those sorts of chavs in the north east i'd imagine, still listening to makina and happy hardcore

reckon I'd batter any of you with ease

Being a blue collar white outside of the city is the worst

have been discriminated against for being from a working class background more times than i can count don’t expect a job in a london office unless you get rid of your regional accent and start mimicking the behaviour of the middle class cretins around you

post you

a woman in the middle east has it worse imo

Unfortunately we pay for chav health care and give them money for being idle. Based Boris will change that though supported by our American brothers.

Chav genocide is coming.

no

*farts*

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Would you punish my bollocks?

Just had a white guy walk past in nothing but a skivvy, underpants and bum bag
Do wypipo really do this?

Our wages though(at least skilled labor/tradie) blow theirs away though

That's becuse you're a shaved chimp.

Being non-white is the worst if you're sentient

Struck out on tinder again

got a date later tonight lads
when should I start drinking to make sure I don't sperg out

date's at 7, was thinking starting around 5

fuck I'm horney

reckon i'll top myself tomorrow

going raving tomorrow

Livestream it lad.

Women look so shite without muscle

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is rail connectivity and prices in the UK as bad as it's made out to be
like is it unfeasible to travel around on a train while doing a tour?
don't want to ride busses unless i have to
may just rent a car

Isn't it cute when you see a fat guy and fat girl together

coward
the rest of us can put up with this shithole, why can't you

imagine paying through the nose for financial advice and you get put through to "Are Terry" who says "y'all books is lookin' alreet pet bit youse cud doo wiv a li'le deeversifayin', like"

chav was ultimately a fringe movement a sub culture, music like donk and happy hardcore was an expression of that culture. it was more akin to the casuals of the 80s or the skinhead movement than it is to any modern day youth culture which is basically non-existent and yankified.

just look at these smug pretentious middle class twats displaying their unbridled classism. your time is coming

thats a bloke

buy your tickets in advance and you're sound

wonder how sex works when I see that desu

going to get a farm and get donkeys who I can hangout with

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Gets some phenibut

I remember seeing a documentary about the golden ratio like twenty years ago where some historical dude measures his maid's facial proportions and concludes that she is beautiful, to which she reacts by smiling and revealing her rotten teeth. Anybody remember this?

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connectivity is mostly fine
the tickets are extortionate and expect delays and delays and delays and fuck all modcons

you’re gonna quickly learn how extortionate this shit country is, prices are obscenely high with little to show for it

I commute by train and we've pretty shit delays for everything that isn't Amtrak in the US so I can manage

No m8

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>he never went to new monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=dat-bTXDkRQ

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I took Amtrak across the states and nobody I met had any respect for it

“I do have an advantage, because I’m white and I’m male,” he admits, “but it was a lot easier for me than it is for the equivalent [today]. I could not have gone to drama school today – my parents could not have afforded to pay for me to go to drama school now. People like me are not gonna come through anymore.

“There is no way that film and television in this country reflects the multicultural society we live in. If you are working class, you are at a severe disadvantage.”

Yearning for a long solo boat trip de lads

it'd be a bit boring tbf, who would want to watch me drift off to sleep with a helium mask on?
you're the coward for not checking out even though you hate life tbf

Kind of like the idea of a girl getting excited about being put in a gravy river

avoid anywhere SE to London especially, a 50 mile journey can take upwards of 2.5hrs on the reg
plus the trains have less legroom than easyjet

Chavs were underclass, no one likes the underclass

helium tanks arent toxic anymore retard

yeah now imagine our local transit companies like Septa or NJtransit
It's freight > amtrak > local rails
in who gets right of way so local gets delayed constantly

would watch in research for my own 'cide.

aye they are

You have disadvantage if you're white male now
White working class is basically ignored. Even wog working class has more opportunities because the overreaching muh diversity shit manages to sweep them up too

no they arent, do your research mongloid

I'm planning to maybe stay a couple of nights in London and then go to York via train and stay in and around Yorkshire before returning
I really don't need to see London desu and may skip it but I imagine I'll feel shit after the flight and won't want to sit around in a train

well i've had this particular tank since about 2011 in anticipation tbf

who can tell me why the moon shines