>tfw you were never born into a late 18th century aristocratic family
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had to have another shower lads
still on tubwatch
sucking a cornershop owner
>>tfw you were never born into a late 18th century aristocratic family
spending my disposable income on cocaine
and you?
oh no that sucksss
what if I just consumed probiotic foods all day
would there eventually be a health issue or something?
kefir, sourdough bread, sauerkraut
keep this pubwatch gimmick going lads it's well funny
council says I'm not allowed to buy any more baby dogs lads
pupwatch
Pubwatch rofl
some of you need putting on pubwatch
>what’s pubwatch
reckon my 18th century ancestors got shipped off to australia for having a lovely stealy time
t. the only person posting about it
yeh pubs and watch lists and crime and drugs and that
just tried to buy tickets to a show online and a got an error saying I've been put on stubhubwatch
On this day in British History
>1305 – Sir William Wallace is hung, drawn and quartered at Smithfield, London.
>1628 – George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, is assassinated by John Felton.
>1775 – American Revolutionary War: King George III delivers his Proclamation of Rebellion to the Court of St James's stating that the American colonies have proceeded to a state of open and avowed rebellion.
>1839 – The United Kingdom captures Hong Kong as a base as it prepares for war with Qing China. The ensuing three-year conflict will later be known as the First Opium War.
>1858 – The Round Oak rail accident occurs in Brierely Hill in the the Black Country. 14 are killed and another 50 injured. The guard, who had six passengers drinking and smoking with him in the rear van was convicted of manslaughter as they had broken the trains couplings whilst playing with the brakes.
>1873 – Albert Bridge in Chelsea, London opens.
>1898 – The Southern Cross Expedition, the first British venture of the Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration, departs from London.
>1914 – World War I: The Battle of Mons - The first major action of the British Expeditionary Force. Although the British fought well and inflicted disproportionate casualties on the numerically superior Germans, they were eventually forced to retreat due both to the greater strength of the Germans and the sudden retreat of the French Fifth Army.
>1921 – British airship R-38 experiences structural failure over Hull in England and crashes in the Humber Estuary. Of her 49 British and American training crew, only four survive.
>1940 – World War II: The German Luftwaffe begin night bombing rainds on London.
>2019 - user is put on pubwatch
They were on pubwatch most likely
I missed this pub watch gimmick
Please explain
t. pubwatched loser who has to stand outside in the rain drinking from a can
Sucking 2 golf balls and stroking a club
leftypol on virginwatch
Have sex
careful mate they'll have you on clubwatch
We dragged the animal man kicking and screaming out of destitute poverty, ignorance, corruption, starvation, disease, early death and the vicissitudes of nature. We owe them nothing.
No man is a hero to his debtors.
Go find the previous thread yourself you cancerous tripfag
I'm actually crazy agile.
does he shag?
kys virgin
you offering bb?
rorke on slugwatch
succing a lucozade bottle
last thread
100 years ago some people in this country didnt have shoes but now we all do and weve got to pay for it for some reason because a brown person said on the telly
on shoewatch
yeah, he shags
Rorke's gone schitzo
sunbathed for about 3 hours, waiting for my tan to appear
>those old people who run unofficial speed cameras and write your number plate down
drive past over the limit with my middle finger up at them. pathetic cunts.
punting
On blub watch scouting for fat fanny
sucking a lightbulb
god I wish that was me
ah yes, the new gimmick. riveting.
He shags men mate
He's very clearly gay as fuck
Not long enough simple as
why do literally all women have sex with the milkman
does Poleaboo still post here?
shove it right up your arse
had a trip where i witnessed the ‘operations centre’ and we (humanity) were sim like creatures being controlled by higher beings for their sick and twisted pleasure
amer hussein does indeed
>atomic family
This man definitely shags
still more interesting than any post you've made today
succing a boipucci
thoughts on the writing of jacob boehme?
sucking a coon
convenience
this is the face of a shagger
does his dad still diddle him?
that's dope af ngl
Unpopular opinion but I think men look most handsome in rococo fashion. I always find a man 800x more attractive in a good powdered wif
sucking a pubwatched individual
>#gaystagram
I think her name was Kiana
We were chatting and chatting, chatting away
About how her man loves giving her drama, oh my
is pubwatch like springwatch
do Bill Oddie and Kate Humble perch anxiously on the edge of a sofa watching me sip my pint on a grainy black and white camera and gushing whenever I reach for another crisp
Yeah? reminds me of the time I took DMT and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos, then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs with suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows udders, draining their balls.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a big forest
*enters ripazha in /brit/*
wahey lads, I'm flying
my new 'fit for the tinder date
thoughts?
what flavor crisps do you get?
cheese and onion
>ripazha
too hot for me mate, I'll stick to a jalfrezi
snogging a creme egg
#deep
wtf!!
at the expense of sounding like a brainlet i dont know who that is, havent read a book since i was 16 ngl
damn........ I got some thinkin to do......
nothing to be ashamed of lad. he's a very interesting and visionary figure. highly recomend having a glance at
would be fine with reparations if it were all a one-off deal and they couldn't kick a fuss afterwards
but it isn't and just opens a floodgate
creasing
>At around 6pm, my father burst into my room, he had lost his phone. I ribbed him a bit about this but he got angry and started hitting his own head before collapsing to the floor in the fetal position. It wasn’t long before I called the customer services team for his contract provider to arrange a replacement. While I was only though, I muttered insults at my father, he became angrier and ranted at me in language, I didn’t understand what he meant but as before, it just confirms that he really isn’t a nice person, he just puts it on. There’s also the confirmation of mental illness, I believe both he and my mother are both mentally unwell and that has passed onto most of their children in different ways, not much of a revelation, throughout the years we’ve all accused each other of needing help.
sucking a rice picker
pozzing a nogger
the prospective gf
We're being taken over
hath the man the golfball sucked?
will have a cheeky google now, cheers lad
newfag
all the nice things that make britain a nice place to live was fought for by millions of unknown faceless british lads for us so we can have better lives not africans or arabs britain is built on the backs of people that had nothing but a dream we are living in that dream now and other people are working day and night to try and take it away
massaging a breast
jake bilardi. what a failure in life and death
preparing a garden hose
they'll even take Tescos one day
newfag this
*unzips dick*
sucking a golf ball
yea some malnourshed cockney teenager that died in the muds of the somme had a dream
need them out asap