/brit/

sucking a tennis ball

can tell when someone is a runt if they didn't grow up with nursery rhymes
can say loads off the top my head
hate recent immigrants

lol

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who is

you

willies...

prince george is going to be a homosexual or a transvestite

Got arse raped at an after party a year ago and haven't been out since

might yank my cock up my arse

how lol

>The lad moving to Canada is actually moving to French Canada
Unbelievably grim

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how would you just randomly rape someone in the asshole
your cock would be so totally covered in shit and stinky
you're just putting that back in your pants?

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kinda wish I was extraverted at times

arse raped some faggot at a party on a dare a few years back now still banter about it with the lads what a mong he was his hat kept falling off

Surely would a real gamer would use an actual slur rather than the word "minorities", like they'd say "I hate niggers" or "gas the kikes"

whats so grim about it?

Was really wrecked after smoking a few bongs so needed to go to bed and gay lad who lived in the house said he was sleeping on sofa today so i could sleep in his bed, woke up to him on top of me pulling my trousers down and he raped me

do NOT trust fags

the world would be a far better place if sex didn't feel good and people only had it when wanting to have children

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Could you imagine if prince harrys son actually turned out to be fully black lol

George being gay is confirmed.

Bright side is he'll have to abdicate and we get Queen Charlotte instead

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what makes yous ay that

the french side is the shit side

fuck of pedo nonce

they'd never let the firstborn son be a gay

>french speaking yanks
says it all really

Already happened

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Happened to me in the summer too. Think they spiked me

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This is fucking cringe if not photoshop

they pumped me full of oestrogen

>You will never shag a qt boiprince

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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no source

Gets easier mate, learn to meditate

that's just being a small child, he doesn't understand masculinity and how men are 'meant' to act

>GEORGE BEING A BIT GAY
lol

We always do better under Queens than Kings.

Liz will outlive Charles just out of spite. William will die young and George will abdicate and marry a pakistani lad. The Charlottean Era will see Britain's return to dominance on a global scale.

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nogga looks like the character in grand theft auto

Can't think of anything more grim than a brummie accent

how come this twitterer can say this but count dankula can't make a joke about the holocaust?
either context matters or it doesn't

going to start a jazz rock band that exclusively plays elephant talk by king crimson

Oh I’m not too bothered about it, I’ve had gay experiences before. First time having a cock up my arse though and at least now I know I definitely don’t want to repeat it. Was very unpleasant, felt like I was taking a shit.

how old is that kid?
now define "gay"

How?

People are born gay you fucking bigot. His age is irrelevant.

scouse accent

reminder that your anthem comes from our king's anal fistula

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What books you lot reading then?

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Does /brit/ count?

books are for nerds lol

how to be right in a world gone wrong by james obrien

got a new job and have to move to london

Spanish - English dictionary

so a 3 year old can be sexually attracted to someone?
a 3 year old girl can be sexually attracted to a 40 year old man?
go have a think

Beano annual

Under the Volcano by Malcolm Lowry

Well done lad, you finally made it. Get ready for £6.59 per pint and going days without hearing English spoken on the streets

I had a dream mr bean and norf wojak fucked my gf

reading a book about trains

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Jow Forums is absolutely terrible outside of this general, just shockingly bad

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whats that? you dont like the same stale racebaiting threads and third worlders crying about the evil anglo?

some prick having a bbq it smells so nice

>going days without hearing English spoken on the streets
fucking yikes where do you live

UwU

>going days without hearing English spoken on the streets
london born and bred and this has never happened

stop lying, you jealous little northern coal miner

>books are for nerds lol

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Sexuality is innate, you can't be turned gay and likewise can't be cured of it. It's who you are.

This is fucking LGBT 101 shit

worst one is walking to the train station and smelling chinese from the place next door, absolute torture

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empire of the summer moon

Homosexuality is a mental illness. It can be treated with aggressive therapy.

thanks bud, unfortunately it was my only reasonable option due to living circumstances

walked through bethnal green the other day and suddenly no one was white anymore

most pubs will have beers at around £4.50, such a shame there's so many hipster brewery places that charge 8 quid for a 2/3 pint in a saucepan or whatever gimmick they're using to be unique

>you can't be turned gay
actually if you get nonced and/or abused a fair bit at a young age it can make you become gay

durarara!! sh 2

Aggressive CBT (cock and ball torture).

meta

The royal family is just another vehicle for them to advance cultural marxism and undermine the european race

Closet cases

dont think there is a chinky near my train station

people are born gay, straight, bi, whatever
but i don't expect a child to know what they want
best leave them to find out by themselves later on in life

/leftypol/ having a bad night!!

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much prefer boccano desu

he say u braderunna

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>european race

the same "race" that has spent 99% of its history divided warring and pillaging each other?

imagine living above a takeaway on a main road in the north

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>muh cultural marxism

clueless parrot parroting his youtube alt-right idols