Seriously imagine being Macron:
>People voted him out of exclusion, not because they liked it
>Tries to be Jupiter, fails miserably
>Tries to appease his global overlords over fuel, gets the biggest riots in France for a long time
>Fails to protect Notre Dame, fails to protect its citizens against Islam
>Tries to bring French supremacy over inferior nations again by asserting his rights to the Amazon, gets told by the same "inferior" country and literally gets cockblocked by Merkel
Seriously, Imagine being this pathetic
Macron
Landon Russell
Kayden Diaz
he is still cute :3
Aiden Adams
>Fails to protect Notre Dame
This should have been French 9/11 and they got away with almost no change.
Aaron Hernandez
at least the french aren't getting AK-47'd by a monkey with flip flops over a gold chain
Jaxon Fisher
They are
Gavin Gonzalez
And you're not, hold on faggot
Kayden Green
The level of cope is getting out of hand....
Logan Morales
Macron is a self hating cuck too, French people are pathetic parasites for voting this guy to be in charge
Zachary Gray
Who cares? He's still hot.
Henry Hernandez
>millionaire investment banker
>called “The Mozart of Finance”
>youngest french president ever
>leading role in the EU
Must not be too bad
Dominic Hall
*posts stock photo taken in the 1980s to show how dire the situation in the amazon currently is*
Wyatt Hughes
Fuck that kike
Daniel Hughes
This was clearly done by a monkey with google translate.
>Fails to protect Notre Dame, fails to protect its citizens against Islam
Schizophrenic.
>cockblocked
That's what they're going to do to the deal with apezilia.
Brody Harris
chimp is asshurt
Kevin Bell
>Muh Notre Dame
Someone please post the cringe image. You know the one.
Hunter Green
EU TEETH
Xavier Barnes
>Fails to protect Notre Dame
False flag attack to get funding. The roof of the cathedral was rotten and unrecoverable.
that was a win/win
Andrew Smith
>(Rightfully) bully a chimpzilian
>he starts posting pictures of people who died in a horrific islamic terrorist attack
Jesus fucking Christ, get a grip monkey. You deserve the shit that's coming to you, kiss your baboon ass goodbye.
Julian Hill
Fuck off, Terroni.
Samuel Gonzalez
>French poster calling Brazilians monkey
Irony
Juan King
Brazilians are desensitised to horrible massacres, you would be too if you had a third world homicide rate
Leo Hughes
I unironically want France to become a superpower again, but one that defends Catholicism and the virtues of Monarchy like in the 1200s. I honestly like you guys
Lincoln Sullivan
What's that currynigger? Can't hear you over the sound of the muezzin.
Jeremiah Ross
>OMG NOT THE TERRORISTS I SURRENDER
Dylan Reyes
Lol
Matthew Hernandez
:(
Camden Murphy
>france
>a superpower again
AHAHAHAHAHHAA, when Italy has a second renaissance, when the UK become relevant again and when pigs fly
Logan Scott
the biggest fear of frenchs
Benjamin Nguyen
imagine being brazilian KEK
Zachary Sanchez
this picture is so fucking beautiful
Jaxon Perry
Looks like Jurassic Park
Nathaniel Jackson
Go fall off a balcony bong
Connor Long
i just searched for bus image
Noah Butler
ban assault busses
Nicholas Jones
A single French Triomphant class nuclear submarine has 16 M51 ballistic missiles with 10 110 kt thermonuclear warheads each. You know what to do, France
Elijah Phillips
lol French women are the biggest contributors to global warming with all that coalburning.
Nicholas Gomez
kek
Chase Nguyen
They're literally begging for a refugee crisis in Latin America because you know why.
William Peterson
the mozart of finance? He made one deal, baby food division between Pfizer and Nestlé
A big deal but he's not Jerome Kerviel
Jaxon Hughes
Best President we've had since Mitterrrand or Chriac.
Oliver Gomez
this
Oliver Evans
Do it, so we could all hide in the Amazon
Ian Rogers
>Brazil vs Algeria
interesting
Aiden Diaz
bad post