How do I short zoomers?

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Looks like they're shorting themselves

We are doomed. And after zoomers comes Alphas with their brains charred from family fingers videos.

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Zoomers will save the world. They are woke, and more based than any boomer ever was.

we'll see if they're woke enough to fix the shitskin problem, otherwise short them right to zero

whats family fingers?

>family fingers videos.
?

Nobody tell them what the videos are
I REPEAT
Nobody give them help

I'm naturally inclined to disobey

Sorry, meant to add that you guys who are naturally inclined to disobey should definitely help them. Just help them already, faggots.

Fuck you I'm not doing shit

they're woke but xanax is cheap

>Imagine being involuntarily subjected to this torture at a young age
Parents who show this to thier babies should be shot
youtube.com/watch?v=YJyNoFkud6g

why do I get the feeling this video is used in "enhanced interrogation"

Zoomers are the NPCs from Idiocracy

Zoomers are woke af
Boomers are good goyim

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Nah
Zoomers: slaves to the media and Instagram “celebrities”
Boomers: slaves to the bank
When Zoomers enter the work force they automatically become boomers, because you literally can’t be a zoomer in the work force, and not all zoomers will become instagram celebs like their idols

Boomers fucked up the West.
Zoomers should kill Boomers
It would be Justice.

they're ruining nigger culture by turning it to memes with meme rappers so I'm thinking they're off to a good start

>Zoomers are woke af

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A video from RADIO Bristol...

>Zoomers are woke af
this but unironically and that webm is proof

zoomers don't give a shit. they're not poser trash like millennial afraid to have fun because it might not be cool or might be embarrassing. they'll dance fortnite stuff because its fun and you're just a sad joke to them for calling it cringe

>BBC
Faces of a fallen empire

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>zoomers don't give a shit
That's so fuckin based, bro

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Just wait till these kiddos turn into 30yo boomers. Now that is gonna be funny. Just imagine your dad with stupid meme tats all over his body.

>I‘m here for the job interview

Implying none of you fags did cringe shit in the 90s.

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You can change your wardrobe. Tats are harder and more expensive to remove.

forget weed, invest in oxy stocks

kinda hot still

I wonder if the men who fought in WWII saw the hippies (long hair st peppers beatles) like this. They killed the nazis and 20 years later everyone is wearing kawaii flowers and acting like total faggots. But now we look up to the beatles as awesome.

Could it be we are just old and face tats are awesome like the beatles?

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Totally the same thing as getting a cock tattoed on your eye

>They killed the nazis and 20 years later everyone is wearing kawaii flowers and acting like total faggots
I wonder why user

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>beatles awesome.
go fuck yourself npc.

I made that comment in reference to the Fortnight dance class video. Forgot to tag the post

People who use Instagram are literally mentally ill.

>we look up to the beatles as awesome

Literally who does this anymore? The beatles are boomercore, I went on a date with a 20 y.o (I'm 26) and she could only name two beatles and one of their songs.

>biggest generation of nigger worshippers of all time
>all pretend to be depressed or have other “mental issues”
>none of the lift
B A S E D

wouldhit /10
sjws can't compete

Zoomers are the jews ultimate creation

My JNCOs out in my mom's garage somewhere are worth more than some zoomer's shitcoin portfolio.

IMA SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK
>IMA SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK
IMA SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

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I though I'm the only one who thought that all those meme rappers are a conspiracy to reduce black influence on the youth.

OP your pic is out of date

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>Comparing a style of pants to fucking face tattoos

see

Imagine doing something completely retarded just because you saw a bunch of other people doing it.

people with face tattoos are always on some fucking drug. they are not thinking straight. there is at least one face tat they don't even remember getting. always fucking dying from some overdose.

Stop comparing face tats to The Beatles.

The Beatles are fucking great, fuck off

>When Zoomers enter the work force
With face tattoos, I doubt that.

I plan to invest in laser tattoo removal tech. Or any kind of new tattoo removal tech for that matter. As I understand it, the current process is lengthy, expensive, and not 100% effective. With tattoo popularity at near all time highs (pulling that out of my ass based on observation) this seems like a good opportunity.

Old tattoos on aged people are ugly no matter what. If being old is not making obviously retarded things, than I'm cool being an old fart.

>give me the teenage girl's textbook margin scribbles pham
>on my face

You are terribly wrong.
What is diversity.
They will cry about being rejected due to face tat.
Much more competent normie will have to make way for a mouthbreathing zoomer.

>I plan to invest in laser tattoo removal tech. Or any kind of new tattoo removal tech for that matter. As I understand it, the current process is lengthy, expensive, and not 100% effective. With tattoo popularity at near all time highs (pulling that out of my ass based on observation) this seems like a good opportunity.
my mom says the same thing

everyone else's mom says the same thing

ZUGZUG PLAY ROCKNITE

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If link it's 100, hell even 50€ I'm getting the link cube tattooed on my forehead between my eyes

You do not understand
Zoomers do not cry
And businesses will have no choice between the faggot millennials (who are hapless, just not as much as boomers really were) and competent zoomers who do not give a fuck

>(Also nobody is getting a face tattoo just because some gay dumb rappers are getting them this whole issue is clickbait)