Why cant they handle banter?

>I say we handle it pretty well
you dont and thats a good thing, there is nothing funnier than making fun of burgerland and having americans seething and starting to rant about refugees

Bad apples and summerfags. A country that big can't entirely consist of retards, it's impossible.

>t. muhammad enjoy getting raped and beheaded by refugees

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the whole country is built on the back of retards who go into debt to buy things they don't need

>no u

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
>MUUUHHH GUNS
>*BRRRAAAPPP*

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Why is muttposting so rare on Jow Forums now? The lovecraftian iterations were especially amusing

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because the mutts either got used to it or left

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Stop being mean
America tries his best

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no it doesnt

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Because since the very childhood they've been told they are the masters, the gods of this planet, gods walking among mere mortals.

It's been over two years since muttposting started

desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/amerimutt/page/48/

The same reason SOPA DE MACACO, >argentina >white, SWEDEN YES, remove kebab, etc. became rare over time

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No, dumbass, they get told that they're lucky, lottery winners. When we tell them that America is actually third world it confuses them which angers them.

Mods delete muttposting.

The country of choice everyone likes to shit on has moved to someone else. Like how no one tells greece to pay debts anymore.

>finn supporting his asiatic brothers
Typical

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Mutt-posting has been a meme on Jow Forums and Jow Forums since 2015.

German genes

Le 56% face =! muttposting

Muttposting started on Jow Forums two years ago, when a couple of anons, a Spaniard, a Turk, and some others started creating OC in MS paint.

>The country of choice everyone likes to shit on has moved to someone else
is it russia?

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This. Americans take it in stride and most are cool about it.
Europeans however absolutely CAN NOT handle any banter whatsoever and it's frankly pathetic how they gang up on Americans when it happens.

Because Americans don't care and if they don't care there's no point in doing it.
Europeans only feel they have power over Americans so far as they can spam unfunny memes to try and annoy them. If Americans aren't affected then the Europeans have to find something else to try.

why are yuros like this

lol cucks

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>banter an american
>whiter than u muhammad bbc rape rapefugees cuck yurper
Why are they like this

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>t. The most passive aggressive country in Europe

whiter than you muhammad, you bbc rapefugees. good job improving Europe.

America is an inferior country on every level except the economy.

Thanks for your service

Our banter is the current World situation nowadays, so I guess we get the last laugh lol. I can only hope I live long enough to see our nukes used again.

Stuff like this. Yuros(and apparently Turkey) think this is funny

Ok Germany and Finland first and foremost

you're welcome, and thank you for Bannerlord.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Why is this funny to you?

shart in mart

Germany would get 90% of the gifts we send over if it was up to me.

>when an objectively shit third world country tried to make fun of you
Why do Mexcrements and other shitholes ever try?
One time Brazil tried to tease an American and the irony was just too much.

>banter a euro
>get shot Jose white americans can't handle the BLACK BBC

Because their penises were mutilated.

REEEEEEEEEEE

Mine wasn't

Turks failed at genocide against women & kids; they are in no room to speak about anything besides which pesticide works best.

Well then you are a spic

I would say something but I see your people and it just brings me a feeling of dread like no other lol. How do you wake up every morning and not kill yourself?

Because we are more chad.

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How unfunny

Why do they respond with "obsessed" or "DO THEY REALLY?" whenever you try joking around with them a little, we are friend don't be so defensive

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Canadians are literally worse Americans

>Why do they respond with "obsessed"
because it's true

because 90% of this board is ridicule america threads which does get tiring

because its pathetic

How is a constitutional right to decent yourself and your property "pathetic"?
Why are Yuros such bootlickers?

*Defend oops

gracias por su servicio

Please don't call anyone a bootlicker because you're allowed to own a pea shooter
Americans love authority way more than europeans even if they pretend otherwise

Not true at all

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>look mom, I posted it again
It's all so tiresome. Try harder please, it's becoming stale

i think theyre okay, theyre just getting bombarded around the clock

>It's all so tiresome. Try harder please, it's becoming stale

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Imagine being Bulgarian and trying to make fun of anyone. It's like when a Brazilian tries to meme

the amount of "banter" we receive really shows how envious people are. If we weren't a big deal then nobody would talk about america and Americans.

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I used to get genuinely upset at it but I'm so desensitized to it at this point I dont feel anything when I see anti american banter

Блaгoдapя зa cepвизa.

This is true.

>posts in a different language because he doesn't have a good comeback
Bulgarian gypsy trash is pathetic

Here it is. Americans not handling banter.

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oh sorry let me post it in your language

תודה על השירות.

ahéheeʼ lá ndi doo nisin da

That's not true. We are made fun of being we are retarded and seem to be proud of being retarded.

Why do Europeans feel like anytime so.e responds them it's "not handling banter"?
Are we just supposed to never respond and just take it?

You'd accept mandatory anal probes from your corporate overlords in the name of "security"
Americans always defend their police even when they're basically excecute people
Americans never really protest

What the fuck are you even talking?

More funny stuff consistently happens to you than anyone else, just accept you place as our personal clowns

*tip the officer for shooting you*

Please try harder

This desu. Debt/loan culture is deeply ingrained in America. Most people's attitude is, "If I can't afford it, I'll just take out a loan/payment plan and pay monthly for it for years". The idea that if you can't afford something you simply shouldn't buy it genuinely doesn't exist in the minds of a scary number of people.

i guess thats a good thing. i can only imagine what getting upset about it everytime would be like.

>Why do Europeans feel like anytime so.e responds them it's "not handling banter"?
>Are we just supposed to never respond and just take it?

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Please diet harder

It's true though. Same goes for those China rekt threads, they're poking at the flaws of their society because China as a whole is becoming powerful. Take any random african shithole for example, they never get talked about despite being shitholes because they're irrelevant.

Americans handle banter the best out of any flag here considering we get the most shit

Jealous of what

Make a joke back without sounding so seething and butthurt you circumcised retard

Instead of handling the banter you're taking the bait, arguing, and exposing your mutthurt.

When Is Mexico going to annex them?

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some of the highest wages in the world, low costs of living, center stage of the world, etc. Not to say that Swedes should be envious though, Sweden is a nice place.