ITT you tell jokes to Germans
>German humour
Kevin Davis
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Carter Howard
bump
tell em
Ethan Carter
German humor is no laughing matter
Oliver Foster
I am very much excited to hear your jokes
Xavier Robinson
anyone got that ms paint comic where a german is at a fast food and he explain a girl that his dinner is ruined because termale equilibrium was reach between his salad and his burger, then he slam violently the girl's head on his table.
Matthew Perry
Charles Rodriguez
The joke: a man buy groceries, apples, bananas, milk then when the girl at the counter is done beeping the article the guy say "you don't have a boyfriend I see" the girl ask "how did you guess?", then the guy reply "Because you're ugly as shit"
Ethan Richardson
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Connor Scott
I love Germany
Caleb Moore
WHAT IS SWEDE MANS DREAM WORK PLACE SINCE GAY CHILDHOOD????
BUTTPLUG TESTING GROUNDS :DDDDDDD
Ayden Robinson
germans should stick to what they're good at. that is philosophy and engineering
David Hill
What do germans eat for breakfast?
Mason Rodriguez
My grandfather is German. I still remember that one joke he told us in Christmas
>warum haben die arabieren ka brot?
>weil sie kameel haben
Cue my dad trying to explain the joke to 10 year old me.
Isaiah Wright
why did the german cross the road
because his place of employment was on the other side of the road
Camden Brooks
topkek
that's pretty funny
God bless your Opa
Kayden Allen
what kind of trick is that
Kevin Green
youtube.com
please explain
Liam Morales
Justin Wright
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Joshua Nguyen
cecc
Kayden Jenkins
They don't have flour to make the bread but it also sounds like camel
Nathaniel Morales
>when you get rape German women
Tyler Foster
so chinks pretend to be german now?
Jaxon Miller
Here we go
Joseph Gomez
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Adam James
kek that's a good one
Jackson Collins
Coffee and cigarettes
Matthew Davis
lmao that's a good one
David Evans
Lucas Evans
>Warum haben die in (Saudi) Arabien kein Brot?
Why [do have] they in (Saudi) Arabia no bread?
>Weil sie Kameel haben
Because they Camel [to have]
The joke works because in Southern or Austrian dialect "Kameel" (Camel) sounds like "ka Mehl = kein Mehl" (no flour). Arabs can't make bread because they have no flour/camel
Owen Wood
Here is a good German joke :
What's the difference between Hitler and an elephant?
Antwort : They are not the same species.
Chase Hughes
lmao
Leo Evans
Ian Scott
Pode traduzir?
>yets gets lo os :DD XD
Isaac Wilson
That's one of those lost jokes, thank god your grandfather preserved it.
Kevin Thompson
Justin Diaz
The word for "camel" in German is similar to "no flour". The joke is something like "why don't Arabs eat bread? Because they have got camel/no flour"
David Jones
hmmmmm
sounds funny
sad I dont know german
Colton Fisher
don't be sad, it's not funny at all
Adrian Watson
>Witz identifiziert. Geladen Antwort-protokoll: lustigkeit. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Arbeitsauftrag abgeschlossen. Warten auf weitere Anweisungen...
Mason Martin
I enjoyed digging holes too.
Leo Lopez
>Arabs
>don't eat bread
I know it's a joke but still.
Cooper Howard
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