You're transported into the body of Emmanuel Macron on 14 May 2017. You have knowledge of future events...

You're transported into the body of Emmanuel Macron on 14 May 2017. You have knowledge of future events, as well as the ability to speak fluent French (if you did not already). What do you do?

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retire and become a rich NEET with my Milf gf somewhere in the French countryside or on a tropic island belonging to France like Guadaloupe

I dump that hag of a wife that I have and take Gretta as my child bride, then together we invade Brazil and save the worlds lungs from being destroyed.

Casually sneak in my speeches some snide comments about whoever would wear yellow vest to protest against the government.

I use my knowledge of future events to become world emperor of course.

JVPITER

I would say
"Fuck niggers and fuck ragheads"

Nuke the FED

Keep selling the country to foreigners while making tax cuts for the rich because that's why I was elected in the fist place

>go on all networks for an "important" declaration
>in front of the entire French nation announce the declaration of war against Br*zil
>press the red button on live tv while laughing maniacally
>spout some Jow Forums memes while watching the nuclear fireworks
>retire peacefully knowing I helped the entire mankind and history will absolve me

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