ITT: jokes that are popular in your country

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT

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lol

Big man goes into the bar but just not the type bar where big man goes too usually but still is bar. Bar has good drinks, not best but there be drinks in bar. Big man walks bar and sits down next two someone having conversation. Yeeeeuup, you know the one! GAHOOTS! Level shit! Anyways big man then says hello would like 1 nice drink. Bartender looks like moe from simsons. Bartender says Of course, is there anything else I can get you? Big man says Only my dead wife

youtube.com/watch?v=Fnz4u3zU-gc

A mexican, chinese and canadian are on a ship back to their home countries. The ship starts to sink due to heavy cargo, so they decide to throw some stuff overboard.

The mexican throws containers filled with tacos overboard, since he can get more tacos when he gets back home.

The chinese throws several bags of rice overboard, since he can eat rice all he wants when he gets back home.

The canadian has some trouble deciding what to throw overboard, but finally flings the chinese overboard since there are several chinese back home.

What is yellow and waits
Jonathan

What’s the difference between a white person and an Asian man

The white person can hook up with an Asian girl

ok but why is he waiting

ask him idk

Bit of a dad joke but I heard it plenty of times in the south.

There are three hunters who venture into the Amazon to hunt exotic animals, but they are caught by an indigenous tribe. The tribal elder says, "You may leave, if you pass the sacred trials. Do you wish to attempt them?" The hunters all agree. "Very well. For your first challenge, you must collect 10 of 1 kind of fruit." 30 minutes later the hunters return. "Now you must shove then up your ass without making any facial expressions. If you do, you die." The first hunter shoves 2 bananas up his ass before wincing in pain, he is promptly executed. The next hunter put 8 grapes up his ass before bursting out into laughter, he is killed as well. The 1st and 2nd hunter rendezvous in heaven. The 1st hunter asks "Why did you laugh? You were so close." The 2nd hunter said "I couldn't help it, I saw the last guy coming back with pineapples."

Haha yes yes very funny

We have same joke

A group of safarismen go hunting in africa they ask their guide "is there something we must know?", he answers "you can shoot everything but the notusnotus", "whats a notusnotus" aks the safarimen, "well, when you aim at them they say not us! not us!"

How does Laurent Ruquier removes his condom?

BY FARTING!

source:
youtu.be/2dGDRtcXBac

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>"do you know the joke about the 'no, neither me'?"
>"no"
>"neither me"

NIQUE TA MEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why do Jews have big noses?

when i was in school in france
in history class about the holocoast
a lot of jokes were said

>whats the difference between a jew and a pizza ?
time of cooking

what does a bird do when pass over auschwitz ? cui cui ( cuit mean cooked in french and this also the sound the bird makes)

Air is free.

heh

>whats the difference between a jew and a pizza ?
A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven.

If a Mexican and a black guy are falling off a cliff who hits the ground first?
Who cares

how do you get a nigger out of a tree?
you cut the rope

why did hitler suicide?
He saw the gas bill

similar joke i have hearded

>an arab muslim, a turkish muslim and a black muslim are on a building, Who hit the ground first ?

the building( in french , sauter mean jump but that also mean blow up)

>I said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews"!

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jokes about blacks, brazilians. Also about people from certain portuguese regions.

an example what's the trees that give nigs? the scaffolding

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