/brit/
VIRGINOUS FREAKAZOIDS
The bombing of Nagasaki was completely unnecessary. It was only done because Nagasaki was home to the largest Catholic population in Japan and Harry Truman wanted to get payback for the country expelling Freemasons in the 1930s
yanks OUT
>no british people
what did she mean by this
I wish indians were still around so we could keep killing them
I need to do something, but I want to sleep. There is a haze in my mind currently.
Racemixing is akin to having virgin snow, and dropping your pants and splattering chunks of diarrhea all over it.
I'm the hardest cunt in this country, not because of any popeye bullshit, but because for 15 years I've developed a fighting style I call Mud Boxing. This fighting style is fighting in the mud while it rains. Every other cunt slips and slides, not me. I've perfected the ability to balance, slide kick, grapple, slide dodge while staying on my feet and take a massive punch to the chest and stay up while the other cunt slips over from the resistance of their own punch. I estimate I can move up to 15-20 mph in the rain. Imagine being punched at over 30mph. Imagine for a second being 6ft 7 Deano, thinking you've got some soft cunt cornered in the dark, scary park. You go to punch, but before your fist has even moved half a foot, the guy leans forward and with imperceptible speed, kicks back, sliding 5ft back and then this theme plays:
youtube.com
Then as your fist reaches the after image of the figure's face, he leans back and slides forward, covering 5ft in 0.25 seconds and one-bombs you. That's me. Its safe to say I'm invincible when in my arena. You may say its specific: how do you win fights when its not in a muddy field or raining? That's easy, i only leave the house when its muddy or raining. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than goading a bunch of Deano muppets on a night out and running into the local dark park field pretending to be a pussy, only to take every one of them down by punching them in the head while skating by in the mud at velocities that I'd be fucking arrested for speeding at.
We need a society in which GAMERS are respected
holy based
2 birds 1 stone
fuck papists
who let the retard make the new?
Gentlemen.
Have me
samefag
wait
the nintendo switch is this generation's nintendo console? I thought it was like a gameboy
/brit/s thoughts on the Doobies?
youtu.be
Please do the necessary sirs
Blue board!
*needful
He prefer guys
Love getting pissed and wanking over trannies. Come at me, cunts.
I'm rinsing the teeth with chlorhexidine and going to scroll some r/interestingasfuck
How do you splatter "chunks" of diarrhea? It's liquid by definition
>go on the tube
>flocks of black people with 3/4 kids
>go to Regent’s Park
>place is surrounded by Muslims and they fucking started praying in the park
Can’t stand this place anymore
women need nappies after 35
goofy looking bitch
Explain
have spent many a night doing just that
“Oh my f-f-ucking christ,” Alexios groaned. “Dat’s rite,” Mehmet mumbled, watching his huge Turkish dick parting those sweet Roman cheeks. “Open up fo’ Daddy, bitch.” The pressure, the burning, stretching, tearing pressure built as Mehmet's cock edged forward. He was only a third of the way in, and already he’d hit clenching resistance from Alexios. “Open dat ass up,” a Turk growled. “I-I can’t, s-s-s-sultans,” Alexios cried. “Open da fuck up, infidel!” Mehmet screamed. “Or I’ll brand yo’ infidel ass!” Alexios fought to control his breathing. His hands clung to the grass on the forest floor, and he tried to calm himself. Mehmet's enormous dick felt like a freight train running right through him, barreling through his insides, but he overcame the urge to fight it. Instead of clenching down on it, he accepted the violation. He let it in. He let his ass accept the glistening Turkish dick. “Dat’s good,” Mehmet groaned. He kept his tough exterior, but he was obviously in love with Alexios’ sweet little boipussy. It felt amazing gripping his giant Turkish python. “Dat shit feel real fuckin’ good. Fuck yeah.” Mehmet thrust further inside Alexios. And further still. Finally Alexios' ass clenched again, with Mehmet's cock only halfway inside him. “Muhfuckin’ faggot!” Mehmet yelled, frustrated. “We dun’ tried dis da easy way, we gon’ have ta do dis da hard way, bitch. Open da FUCK up!” Mehmet buried the hot insta-brand into the soft christian flesh of Alexios’ right ass cheek.
might dye my hair blonde
Logging off as soon as there's four yank posts in a row
I'm 34 yet only attracted to women in their mid 20s.
there are adverts for women's nappies on telly
one woman remarks something along the lines of "I sneeze, and there goes my bladder!"
Wahmen needz to sleeb avter 30 past 3 a.m. Ebin :DDDDD
four post in a rows lads come on let's do this
Havent seen my father since may, he has been working in russia
These are the Real Yank Hours
Where?
how do you eat your weetabix?
would you?
I think that only applies to women who've had like 6 kids or whatever
The same way cottage cheese can be splattered yet is still a liquid.
club?
yea
rorke on the figurative ropes
Would you what? Fuck off?
I certainly hope so.
Near vladivastok on some island claimed by japan
Off to bed nighty night
wtf is that
Gonna join you
Nos da lad
Fucks sake. Forgot to watch the Yarde/Kovalev fight. One of the downsides to getting pissed I suppose. Oh well.
He just wandering around being an international fisherman?
have a mild psychopathic tendency that was prominent when I was a child and I still get flashes of but I won't explain because I don't want it in fedpol's folder on me
You'd know if you weren't a YANK CUNT.
No
I thought it's oil.
Good night.
right has a PENG arse
but left is fitter
Earth, Wind & Fire are Americas Beatles
youtu.be
same after a 3 am wank
He is building a new fish processing plant
His company are in charge of the cooling part and some other icelandic companys are in charge of processing machines and conveyors etc
Dont know how much gets paid per month but it is over $25k a month I know
What is the most thing that Russians love?
Right is okay, left has bigger milkers
Hate the west.
Good for you and him, do you like Earth Wind and Fire?
der blue checkmark
Every advocate of "green" austerity like the Carbon Tax or making meat prohibitively expensive also supports open borders and unlimited immigration.
If 1st world living standards are causing global warming, why would you want to transplant 10s of millions more and it worse?
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Good la
I saw John Malkovich today near Tottenham Court Road. He was dressed pretty casual and no one knew who he was
would happily destroy james charles' ladminge no questions
>Earth Wind and Fire
Am I supposed to know what you mean?
After chlorhexidine the tongue is like in needles. It that safe at all?
looks like one of those locations they shot at for Farscape
I saw John Malkovich at a grocery store in Cambridge yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for policy brochures or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of vodka in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
i want to stab this faggot to death with his annoying fag voice and his retarded skinnyfat proportions he is everything i hate
youtu.be
now you are
America's "free and fair press" is owned by a handful of Jewish plutocrats who staff nothing but FBI/CIA agents to give you the "news".
>America deserved 9/11, glory be to ALLAH!
What did Hasan Piker mean by this?
This happened today in Manhattan
Bolsonaro calling critics of his plan to destroy the Amazon for profit racist is the perfect example of what this discourse is meant to do.
Leftists correctly see cynicism in Bolsonaro's case, but they use these dumb accusations in the same way for their set of elite interests.
The gayer your state is , the less likely it is to support Palestinian rights. Very interesting in that it shows the seemingly counter-intuitive link between liberalism and Zionism.
funny how many foreigners died in it though lmao
based
I prefer him with no makeup though
>le skinnyfat meme
is this just a way to refer to everyone who doesn't look like they spend hours each week in the gym?
Big Jewish funders of the GOP are rarely mentioned in the press, and when they are they do not receive the negative coverage and subsequent vitriol from liberals that the Kochs do. And if they ever do, there is a Jew waiting to finger wag and call "antisemitism."
Anal sex feels better than vaginal sex tbdesu
The Kochs do suck, but they are also a kind of scapegoat. In terms of funders of the Republican party, Paul Singer and Sheldon Adelson are worse, but the media coverage of them ranges from positive to neutral, and all the scrutiny and liberal rage is directed at the Kochs.
fuck up no one cares yank
nah it's not self lubricating and while tighter there's only a single ridge in it unlike a cunt
I was trying to think about Palestinian rights in the US, but i can't it now.