Watching amateur porn of loving couple

>watching amateur porn of loving couple
>pull out lotion
>sit in comfy chair
>tfw no gf vibe hits me from watching loving couple
>close porn tab and sit alone sad

Damn I was waiting all week for this fap and now Im depressed

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I will make it clear. I only have come to this thread to laugh at you for using a lotion.

Now I live only to emotionally hurt w*Men

i mean you were already kinda screwed over when your parents snipped a piece of your peenis

>pull out lotion
>needing lotion to help stimulate a dried up, mutilated cock
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
But seriously, sucks that so many are still a victim of that barbaric practice.

>watching Timecop
>it's shit
I should've known better....

Dude, just watch solo female where she just plays the downstairs DJ without some dildoes and moans for you.

How do you not lose lotion? Fapping dry hurts
How you know Im circumcised

>Fapping dry hurts
It does not. Having a foreskin helps as your dick wouldn't actually be dry once you are aroused

>pull out lotion
Do Americans really do this?

>Fapping dry hurts
No its not, you probably just masturbate way too often

I’m circumcised and fapping raw does not hurt even slightly, not even when done multiple times in a row.

>Fapping dry hurts
>How you know Im circumcised
Painful to read. Americans don't even understand how a dick works in its natural state. No wonder you guys shoot up schools and shit.

>Watching literally any American porn
>There's an incest theme

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>lotion
lmaoing @ cutcucks

bloimey, bettah thanna 'roo theme mate

You seem to be pretty interested in cocks, got something to tell us buddy?

>lotion

underage b&

>tfw cured my porn addiction by watching so much porn that every video feels the same and doesn't excite me. When I am not aroused I can clearly say how fake everything about it is. So if I go to a pornsite nowdays I click through a few pages only to close it down with no loading videos.
I will stick to my imagination from now on.

>theme
Unless it's a real father making love to his 12 year old daughter, it's shit. Accept no imitation.

It does not hurt you faggot
I'm circumcised too

>pull out lotion
Ahahaha, americans

Just wait till you hear about Japanese porn

Why you just dont get a GF, ameribro?
Just go to a thirdworld shithole and chose one girl, its not hard for a american.

Yeah, I find it grotesque how so many people still mutilate their kids. Why do Jews suck the foreskin off little boys? The fuck is wrong you subhumans?

>lotion
lmao

want me to record a video about how to masturbate, user?

>lotion

He lives in a third world shithole already.

Fuck off faget.

Cringe.

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My cock, and the cocks of everyone whose circumcised work well, thank you for your worry, considering countries where circumcision is more prevalent have higher birth rates, don't you think?

>pull out lotion

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>Fapping dry hurts

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This is why i don't watch amateur

>lotion

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>be horny as a dog in heat
>put on VR headset
>boner.exe
>she's really on my lap
>try to spit on my hand for lube
>realise im high as fuck and my mouth is dryer than the sahara
>take off headset and look for lube
>find lube and reboot boner.exe
>can't see shit
>looking around for lotion
>start beating loudly alone in my empty apartment
>paranoia kicks in and start hearing voices outside the door
>this kills the boner.wav
>take off the headset
>spend the rest of the night looking out the window
>see guy running around on the road and jumping through the bushes
>to this day don't know if it was real or not

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>Lotion

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y e s

Does VR actually enhance the experience?

>Fapping dry hurts

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iktf but unironically

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Yes, the girl gets all close up in your face and it really tricks you.

After a good session I get ~70% of the same dopamine hit that I get from actual sex.

Cowgirl or missionary are goat POV positions in VR.

The headsets keep getting better too. RIP my chances of reproducing.

I have the HMD Odyssey+

>pull out lotion
do americans really do that?

Did the doctors botch your dick? Or am I just half circumcised? I'm cut but I have plenty of dick skin, enough to pull it over my head even when I have a boner when I want, I've never had to use lotion in my life

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wtf

What is so wrong with what I said that causes you sheep minded cucks to seethe?

it's just the idea you need to gain something just to wank

This, the only upside of being cut is not having to worry about your sensitive glans come out of its shell and chafe from time to time.

Do you guys use actual lotion or is that slang for lube? Lotion would be a weird thing to put on your dick.

do really?

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