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zoomers dont know what dead ringers is

>190 goes to creamfields
>just so happens moni doesnt post the entire time

fucking hell you lads were right lmao they really are the same person arent they? what a sad fucking bastard

Need more money

On this day in British History

>1537 – The Honourable Artillery Company, the oldest surviving regiment in the British Army, and the second most senior, is formed.
>1814 – War of 1812: On the second day of the Burning of Washington, British troops torch the Library of Congress, United States Treasury, Department of War, and other public buildings.
>1875 – Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first person to swim across the English Channel, traveling from Dover, England, to Calais, France, in 21 hours and 45 minutes
>1898 – Seven hundred Greek civilians, 17 British guards and the British Consul of Crete are killed by a Turkish mob in Heraklion, Greece.
>1914 – World War I: Togoland Campaign – British and French forces conquer the Germany colony Togoland in West Africa.
>1917 – World War I: British passenger ship SS Malda is torpedoed and sunk in the Atlantic Ocean by German submarine SM U-70, killing 64 people.
>1939 – The United Kingdom and Poland form a military alliance in which the UK promises to defend Poland in case of invasion by a foreign power.
>1940 – World War II: The first Bombing of Berlin by the British Royal Air Force.
>1944 – World War II: Paris is liberated by British and Allied forces.

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Mmm yeah don't care x

that watch from tf2 innit

How much to rent your mouth

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going to crèmemedows

observing the sabbath

EM JAAAY GONJE
DAT NIGGA DED

Is 190 moni or is moni 190?

fuck shit

British adventurer in the desert aesthetic

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business idea: invest in portugal

based

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bnoth

good lad

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£40 for an hour
£200 for a day

Drank another redbull and a can of coca cola because its hot

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why not booze u incel freak lmao

nah he's been posting a little bit in britfeel

That cat cba

had 2 pretty intense orgasms today

ngl lads would decimate jordyn jones

Buy some of the new coke energy drink, same experience but in one can

prostate?

I'll have two hours for 65.
I don't really drink mate, special occasion only

ngl is just nigel without vowels

What is more grim?
Cigarettes or energy drinks

respect that but u missing out EN GEE EL

nigel is just n*igger with different letters

Love b&m

I'll throw in my arse for an extra 45

No that's horrible. I like the classic coke in can every now and again but I also like redbull.
I get headache and feel dehydrated after like 4 pints cba with it

How's everything going in britain?

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honey jack daniels, this is shit, took a chance on it for a taste, might just toss the bottle entirely

energy drinks, cigarettes can be aesthetic at least

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unironically problem is u drinking beer. try downing spirits non eof that bloated shit

It's gay to NOT want to pound this boi

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No don't do bum stuff mouth only init
I do both at once. Its energy drinks by far though. Its just all sugar

Down it! Down it! Down it!

who wouldn't

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well, feeling very culturally enriched

>Bum stuff
What are you some sort of faggot?

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paedophile

I do like a whisky every now and again but if I drink spirits I'm nice and tipsy one minute then the next I'm unable to walk

4 months till Christmas

get some of the good stuff mate

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Fine.
Be outside the chipper in 20 mins and my mouth is yours.

england fans are nu-football nonces

none of these cunts were rioting in northern ireland in 1995

no u

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you aint wrong about that haha

too vile, tastes like captain morgan but even sweeter, can feel the diabetees settling in with every sip

2 small 4 me

make adultery illegal again I say

damn

i never had it before, felt like trying it
i like the regular jack d

Whisky enema then

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The Chad Bojo

She's 19 right?

There's no shame in drinking the odd water on a night out. People who call you a gay wake up with thumping headaches while you feel alright.

here here

hooz this fella

*downs it*

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lmao never heard anyone call anyone gay for having a water altho desu i down it at th ebar asap haha

Anal sex feels better than vaginal sex tbdesu

whats the matter lad has your wife been shagging tyrone again?

State of it

never tried that before
alright, will save the shit bottle for it, only fitting after all

an english patriot, Tango Man
youtube.com/watch?v=VQ94j3lszYE

business idea - tobacco flavoured energy drink

Only done anal with 2 girls

Definitely

>a British bull

wanking feels better than sex

thsi but with none

August 2019...I am forgotten.

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Norf FC personified

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Tobacco flavoured chips
Rebull flavoured gravy

a toast, mayhaps?

Lol where's the lie

unironically my biggest chad friend says this

>drinking alcohol

REALLY don't understand this