Man I hope the boss is cool with me leaving at 5:30, I shouldn't have left but I had to take Ayden to soccer practice...

>Man I hope the boss is cool with me leaving at 5:30, I shouldn't have left but I had to take Ayden to soccer practice. His mom and her new husband were too busy watching Gold Rush on the Discovery Channel.

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lol

STOP SAVING THUMBNAILS YOU STUPID FUCK I WOULD ACTUALLY SAVE THEM IF YOU WERENT INCAPABLE

he is just an NPC man

lucky she remarried or Ayden and his mom would be dead now
She already stole my lifelong nestegg the house Ill be goddamned if she thinks Im paying alimony too

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What is this new meme? I keep seeing it. Is it the NPC thing?

Yes

It hurts how familiar this sounds

NPC do not have internal monologues. Nice try OP but you failed.

YES AYDEN I STILL HAVE THE KIA...GET IN THE FUCKING BACK SEAT I HAVE TO GET HOME TO WATCH THAT BETTER CALL SAUL MARATHON GOT HELP YOU IF I MISS EVEN 1 MINUTE OF THE INTRO YOU LITTLE FUCKING ITCH

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>Get a ferrari like papa Pajeet.

>finding a girlfriend, marry and having children is the best thing you can do

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Wouldn't an NPC taking a shower just be thinking about the shower?

i can tell youre unemployed

Ayden
AYden
aYden

Fucking dickhead yanks with their spelling butchery

yes
you don't understand the meme

Does nobody even bother knowing what a meme is about anymore? Everything is just a new iteration of a pathetic cuck now

Jeremie
Caxton
Calum
Braydin
Bryain
Airick
Dillyn.
Single moms are making their own language.

OP is an NPC that doesn't have the mental facilities necessary to understand this meme. He regurgitates what he sees.

>NPC
>thought bubble

I thought NPC’s don’t have these inner monologues

>NPC
>Thinking

>Reply

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A lot of people would kill for a dad like this.

t. Invested in crypto because he thought it was “the future” and not just a pump and dump

There's nothing wrong with long term monogamous relationships between a man and online currency

>have coffee
>get in shower
>drive to work
>wagecage 8 hours
>drive home
>tv
>bed
>repeat

are you an NPC biz?

>tfw left work early, didn't tell anyone, and didn't care if people got mad

Who /maincharacter/ here?

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Where is my answer selection screen?
If you ask the question, it's not you.

my favorite obscure netflix show is back
alexa order me pizza

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this was me today kek

Higher level of simulations have higher and complex thoughts.