Lowlander & a Englishman sitting next to each other on a long flight

Lowlander & a Englishman sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Lowlander says
“Ye Soudron? I aagates wisst tae crack wi a Suddren sin nocht o ye gangit tae this kynryk.”

English man replies
“What? Sorry, I don’t speak Gaelic. Could you please ask me that in English?”

Lowlander replies very angrily.
“ERSE!!!!! Ye ar seilfuu I ortnae ye i tae the se! Ye buid be vexand binnae fain tae cluit out!”

The crying English”man” mumbles
“P-please calm down s-sir… I don’t want any trouble.”

Lowlander accepts the apology but says to his wife
“Dae ye lisit tae for me tae spulyie hint up?”

They both leave and the English”man”’s wifes son spits in his face. He commits suicide later when he realises he can’t compete with the lowlander.

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Sorry, I don’t speak Gaelic.

what?

You can come to Scotland.
Gaels out. Belgians in.

Soudrons out. Scots in.

I'm Scottish, I don't understand your nonsense

lowlander shocked, gaelisher rocks
send 2 all highlanders

Then your English.
Inglish out. Scots in.

Hope you will get your independence someday bros

Won't matter. No one speaks Scots.

I just don't understand written gibberish, i only speak it, faggot

Piss off

Gibberrish? I don't think 700 year old words are gibberish.

can't believe i'm in the land of scottish twats
should let them have their own country, they won't last 5 minutes

Fuck Soudrons! I will use Soudron wombs to exterminate them!

lmao

Irish are evil. They are trying to exterminate the Ulster Scots natives.

why talkit scots nae scots?

I don't understand Faroe-English creole. Please speak Scots or English.

why don't north britons speak scots?

Northern Britons were exterminated 800 years ago. Only Scots, Norn and Gaels now there.

Scots is based entirely on phonetics and isn’t meant to be typed out. I’m Scottish, can have a yarn with someone in Scots but don’t understand half the words that OP’s trying to get across.

that's because you don't speak scots.