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Based Alan edition

Smarter than u
Hencher than u
Shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners

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who let the retard make the new?

SHE is a fucking WOMAN you FREAKS, you WILL RESPECT HER PRONOUNS OR ELSE

Hes a man

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damn this dude bald as shit

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shagged more trannies that he has women*

Nah he's not hencher than me yanna

Buy gold and silver.

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damn alan looking kinda yolked

I'm sweating my balls off

based international playboy

all windows open

You just know this slaphead sandnigger shags ladyboys im sorry but get real

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bit warm

there's is photographic evidence of him with a very large handed "woman"

Lmao

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not gay but i reckon so but /brit/ refers to him as a wonky eyed freak

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is that James Charles?

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Calling a series iconic is rarely backed up by the claim. Yet Blacked’s prestigious outcomes are of relevancy and proof. Take one look at Lena Paul surrounded by some talented black performers on this DVD’s cover to see the biggest hint of that. It is a brilliant picture from a dizzying gangbang that is sure to satiate high-end porn fans that watch Blacked regularly. This is the tenth volume in the Interracial Icon series. Various scenes collected from the Blacked website’s updates are compiled in collections as this is the aim of this ongoing series. Besides the thunderous studs that crowd around Lena Paul for her scene in volume 10 of Interracial Icon, this also has other hot babes to augment this vision of fine pornographic art. Beauty in art proven as Alina Lopez joins Evelyn Claire to face the famed penis of Prince Yashua. Riley Reid is being DP’d by Joss and Jason Luv in her chapter for Interracial Icon 10. Then you have Jade Nile in a hot threesome with Joss and Isiah Maxwell. Each scene facilitates group sex sessions for the style of couplings on this DVD. Lena Paul brings a gangbang and Riley Reid’s contains a DP, a one-two combo! That is two special performers with established fan bases helping this compilation to pique interests and in effect move copies of it.
The ethereal pool that Lena is standing knee-deep in also has her standing knee-deep in big black dick for the iconic cover to this DVD. The more performers on screen the more exposure you get to possible new faces you haven’t witnessed before in a porno. Truly an iconic stance for a brand that wants to better the industry while creating new fans.

Would rather have thousands of lighters as opposed to a few nugs of gold

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bit cockeyed with a virgin trim

Wow nic

lol its literally an escort in the next room
they fucked and the guy said "have a nice night" and left within 10 minutes. looked through the spyhole but he walked the other direction.

>shagging James Charles
high tier taste

done loads of drugs but still don't feel content

Wanna shag debbie tbqh lads

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doing drugs is a sign of someone who is discontent
t. drug doer

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peeling my back off the chair

wow epic you posted an epic Jow Forums infographic so epic wow i guess you're so right and gold is totally not valuable wow epic

fuck off you stupid cunt

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nice shag and a handshake after

cuck shit aside it’s some pretty well produced porn

benders are disgusting

He has got to go back.

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pooing into an unmarked grave

why does alan's girlfriend look like a 12 year old boy?

True

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I spun the DVD in my PS4 and was greeted with a menu that was a variation of the box cover. It had Lena Paul standing in the same pose with the gang of male talent except with sunglasses on as the main menu’s backdrop. The options for this main menu allowed me to Play Movie or access a Scene Selection menu so I can choose between the four chapters. The female talents names were the titles per chapter on this menu, for example, Lena Paul just had her name as the fourth and final chapter to select. Understandably since fitting every stage name of the male talent would take up too much space on the screen. Back at the Main Menu, the Special Features menu gave way to a Cumshot Recap and Photo Gallery. You also can go to the menu advertising the Blacked.com website where these four scenes were taken from. The menu screen there had a brilliant superimposed still of Riley Reid in statuesque beauty. The PS4 can erect a menu to reveal certain stats like the length of the film and the codec of the video on the disc. MPEG-4 is the video codec and Dolby Digital is the sound format that I saw.

I selected Alina Lopez and Evelyn Claire’s chapter first. Evelyn narrates the chapter introduction revealing that she is sharing the LA party life with her best friend Alina Lopez. This is further instituted by a sequence with Alina seductively popping open a bottle of champagne for her new guests, Prince Yashua and Louie Smalls. Early in Evelyn’s opening narration, she claimed she couldn’t keep up with her friend in this pursuit of LA’s playful lifestyle. I can see why as Prince Yashua has his friend with him as a voyeur to watch Alina suck his dick for the scene’s setup. This kinky affair is a taste of Alina’s sexual adventures as she gladly starts a rapid blowjob while taunting Louie. “You’re going to wish it’s your dick I’m sucking..”

goldpill me

the beeb are literally fucking faking their documentaries now
thanks a lot rorke

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Quite traumatised by the things I've seen on LSD

In a good or bad way

Sick

where's the afterparty then lads?

it's all explained in this youtube vid
youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

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love the way minimal techno sounds on a soundsystem

Seen any X-Men?

post priscilla

Would like to have lots of lighters and lots of gold but the point is that in shtf lighters have more practical use compared to gold you stupid cunt

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what does the X in X-Men stand for?

Debbie is like a greek goddess

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Some good, but lots of traumatic memories from my childhood as well

>Spandau Ballet were english
TIL

Kdwow talks some utter shit lmao

love the sound I make going into your mum

have you not seen the kemp lads in the krays?
get it watched mate. classic

the thing is right the EU buy more stuff off us than we buy from them so we're be fne because they need us more than them and so they require us mroe than them because we sell more to them than they sell to us so they export less to us than we export to them so we import less from them than they import to us so brexit will be a literal piece of cake because we hold all the cards and the EU is going to come and give us a deal really easily because the ball is in our court and that's because we actually do less business over there than they do over here they buy off us they need us more than we need them we sell more to them then we buy from them they require us more than we require them they will lose out more from no deal than we will they are sure to give us a last minute deal because they will get more damaged than we will if we don't get them a deal getting a deal with them woudl have been a piece of cake were it not for those remainers and the EU sabotaging us beacuse we held all the card because they are more reliant on us than we are on them and they are more desperate for gtting a deal to keep selling stuff to us than we are of them and there wont be shortages because we sell to them not them to us so that there wont be shortages and the lorries will be piling up on therir sides and not on our side and its all just project fear about lorries and trade and bad economics because they need us more than them and they're going to give us a last minute deal

might start calling benders ex-men

Good band
youtu.be/AR8D2yqgQ1U

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x-men

cba
lighters have more practical use than paper money now. sell me your house for 100 lighters

alan looking attractive here

muzzle a bit to prickly though i reckon

I hear the cricket happened today lads

good result?

me?

look lads we have a comedian over here

collecting bottlecaps to use as currency after shtf

poo

is Martin Kemp still on eastbenders or was his character killed off at some point?

I would suck a fart from her butt before fucking her doggystyle.

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25 lighters on my dresser

>things will be worth the same in shtf
Jog on brainlet

i didn't see it myself but i have it on good authority that the man hit the ball with the bat

did the man play for the burnt plank of wood?

Would eat her pussy like chicken chow mein

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>eastbenders
lol
reminds me of a lad who used to call those aussie soaps home and be gay, and gaybours

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Fun fact: Debbie Harry was almost kidnapped by Ted Bundy.

a wank a day keeps the women away

gold will still be valuable when shtf because it always has been, people believe in it. it has been for thousands of years
it's not like everyone will reset and people will have to discover value again, people will always value gold

fuck off you stupid motherfucker

Would pulverize bundy if he touched a hair on Debbie's head

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haha

loneliness causes brain damage

Just go FFS, nobody cares.

people from the West Indies call them anti men

Remember to use a condom lads

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when there's no food or clean water, those things will be more valuable than gold
if you want to stockpile something for shtf, medicines, water, food etc are better

>have to discover value again
You should if you want to live in shtf
>people will always value gold
They say many will die in shtf
>fuck off you stupid motherfucker
I'll see you in hell mate

*plays with my balls like a newton's cradle*

Good ol' British clay

wish i had a gf to cuddle and hold hands with and rub her leg

the pengest nigger

Same

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>shtf
just realised this means when shit hits the fan

people > gold