/brit/

wank

grow your own food
ramble
tend to your land

I reckon Charlie got rangebanned lads.

May God punish England

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larp as an Irishman

So you think you can just subsist on bennies? Good luck paying for anything other than food

im still here

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kinky

got a cheap bluetooth speaker yday and I can't tell if the voice that tells me its pairing when it comes on is a real chinese guy doing a stereotypically woeful attempt at speaking english or a robot voice specifically made to sound like a chinese guy doing a stereotypically woeful attempt at speaking english

grand little device otherwise though especially for the price. waterproof too but didn't get it for that reason

you next

Ok stop talking about buying cheap land and building a container home or else everyone will start doing it.
DELETE THIS

anyone else proper demise yanks

english people: cruelly force welsh people to speak english for centuries making speaking welsh punishable by law
also english people: lol why is your language not spoken by everyone anymore

nobody will do it because they're slaves to societyberg

TOO FUCKING HOT TO SLEEP FUCK

Bit early for bed innit?

riveting

i should’ve known

the whites are at it again

>he didn't pop his pajamas in the freezer until bedtime

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long day doing housetoil

I don’t wear pyjamas because im not 11

What’d you stop posting Blondie for?

no toil tomorrow
toilberg utterly fuming

those bloody whites single handedly building modern civilisation

alri literal child

bit hot

the thing is right the EU buy more stuff off us than we buy from them so we're be fne because they need us more than them and so they require us mroe than them because we sell more to them than they sell to us so they export less to us than we export to them so we import less from them than they import to us so brexit will be a literal piece of cake because we hold all the cards and the EU is going to come and give us a deal really easily because the ball is in our court and that's because we actually do less business over there than they do over here they buy off us they need us more than we need them we sell more to them then we buy from them they require us more than we require them they will lose out more from no deal than we will they are sure to give us a last minute deal because they will get more damaged than we will if we don't get them a deal getting a deal with them woudl have been a piece of cake were it not for those remainers and the EU sabotaging us beacuse we held all the card because they are more reliant on us than we are on them and they are more desperate for gtting a deal to keep selling stuff to us than we are of them and there wont be shortages because we sell to them not them to us so that there wont be shortages and the lorries will be piling up on therir sides and not on our side and its all just project fear about lorries and trade and bad economics because they need us more than them and they're going to give us a last minute deal

>2020: Kikongo

classes start up again tomorrow
by golly this year i'll get a gf, it's crunch time now COME ON

Imagine the comfy
No one around for miles
No radiation frying your brain

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>sleeping in clothes
shiggy

wonder if toilberg would let me park overnight and effectively 'live' in the toil carpark if I bought a caravan

miss him lads

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started saying "cut[ting] about" recently
yet another adopted /brit/ism

truly there has never been a crueler race than the anglo mutt scourge of the britons

britain is such a small island that even if you were out in the middle of nowhere you would probably still be receiving some kind of mobile signal

Lol unsurprising post

hairberg has me n the ropes

anything you wear in bed is "pajamas" according to platos theory of forms just as anything you sleep on is by virtue of its telos, a bed

*i, a roving crackhead, happen upon your shithouse*
*smashes the door in and poos on your generator*

not many people speak kikongo in the UK. its more of a language oyu're likely to find in belgium, france or portugal.
britain didnt have any kikongo colonies.

who /vanlife/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=UG8QnjT57UY

*pushes you face first into a puddle*

youtube.com/channel/UC_zQ777U6YTyatP3P1wi3xw

kino channel

unironically got a gf by being brutally honest about how pathetic my 18-25 life had been when i went on a date with her

youtube.com/watch?v=YZY7QCBMWoE

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>runs out of milk
>cant make a cup of tea without going on a 40km journey
Nah

Read?

My dear lads, how are we?
I dont know if i should start posting on here, too other than on britpol

how pathetic
what was she like

sites a bit broken sometimes

fuck yanks

in 2020 the UK will be invaded by the Congo, take that down to Hills in the morning

alright i want to hear more

sleeping with a ice pack strapped to me head

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*decapitates you tomorrow afternoon*

>not stockpiling uht
>not having powdered milk
i know it's not as good as fresh but compromises must be made

get some glasses

No. We're not. Bye bye! Cheerio! Farewell! Adieu! Ta Ta now! Toodleoo!

on hunger strike lads

r/ing the one with the student bird living in a converted transit with her doggo

cupping my hand over my anus, farting, and then smelling my hand

priscilla

if i won the lottery i always dreamed of plucking a random homeless person off the street, giving them a shower and going shopping for new clothes

el perro grande
los gatos pequeños

Sick to my stomach

soyboy lefty mindset except to pet niggers
this is the same thing

the worms are singing again

dreamed of buying a house and asking the oneitis out personally

Or just live somewhere where you an pop to the shop in 5 minutes.

smearing my shit all over the walls
not on strike just like the smell

why

Absolutely mad about Andrew Luck.

well i was a virgin and had been unemployed for a year at that point, she was (and still is) a top tier lass defo safe to say im still punching above my weight these days

remember her telling me she was so sick of going on dates with men who glorified their entire life to come across more appealing and that it was refreshing to have me be completely transparent about my situation

add this one to the chart

lookslike the eu is going to shaft all their member states to make an example of the uk
proving once and for all they're not acting in the interest of the member states but that of their self-appointed power structure

Everything is shit

cosh in hand, let's go

haha she found a simp (you)

The earliest known names for the islands come from Greco-Roman writings. Sources included the Massaliote Periplus (a merchants' handbook from around 500 BC describing sea routes) and the travel writings of the Greek, Pytheas, from around 320 BC. Although the earliest texts have been lost, excerpts were quoted or paraphrased by later authors. The main islands were called "Ierne", equal to the term Ériu for Ireland, and "Albion" for present-day Great Britain. These later writers referred to the inhabitants as the Πρεττανοι, "Priteni" or "Pretani", probably from a Celtic term meaning "people of the forms"; "Pretannia" as a place-name was Diodorus' rendering (in Greek) of this self-description. It is often taken as a reference to the practice by the inhabitants of painting (or tattooing) their skin; since it is unusual for an autonym (a self-description) to describe appearance, this name may have been used by Armoricans. There is considerable confusion about early use of these terms and the extent to which similar terms were used as self-description by the inhabitants. From this name a collective term for the islands was used, appearing as αἱ Πρετανιkαι νησοι ("Pretanic Islands") and αἱ Βρεττανιαι ("Brittanic Isles"). Cognates of these terms are still in use.

The island group had long been known collectively as the Pretanic or Britanic isles. As explained by Pliny the Elder, this included the Orcades (Orkney), the Hæbudes (Hebrides), Mona (Anglesey), Monopia (Isle of Man), and a number of other islands less certainly identifiable from his names. The deduced Celtic name for Ireland - Iverio - from which its present name was derived, was known to the Greeks by the 4th century BC at least, possibly as early as the 6th century BC. The name meant "the fertile land". It was Latinised to Hiernia or Hibernia. Its people were the Iverni.

it'd be a social experiment to see how a person can 'restart' their life if given the immediate opportunity. except if it was a girl i'd lock her up and shag her

We're really not the fussed. Cheerio now! Take care!

like in a caravan outside a shop?

good lad

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knackered but crawled to the computer to post "sucking a nigger" in /brit/ before bed

the Rorke take