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how many loads does it take to fill up your standard water bottle? there's a girl in class that I want to give a bottle full to prove my fertility to

He was exulting in his post being the first of the new thread, while simultaneously endorsing a product he has not yet heard.

who did?

ate 850grams of entrecote for dinner, and had half a pint of blueberry icecream after that

feelin good

my parents

I had ham and potato soup and it was really good

You've been a bad boy mister
Anyways you have so many nintendos and we just bought you a new one

my guess is 100 loads given that the average water bottle is 200 (commercial water bottle) to 500 mL (generic reusable). If she is an outdoorsy poser type with a nalgene, then you may need as many as 200 to 500 loads, or even 1000 loads if she has the two liter

as a temporary punishment or do they flat out not approve of gaming?

thoughts?

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they said my room is dirty because it smells

Why is your playstation smelly?

sounds about right. I could get it to her before thanksgiving break, maybe get to meet the family. anything I can take to increase volume? i'm concerned someone else will beat me to the punch.

Get some febreeze nerd.

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there's plenty of image graphics in that vein if you search "god tier cum" and so on.i think l-lysine, yohimbine are part of the prognosis.
you may want to consider cryo storage for potency or at least keeping it in your freezer for preserving its natural compounds without degradation

god bless you user. thank you.

is it easier to make my aussie gf move over here or for me to go over there
money is not an issue

>mom found the cumstation

If money wasn't an issue you'd ask your lawyer and not Jow Forums

I can't to drink this nescafe anymore.

I gotta start bringing lunch to work.
I just can't go 10 hours without eating anymore.

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LOL

Writing about a female classical composer

dont have a lawyer too lazy get one

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For home use what is most common? Instant coffee, espresso, or drip coffee?

>have $10000 food budget
>my dinner today was 3 pizza lunchables
whats wrong with me

You hate yourself so you eat poison as a passive aggressive form of self harm.

you have shit taste

Instant is faster. I don't like to brew for minutes to get it. I think it's not common.

i thought they tasted good tbqh

JFC fake nails are disgusting. Breakup worthy desu

Take something healthy. I eat sandwiches. It’s not healthy to binge on junk.

It's still all nasty "food product"

Good night, thread.

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nn

who is this girl

What kinds of sandwiches? I ate PB&J every day for like 18 years, I'd rather have something else.

French Instagram thot

The photoshop product.

make egg salad

chaturbate
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wtf why are u so rich

Just broke up with a girl I loved and it was very hard

im not i only have 11000

So she's single???

Learning the history of the Hundred Years War. It's so kino lads.

Turkey or chicken and cheese and mayo. Lots of different kinds of meats and cheeses you can pair, even different types of bread. Also a banana makes for a good cheap snack.

France and England still bear some animosity towards one another.

>11000
>not rich

Bought some cartridges and flower
Gonna get high as fuck

these are my babies

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japanese beetles?

>PB&J every day for like 18 years
whypipo mothers really be like that huh...

yes also known as green junebugs. always find them drowning in my pool. have saved at least 10 by now. not the smartest, they like flying into windows and walls.

yeah, most of em work too, so it's convenient.

Had to put makeup on my neck

white male suicide rates in America are as high as our homicide rates in Brazil

lol cucks

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It'll be even higher when I'm done heheh

whypipo be like "life too spicy"

They've been rising for 20 years.

just watched some contrapoints videos

half mexican half white chad here
whities will be replaced soon

Just drank pre workout and now I'm all tingly and horny and warm

On one hand I'm horny and lonely, but on the other hand being an awkward loner is my identity. If I get a gf I'd lose my identity.

>im lonely
>loner is my identity

Got bruises on my neck from my noose

cringe

Just have sex, anons.

Just have sex.

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already did didn't solve anything

just bee yourself

Did before it changes nothing

Why do I always fart so much?

Are they mega farts?

Sometimes

protein shakes

>avatar is a decade old
JAKE SULLYYYYYY

i can't remember anything that happened in avatar except that weird ponytail sex scene and them bombing the giant tree

it's probably the most successful forgettable movie

We have Russian infestation here!

Quick, grab some novichok!

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Can't tell if I'm my depression is causing me to live a shit life or if living a shit life is giving me depression

I'm sad because i won't get to back to uni this year.
taking community college classes from home.
so much for going to parties or having any chance at getting laid.

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>I think it's not common.
I literally know just one person who drinks instant coffee.

Stop interfering with our elections

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another day another mass shooting

In my experience it tends to be cyclical: a positive feedback loop. It's treatable though.
You can still get laid or have a good time at home.

It's a movie about a traitor, who decided that living with a tail is better than helping his planet. So he joined the rebels.

Wonder why this doesn’t happen anywhere else

>Stop interfering with our elections
"our elections"? are you kidding me?

Israel is a much more insidious influence than Russia.