Americans

why they do this?

something to do with their diet?

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it's a cultural thing and it's a status symbol
in their culture a good stain of liquid shity in their pants inspires respect

Can confirm this is true
If you shart in mart it just means you're an alpha who doesn't care what others think

They express their freedom by shitting their pants.

How are you so knowledgeable about American culture?

No idea but I'm personally blaming laxatives, because most of these shartians look like they're using heroin

OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAART

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they strive for perfection, i just heard

Imagine the smell

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it is a sign of wealth to not care how many pants you defecate in. god bless the USA

I have never seen this however I saw some woman buying beer the other day fucked up on pills and mumbling to herself.

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Finngol butthurt about my Indonesia thread

are you the sex tourist? bless you brother

Foreigners have enormous dick-envy regarding the US. That's why their youtubers are like "LOL AMERICANS DO THIS BUT WE DO IT LIKE THAT LOL WATCH MY VIDEO."

Link

Looks like my local walgreens

me on the right

That place is a literal zoo except you have to go into the cages.

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SHART

not op

>That's why their youtubers are like "LOL AMERICANS DO THIS BUT WE DO IT LIKE THAT LOL WATCH MY VIDEO."
This is one of the reasons I stopped subscribing to youtubers from my country.

does somebody here have a screencap of the murrican "ass juices" guy from two/three weeks ago?

The one that complained about nudism and how naked people put their ass juices everywhere ?

Whoa nelly.

yes

Using kitchen shears rather than knives might be practical at times but fuck you guys for never using a chef knife. You can't be precise that way. Shit just ain't right. Cutting scallions with shears? Yeah no fuck off take a page out of a cooking book from the French or Italians you ridiculous goobers.

Sweet jesus please destroy that abomination upon our species.

What does free smells mean

they really do this?

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Smells for free

this is a scene from American Vandal

which is a documentary

I think it would be appropriate to annex Florida for Cuba and California for Mexico. We'll get by eventually with the loss. Florida we don't need at all.

Fascinating. The more you know!

Jimmy johns motto

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>muh street shitter
>muh white American masterrace
>muh Europe is not white and muslim
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHHAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA

calm down mohamett

They also like to use their own mouths as toilet.

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oof

>Australia
That's a pretty soft target there. It's why they're so aggressive with their shitposting. They're the end-game of so many jokes involving human indecency. Gasoline-sniffing fuckwads with nothing to do.

100% serious: my dick got diamond-hard with this pic.

>something to do with their diet?
try eating fast food in all your meals for a month. They are pretty strong I would be shitting blood.

What even

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>goobers
Based county boomer.

>the average american everybody, or should i say ameri-trash-can?

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This.

Someday I aspire to don the shit sharted pantaloons

It's a dumb joke. Obviously at any restaurant you dont have to pay to smell the food.

how did you learn this? do you have american ancestry?

Why don't you give me a call when your country stops being a bunch of fart-sniffing morons that I could pay off with a wink and a quarter.

Funniest thing I ever saw in my life was German cops beating up a drunk British guy on the collar bone with night sticks. Whatever that policy is keep doing it.

considering we have one of the lowest crime rates world wide, yes they should absolutely keep doing what they're doing

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maybe it should be called pissposting.

He was being a cunt and deserved it. Disturbing the public peace gets you an ass-beating in Germany. It's wonderful.