Ye lads, I want a Mexican girlfriend

ye lads, I want a Mexican girlfriend

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How do I get a mexicanx gf?

The same way you get American gfs

You're not alone bro.

You can't always get what you want.

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cross the street

I can't believe Jow Forums already forgot about Irene. The last victim in a ever growing Jow Forums waifu graveyard.

Good for you. There's no Portuguese here in Mexico. Do your best, fren.

> tf
> tp

you should know

Nigga I still remember the shitstorm pr caused.

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Then go to Mexico City and find one

Hehe

Who's that skank?
I'd pay for the child support

>Mexico City
I don't want to get beheaded
honestly only the Yucatan, Querétaro and Tlaxcala are safe

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you can have my prima if you are brave enough to go to tierra caliente

Some girl in a mexican anons uni. He has never talked to her though.

so then go negotiate a price with someone's brother for $5 or a bottle of whiskey

Mexico City is safe because it has 5-6 different federal police forces and another 5-6 different military police agencies keeping each other in check. It's not a warzone like the northern half of the country is due to a lack of government in general.

eh...

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Come to California

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Please, go into detail.

she peruvian

ese guey tiene autismo

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this is how they look irl

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I was thinking in posting some girls with their IGs, but the thread is getting derailed by crime shit. Yikes.

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Is that the average girl? She's real beautiful

please post it to put the thread on the right track

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He’s not wrong though

I’m watching the Yankees vs dodgers right now the crowd is like 80 percent Mexican

Hey I don't speak Catholic! I am just curious about the future of my insane neighbor, El Estados Unitos..

callate guey, te mato tu familia y te parto la madre

Keep it TTD, darling

Mexico City = street crimes. Safe if you don't go to the poor and dangerous zones.

Northern Mexico = narco crimes. the whole region is a cartel warzone.

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Mexicans would fuck THAT?!

No, only white boys, then they come on here and claim they've fucked many Mexican girls and that Mexicans can't resist their white dicks

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How serious are the cartels in Mexico?

There's 87 pages of cartel-related gore on BestGore.com, I think they might be serious

not that much as you may think.
They mainly kill other cartel members in rural zones far from cities.
street crime is more the concern.

She's not latinx

>latinx
please kill yourself faggot

How about you kill yourself disgusting patriarch, Latinx represents both genders not just men, I will not be disrespected in this way.

>telling him to neck instead of killing him yourself

Mexicans are getting soft

> seething chi

go dilate tranny

Again with the patriarchy, I am a strong latina women and have never chosen to adopt a new gender

You are not a woman, you are a mentally ill tranny

I am not transgender you disgusting patriarch

OBLIGATORY PICREL

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Why are dodgers associated with beaners?

she's fucking ugly
post qts not goblinas

Los Angles is almost all Mexican city

Why don't you kys

honestly have no clue but its funny regardless

The point is that she's a goblina

OH MY QUEEN BOXXY IS QUEEN

she's still so awkward, she's lovely. I'll never forget her

Leadership of Mexico has always been about who could control the capital city, which is also the most easily defensible part of the country as it is a high altitude valley with it's own aquifers. First it was with indian retards then the Spanish who came in and made it the center of catholicism in the region, spreading out in all directions. Following independence whichever general could control the capital controlled access to embassies and thus international trade and recognition. In the last century Mexico was stupid and elected an anti-american leader, which caused America to simply kill him and replace him with mexico city's police chief who ran the country as el jefe (The Chief). By the way he was also a personal friend of the US ambassador as they were both KKK members. His party, PRI, ran the country until 2016. AMLO and Morena was the first time PRI has ever peacefully transferred power from itself to a government which they were not a part of.

Anyway in the capital city this means everything is spied on by thousands of plainclothes secret police and spies who arrest people who criticize the government too harshly, but are unable to arrest people who criticize any of the military or police. This is different than in the northern parts where shittalking the military or police leads to disappearing or dying in a drug raid. This happens because in the capital there are too many military and police bases, so no group can operate with impunity. If members of the national police force kill a member of the military police who said mean things about them, the military police have enough commandos to extract revenge. And vice versa.

This is also why the rest of the country hates mexico city because this whole farce is retarded and mexican city residents are also retarded for tolerating it. They also oppress the rest of the country because their taxes pay for all the bullets used to kill non-city residents.

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The power was transfered to PAN in 2000 tho

they like hard working men and men who can dance.

ignore them have some more Mexican girls.

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Thought this was that italian poster for a second

I want a Mexican/Chicana gf so badly

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>men who can dance.
yup

I hear that Mexican girls have the best smelling ass and feet

do you love lupita?

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>dodgers
thats why

same :(

I wanna smell those stink soles so badly

Holy fuck its crazy the phenotypic variety from one part of Mexico to the other. Usually I don't really like Indigenous features and most hot Mexican girls I saw were of either Mestizo or all out European genetics but today in Yucatan I saw these four super fucking hot girls who were well at least 2 of them legit all out Maya and the 2 others were of mixed Maya and European ancestry and all four were between like 16 and 22 Idk it's hard to guess the Mexican's ages in contrast to the rest of North America.

Anyways all of this to say that Idk why but the Maya phenotype is much prettier IMO than the other Indigenous groups like the Nahuatl, Zapoteca, Mixteca, etc.

Pic semi rel, a hot girl I met in Sinaloa

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¿qué le pasa a Lupita?

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jungle injuns are better looking, indeed

Yeah Mexico does have a lot of phenotypical variation. My favorite phenotype is mestiza, with caramel skin, aquiline nose, long silky black hair, nicely blended mestiza facial features, and nice brown pussy butthole

Post pics man, I get what you mean. I couldn't tell you where to go to find it however. I'd say maybe anywhere except the very south and very north of it, as well as the center.

What do you mean jungle injund lmao

Not completely and Fox declaring the drug war and martial law proved his true loyalty. AMLO hasn't done that, at least not yet.

ok, I tried warning you about the poisonous Mexican woman but you wouldn't listen
want her ig?

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Like this girl

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She would be a solid 8/10 if she lost a little bit of weight imho. Do you know her instagram?

She doesn't even look chubby, though.
Sorry, I know nothing about her

>She doesn't even look chubby
She doesn't, but she would look much better if she was just a little bit slimmer.

Did you watch the whole video? The styles from the 40s on suit her better

she's ugly lmao

Just got a feet in face handjob for the first time from my Chicana gf, ask me anything

I did. I liked the 50s more tb.h

What will you do when Aztlan is freed?

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La Raza ideology is based on myths

explain

"We wuz American Indians and shit"

But the actual Indians of the Southwest, like Geronimo, fought against Mexico. They certainly didn't want to be ruled by them. Expanding Mexico wouldn't be the "right" thing for anyone.

nvm I found her

instagram.com/reynamalinali/

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We're literally genetically 50% Indian, you can't argue against that shit by saying "but you'z beefing"

Mexican Indian, not American Indian. I don't know why Latino SJWs think that people born in even Central Americs have the right to live in the US

>Mexican Indian not American Indian

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Would breed

Mexican indians are Aridoamerican indians who colonized mesoamerica, they are not originally from mesoamerica

How is her sole stink?
How good is her handjob technique?

she looks like
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North american indians are all related

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Unitedstatian indians are killing themselves and mixing with whites now, they wont exist to claim the land in the future

Sole stink is 10/10, it's just the right amount.
Handjob technique is also perfect. She glided her hand on my head and inside out foreskin with some silicone lube. She finished me off with a double hand twist., I could only last 5 minutes and exploded all over her chest

except he's right, plains indians are fucking retards whereas MAYAN and AZTEC BVLLS were civilizations ahead of these cliff shitters still huffing on gasoline

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Kek