/brit/

lol

t-thanks lad

just seen OJ simpson not murder his wife

RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS

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You had a good day mate?

I watch ben shapiro and stefan molyneux on youtube but that's about it

I want to smooch him

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what crime would you commit in space lads?

space crimes

a fellow gamer i see

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>I watch ben shapiro and stefan molyneux on youtube but that's about it
fuck off kike

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I'd consider it if he wasn't wearing so much makeup.

howling at this

i had a good time ripping my sweaty back off this chair

this is your brain on Jow Forums

hello kike

>why yes, i am anti semitic

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communism

>this is your brain on Jow Forums

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Alexa: filter by male only

NEED a decent 30L backpack

>this is your brain on /pol

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*every post disappears*

alright alright we've all had a drink let's just all settle down eh

get some talcum powder

what did you get up to this weekemd

wank

backpacks are for nerds mate get a holdall
unless its for camping/hiking in which case as you were

all sorts

>holdall
It's not the 90s anymore

won 10k with sports betting

might unleash all my power onto rorke all at once

shagging
wanking
drinking
eating
pooing
running
walking
climbing
cycling
dancing
laughing

in desperate need of a blowie

You should know given I've been sat here all weekend chatting to you

i’m so sleepy :)
feel like having a snooze but don’t have the courage to face the responsibilities of tomorrow so i’ll stay up all night in a futile attempt to postpone a new day
so very sleepy :)

sorry zoomer i didn't know you needed to do the fortnite dance while carrying all your bottles of soylent

clueless

Time? That's relative

What's happening tomorrow?

didnt do much on saturday but on sunday i went to the dog beach and did some cooking

Cricket is the thinking mans sport

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Cat thought I was playing and clawed my willy while I was havin a wank under the blanket ffs

mad that Emperor Palpatine came from Naboo

I'm the oldest person here pal

I went to a shopping centre but the bus journey took longer than I thought so by the time I got there all the shops were closed

It wanted to give a helping hand.
>wanking in bed instead of at a computer desk

how old are you?
add one to that, and that's how old i am
check and MATE

Be funny is Piers Morgan contracted throat cancer.

thats astronomically relevant

I doubt that.

why do contrapoints videos have the lighting of a dario argento film

sucking a sainsbury's operative

anyone who's ever licked out a fanny is at a statistically higher chance of throat cancer

It wouldn't really

I'm 34

HPV is it?

Fuck off, Piers

to own the fash

only way that 'she' manages to look vaguely feminine
in every natural daylight capture, 'she' looks mannish as all hell

I was right

*lets out a cry of deep despair*

chin up la

hmm

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toil innit
just can’t be fucked like

Think this general is okay then

Not me, I’ve licked fanny

On a bank holiday

Suppose those Tesco shelves won't stack themselves

See

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shes peng

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ion fury is a good game
*looks at the reviews on steam*
uh oh the retard parade got upset at it lol
oh well, game's still fun

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Yeah obviously I'm not him but it really wouldn't be funny.

Me neither lad. Another 12-22 shift tomorrow where I’m expected to manage a bunch of idiots. Cba with it

heeb bastard

Fuck off, Piers.

What time we all going to bed lads?

See

Whenever the alcohol makes me pass out

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after a snog from your mum

losing my hair lol

I wonder what Gary Lineker is moaning about today

Were we talking about brits in barcelona earlier?

That's a man bro

its relative

what's your poison?

Chimay

Gary Lenigger