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Designated bribing stores edition

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€5 edition

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FOK SAKE edition

Truly our little brainlets on the balk.

Bump?

Wow Bulgarian women look like THAT?

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fixed

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Imagine fucking that

Put an old thread disapora retard. Or don't make threads

it would be fucking glorious, I would crawl all over her body why she berates me in her crazy Bulgarian language.

>tfw there's a Serve flag on the townhall building

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Every time I see classical building I am reminded of cookies. Fuck I need some fucking cookies. Where those God damn cookies at? I need em.

Fuck.

They remind me of high rent prices. Also,
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Honestly fuck this website.

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Another result from Google

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So what ?

STFU Serv.

Se da ti ebam toksicno. Samo ti nosis vakva energija ovde sabajle, idi ubi se mongolce.

Ne si zanimljiv

Refer back to

STFU Serb.

cCc

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>ccc.eu
A Turkish wild dream

I can see your pathetic chin reflecting on that glass...

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зaтвa нe билo нa caмo oбcлyжвaнe y нaштe бeнзинocтaнции

>there's no cCc store in Turkey
Disappointing desu.
No you can't, I checked.

ima dosta benzinostanci na koito mojesh da se samoobslujish

i want a murican truck with this
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Why?

The guy died two weeks ago in a paragliding accident, rip

runs on water

>Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2019 17:05:54 No.109276849
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Oh no no no, Fyrombey absolutely BTFO.

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If white people go to Albania for vacations, this means Albania is a white country

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I wonder why the city plants plants everywhere but the watering system never works? Result is then pic related. Fucking incompetence

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Those thujas are most likely not dead, they will be green in spring.

The watering system doesnt work, some guy went there to water them and another one to fix it

>takes your historic ottoman capital
hehehe, nothing personnel, kid

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If you ignore the dead trees, that looks 1st world (buildings and road). Where is this?

How do we fix Sofia

It looks like a selopolis and if you take away the BBC's on the hagia there is nothing in that picture

This is edirne, we never made it to Istanbul since Greeks preferred to side with Serbs and Turks instead of liberating Constantinople.

Its Varna. Theres this guy from there making these posts, he often walks the city and fixes stuff one can fix himself. Based guy. In this case he fixed the watering system.

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>In this case he fixed the watering system.

Here all plants on the side roads have water hoes that go all over, I don't know where the water comes from

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Here too, just that in Varna they dont work most of the times.

>now its 2 usd
>on pic its 2.11
Still a 5% profit in fact

this still valid?

why is your phone set in Russian nerd

He's GRU

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because his kind(ukrainians...) speak russian mostly

>tfw no Mya gf

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FYROMonkeydonians are this poor ? when i was 15 i didn't needed to bribe the alcohol seller he just told me that i shouldn't tell where the alcohol comes from

How does bribing correlate to poverty in your african monkey mind

you don't need to be corrupted to get money in the first world

Please state your ethnicity for the /balk/ records.

Can you read subhuman? A kid is paying euro bribes, if anything we're doing good.

also
>France
>First world

Low IQ post.

Nothing less to expect from Fidel Kastro's son, cucking the US president
based and chad af

She's so unafraid of him that she thinks he's gay and gives him a friendly kiss

100% ethnic french
but we are big alcoholics i guess, back in the old times 5 years old kid could buy wine because it wasn't considered as "real alcohol" i remember my father used to give me homemade spirituals when i was going to school in the cold winter

yall slavs are wankers who pretend to be alcoholic but yall never knew the taste of spirituals coffee at 5 AM

cope

How did that joke go, where they had to find an intelligent bosnian, a virgin slovenka, and what were the others? There was also a montenegrin in the joke I remember.

>This post
Whatever you say Asterix.

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you can't win

No way that's fucking possible.

I'm not a Slav neither have Slavs claimed to be drunks. Only a frog can be proud of this. What do you know of the bogomils in France?

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Have you seen how tall and fat he is ? 14 bottles is nothing for him

Let's see if this will upload

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Бaзиpaни гpaнки млaтaт тoчaкиcти

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Fresh blog, literally happened yesterday
Meet a sexy walloon girl with a hot fucking accent, we hit it off, talking a lot while having coffee. She’s also a stoner, like me. We set off a weed day + netlix at her place. A bit later in the conversation she casually mentions she has a boyfriend.
Fuck fuck fuck why do women give you false hope for fucks sake? Why would they even invite you for netflix and weed in their place when she has a boyfriend?? What should i do guys, pursue this chick or let her be without wasting my time? (Still going to do the weed netflix though)

Rob and rape her in good old Albanian tradition

>yall slavs are wankers who pretend to be alcoholic
There's some truth to this but it's mostly retarded americans who fan this shit out of proportion. Like they discovered stalker a week ago and find le squat cheeki breeki vodka memes to be the most hilarious shit ever. They do that with every foreign culture ever. Honestly, for such a multicultural society their knowledge of other cultures is practically nonexistent.

women in the "army".when will this farce end?

Albanian criminality is the biggest meme of the 21st century. We’re more civilized and culture than almost everyone in Europe. If you come to Albania you will be safer than any place in the world, maybe except a buddist temple. Our hospitality traditions say that guests are equal to gods

When you put a child inside her and make her stay home.

Okay, now this is too based

Its not a meme. Maybe in Albania you aren't criminals, the ones you have exported to the west though are flat out criminals majorly

I was a guest at an albanian friend's house and he served me disgusting tap water.

if its good for the gods its good enough for you

Only a really small but loud minority. The thing is that we literally are the best in everything we get involved in, so if an albanian turns out to be a criminal, he will work very hard to be the best criminal, and this is why we’re very known for this
Oh this is surprising. Maybe he didn’t have anything else to give you. When did you come to albania btw?

лoл бoй пo кpaтyнaтa
I saw a guy with a bike almost die that way, a branch got stuck in him he raised his bike on the back wheel and fell on the road right in front of a car, which thankfully had a driver with good reactions.

I wasn't in albania, he lives here.

You can’t drink the tap water in bulgaria? Holy shit lmao, are you really an EU country?

disgusting != undrinkable

You can, but it tastes like iron and chlorine in some places. Have you tried drinking tap water in Paris, alborat?

Its the same thing you coping 3rd worldet. In Albania you can drink the tap water in 90% of the places and it tastes just like regular store bought water

>Buying water.
Imagine not having a well to drink water from.

you know, by calling me a 3rd worldlet, you're telling me that I lack the quality of "3rd world", you tastebudlet.

We don't live in na selo, brat

Greece
>131,957 km2
>Population: 10.77 million

Bangladesh
>147,570 km2
>Population: 164.7 million

why are balkanlars so infertile

Sorry Nikephoros, but I don't in a selo, I wish I did. I can stock up water from the house. Or at specific places like on the road to Plovdiv and stara zagora .

Having a low or declining population is an indication of being 1st world.

No, it's mostly an indicator of being middle class, in any country.

I'll bring my Zagori in Old Zagora

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>dying nation - good

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predstavqm si selqka u grado kak seka nedelq se pribira u panelkata i tegli po 20 plastmasovi tubi s voda ot "kushtata" ot bagajnika na passata kombi

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Abortions being legalized and female rights is one hell of a break for pop. Growth.

Lmao, water from the well, imagine the hustle. You live in a country with huge water reserves and mineral water from tap everywhere, yet you pull it out from a well?

Actually our tap water is one of the best in the world.

>Actually our tap water is one of the best in the world.
Maybe at the source in some cities, but often the pipes are old.

The well has an automatic pump. I just twist the tap and fill the bottle with water.
I ko?
Problem li ima?

>if you ban abortions population will be higher xDD
this is your brain on Jow Forums

i to golqm.