Americans can't decide how to pronounce these

Americans can't decide how to pronounce these.

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Am I american now?

i = ee or eye
e = eh or ee

Blame the faggot Brits for mispronouncing everything to sound more drunk

?

Sure.

>he doesn't know how to pronounce thought, cough, rough, caught, naught or drought

But I do. Do you know how to pronounce z?

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I speak American AND Spanish. So yeah I do buddy.

Nothing in English makes sense
A is not pronounced as A in "Dad"
E is not pronounced as E in "Be"
I is not pronounced as I in "Kill"
O is not pronounced as O in "Dot"
U is not pronounced as U in "Dull"

3 different A's in the word "banana" as well

zee

lmao never noticed that

zed :^)

No there aren't. There are only two kinds of "a"s in banana /bəˈnænə/. This ə and this æ

vocaroo yourself saying all those words, I don't believe you

Zee

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buh - nay - nuh
yankee faggot

"tset "since you're Austrian

reminds me of that copypasta like this

you only know what the voiceless versions are, not what they actually sound like