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it's time to wake up

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no

God I wish I were dead.

Coming back home after week in szeged
10 hour bus rides really are something

I refuse to wake up

planned to fug a hooker, but fapped instead so I'll play my violin

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lose weight

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how do I find a woman like that

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you don't want that

>be attractive
>???
>profit
It's that simple.
Kill yourself.

lose weight ;)

Go to Canada or Australia.

fuck all of you

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I love cats.

These visegradians finna get dabbed on

I have nothing to lose.

You, on the other hand...


I never leave my house unless I go to school/work.
I order food and everything I need online.
Bills are automatically paid from my account.

It only makes me happy when someone is raped, bombed or killed. I just laugh and move on.


all i need is = money for my rent, food, bills and 500€ for upgrading my computer (per 3 years)

I have no dream goals or ambitions, I don't want to start a family or find a girl, I don't want to buy a house or travel.
I am literally undefeatable. because even if I die like this , I am perfectly all right.

the Diogenes of our time would be a WOW player.he would live in a fantasy world. because our world is already lost.

that is who I am.

The crises of society have no influence on my life. I am already a hermit.

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miau

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youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

How do you think what they are meowing about ?

>cats

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imagine hating yourself so much that you unconsciously sabotage any attempts at your own self-improvement

Stop projecting.

BASED
what server?

lose weight :)

Reduce tummy ;)

I want to drink loli cum juice

there's no such thing as cum juice, it's piss

t.virgin

t. porn addicted cumbrain pedo

You become what you believe. Negative self talk influences your well being. Stop doing it.

theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/25/prague-drunk-tourists-conquer-our-city

The article also mentions Budapest.

>go running for half an hour
>burn as many calories as i do during 3h of hiking
Honestly why do people waste time on h*king

>just stop doing it, bro
Yeah well it's not that simple.
Because most people can't run for half an hour, dumbass. Besides, running is super tedious.

because only complete brainlets do it to lose weight

Good, capital dwellers deserve it, it's their choice to live in a massive city.

I want to gain weight.
I feel you hun.

Anyways, I recently found out that my stepfather is terminally ill, but I'm not nearly as glad about it as I thought that I would/should be. I feel like such a cucked faggot.

Hiking is relaxing while running is just awful

>Prague
>massive city
maybe compared to your Horní Dolní

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t. city dwelling automaton

10k ppl is aleeady too big town

where the fuck do I buy nacho cheese in a jar
every time they only have guacamole or some shitty salsa

How do you cope with the fact that you'll never have a wife, family, children etc?

t. vidle and proud

but maybe I shouldn't buy nacho cheese since the nachos I bought are cheese flavoured

Badly, especially in the summer.
Otherwise escapism and separation helps.

You keep travelling. Gona do 6000 km. Wish me luck boyos.
youtube.com/watch?v=MhvPlzelj9I

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What car?

Hello guys, have you had your morning coffee?:)))))
I had 2.

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any freak can have a family if you lower your standards enough
but I hope you won't, the last thing this planet needs is more subhuman incels

Srbe na vrbe.

>any freak can have a family if you lower your standards enough
Of course. Any freak can impose their broken self on other people, even get children to twist and ruin.
Not that I want to do that, people don't deserve having to deal with my retarded self.

God I fucking hate this world.

Gimme kafica

Weather is nice today

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Happy Midday, What are yall gonna eat for lunch?

Terrible you mean, it's almost 30 and will stay that way for the whole week.
Thankfully Autumn is about a month away.

Same

Good for sunbathing

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Well enjoy it, to each his own.

Also it appears that touristic season has ended and now park is much less crowded, thus comfier

Sure bud. Want some sugar in it?
Why are you always mad at me?

Sure, milk too please.
Serbian coffee best coffee.

>Why are you always mad at me?
He has a fear of Serbian bvlls.

He was bullied by Serb chads all his life, that’s why he ended up like this

Don't take it too personally, man.

I like Serbia, serbs made one of my favourite games so they are ok in my book

Reckon the Serb is a girl.

Is she cute? How thick are her thighs?

>Serbian coffee
I've been to a lot of places abroad and never had my caffeine urge truly satisfied, other than Turkey.
Sad, I wish I could help him somehow.
Aight, no offense taken.
Which one?
Huh?

Idk, he just sounds girly.

To add insult to injury his sister is also dating one.

Autumn should be here soon

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absolutely utter cringe thread, dont make it ever again

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Had no idea this was Serbian.
Do sl*v(e)s really lack imagination so much that the best most of them can do is futilely try to recreate Fallout 20+ years after the fact?

I'm just being polite because I'm new here.
Is it warm in Poland? It is here, I won't dare to go outside today until at least 6PM.
Why? It's nice.
Huh, didn't know that..

Clear sky and 30 degrees today

>I'm just being polite because I'm new here.
Cuck move.

shut the fuck up you monkey

Silence, slave.

Yes it is. You’re a ducking adult now, so you are the only one to help yourself. Ain’t nobody coming to save you so help yourself Or die like a little bitch.

Why moan about life when you can improve it?

t. macaco in denial

>babysit nephew
>make a cool program for him
>after half an hour he just takes off withotu word and take newest smartphone from his backpack
>spents rest of babysit time on it without making any noise

for fucks sake. dont be parents like that. please.

based

>I'm just being polite because I'm new here.
Low energy
As a rule of thumb I insult every new person I meet to assert dominance and secure a high position within the contemporary tribal hierarchy of my current location
Then I proceed to urinate on all nearby females to impress them and flex on their mates

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*PFFFFFRRRRRFFFRRRRRTTTT*
Idea pitch: create a fart-based esperanto

just fucking gas the entire south america
seriously, only violent, poor subhumans live there

look at this shit
or just build a giant wall around the entire continent and turn it into a zoo

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South Cone seems fine

Why do cuckservatives pretend that they care about slimy pink lumps of cells with no consciousness, ie fetuses?

How do I distinguish between gaining muscles and getting fat?

Because fuck you
That's why

Look in a mirror

same why cuckommies care about "choice"
votes.

>Because fuck you
Ah, so contrarianism. Thought so.

Measure waist
If you wear belts it’s easy to keep track of which hole you use
Also look at yourself in mirror

lose weight

That stopped being funny quite a while ago.