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smoking since the age of 7 edition

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reminder to read, sing, exercise, eat well, drink water, and clear your mind of unwelcome routine by any means necessary

that's nice, ganesh.
is it your birthday today?

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nn, cananon.

Gotta be up at 7 but here I am
I regret taking that nap

just did a poo, AMA

you made that post

How stinky was it

no

HATE ganesh

regardless, i hope you'll have a nice day.

I am ganesh

Checked. Do you eat enough fiber?

whoever you are, have a good day.

I told you who I am

I dont sniff my poo, dumb leaf

I hope so

Bonjour

everybody who is not named ganesh piss out of this thread please and thank you

okay, calm down

r u indian

everyone hands out
ganesh is coming

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what the fuck is going on here

SANKYUIN TOU OKIN'HANKA

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yes me in the pic

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A test of manhood

youtu.be/sKoD-eLGvlE
lol

haha

I like to think I make clever posts

wanna suck eachother cocks?

yeah, yours are clever, but i make them cleverer.

see

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LMAO pajeets are hilarious

i'm with you in Rockland
where we hug and kiss the United States under our bedsheets the United States that coughs all night and won’t let us sleep

thoughts?
twitter.com/xxxcumjunkiexxx/status/842396351732281344

based

look at this thread... not a single taiwan flag.
beautiful.

I just filtered taiwan altogether and the thread quality improved 900%

both users are fk samefagging

>yeah no more Taiwan posts!!
>now let’s constantly talk about having filtered Taiwan and how awful the posters are

Rent Free
O B S E S S E D

In other news:

Almost ran over a chink just now ama

Why do you continue to be a cager

>replying to FK

kys

Was riding an 80cc scooter
Stopped next to this drink stand to buy some tea for the GF and as I started the engine I turned the throttle a little to hard and just shot like 5m into the crowd in front of me kek
Pulled a >coolface and did a quick right turn, acting as if nothing happened...

Calling a cringe on that post

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fuck anime
fuck weebs

Smart post

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this is an anime website tbqh

/cum/ has always been pro-anime

gtfo zoomer

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I am anime

I made the mistake of meeting the wrong kind of potential friend this evening. I sensed their intentions early. Such ugly intentions. Ugly, ugly, ugly, inside. I had been carrying it this time around, my instincts told me long before the meeting. I am so quick with it now, but my once soft little fingers are becoming rugged and dry like a cute little cat with rough dog paws. Maybe I need to visit the spa once more or double my lotion application? Perhaps I should scout my friends like I used to instead of taking the blind route? So silly of me. I should have never listened to the advice of someone who has married twice. Dear auntie, you too are silly and pretty like me.

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GF watching some 82 year old grannie eating stuff asmr style over the speakers in the room
Fucking disgusting

Two abhorrent posts in a row

Stay gelatinous basement incel

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things'll get better, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=zxqZYe90
do whatever you need to stay safe.

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oof i posted a cut link, woops
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Just finished this one lads.

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Are you a shizo? Or just an autist? Or both? I'm struggling to understand what's going on with ya.

You must be 18 or older to post here.

I've been chatting with the mother friend lads. I told her I miss seeing her & she said we will catch up in a few weeks.

99% of anime posters post utter shit and super cringy stuff
I start to think they are more degenerate than furries

nice, i like it.
bruce is not doing well, don't bully him please.

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ugh, it's fucking cold again. now i'm gonna spend the rest of the year trying to stay warm and not overheat at the same time yet always still feeling slightly cold.

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my shirt has a cum stain at the bottom

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Are you too poor to get few dedicated cum rags?!

I like these Ghostemane videos with spooky old cartoons
youtube.com/watch?v=5_51s0Oc-5c

yes...

my cat farted and it smells like liquid ass

Does it turn you on, as an American?

I have few to spare, what's your address?

How do you exchange your coin jar into cash? My bank is in Texas and I don't feel like opening some gay account with another and Coinstar is jewish and take a percentage

A cumrag is a man’s closest companion.

Does your bank have only one branch

Land of the free swear to god lmao

and if i only could i'd make a deal with god
and i'd get him to swap our places

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spend the coins lole

Pretty much desu it's a credit union so I don't expect a lot from them

No

mybanktracker.com/news/coin-counting-machines-banks-where-find-them

I think I've seen similar machines in Safeway, Lucky and Walmart in Cali.

youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk

Forgot the pic

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Bam-a-lam ooooh

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The damn thing gone wilde

hehe

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Relatable

youtu.be/LmcMh3x5rSs

Advertising actually makes me mad
Ban it all, and if that means the end of capitalism so be it

bam-a-lam

i have arrived

>friend invites me to party
>don't know anyone there
>he gets lost in the crowd hanging out with everyone
>I experience this for 3 hours
Fun times.

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I can barely understand what these guys are talking about
listening to them actually feels like work

good morning c:

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brits...

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i watched all of peep show and enjoyed it
some people are just unlistenable

i swear i can't understand scottish accent at all

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