ALL I DO IS WORK COMMUTE EAT MASTURBATE SLEEP

ALL I DO IS WORK COMMUTE EAT MASTURBATE SLEEP

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Stop fucking masturbating you cuck.

Masturbating is literally cucking your natural rage/energy about how shit your life is.

If you want to have the motivation to change your life stop fucking fapping

t. Have fapped twice in the past 2 years

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>MASTURBATE
stop jerking off for like a week or two and you will have more energy to do other things.

You also have cancer

Other anons are right. It won’t change your life immediately but not looking at porn/masturbating removed depression

explain

>jack off
>cortisol decreases, dopamine increases
>consume caffeine/go on social media
>cortisol increases
>heh i'm stressed better jack off
>wonder why i feel like shit, heh, probably hidden soi in my coffee creamer

How else am I supposed to relieve stress when I have no physical or mebtal energy to anything else?

Literally passed out at 11:30 last night with my pants down and Riley Reid getting blacked on my laptop

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Channel it into lifting/martial arts/cardio and waking up early you FUCKING. KEK.

JESUS CHRIST WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU KEKS

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What’s the point of lifting if I’m rotting in an office chair under fluorescent lights 9 hours a day

>rotting in a chair
>have no physical energy
run nigga nigga nigga, run until you want to scream and fall from exhaustion. that helped me

>Riley Reid getting blacked
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP FALLING FOR THE BLACKED MEME AT LEAST JACKOFF TO POV PORN WITH A WHITE DICK SO YOU CAN FANTASIZE ABOUT IT BEING YOURS

unless your black in which case disregard this post

mmmmm yes lets have a comfy wagecuck thread

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No fap is a meme, I felt even worse without fapping for a month cause I was so horny, I even went out and did gay shit that I regret to this day because I wasn't thinking properly. Masturbating literally helps you clear your mind, there's a reason people say you should jerk off before making any big decisions. Don't listen to any no fap bullshit, if you want energy you just need to get proper sleep and stop eating junk.

I agree

Your just a faggot with no self control. Pathetic.

>having such little self control that jacking off is the only thing keeping you from being a faggot

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This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read

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Completely missed the point. Meanwhile I'm actually improving myself through legitimate methods without leaving myself pent up and risking the chance of getting prostate cancer when I'm 40. Have fun with your no fap snake oil

What is this picture depicting? The feel guy's job is operating a very small crane?

It's from an Amazon patent for a cage to prevent a warehouse wagie from getting crushed by the robots around them.

you get some fucking average looking slut off of tinder and you pound her pussy like the angry sex-deprived virgin you are

POUND
THAT
PUSSY

POW POW POW

If you have energy to masturbate when you're back home at least replace it with a gig and fap once a week max

You felt worse because you were still in recovery mode. This shit take awhile, you've been fapping for years and you think 1 month is enough? lmao pathetic

NPC detected

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Congrats, OP. You made it.

Have you considered starting drinking like a normal person?

You seem to think I'm some 8 times a day masturbation addict or something. I regularly, go multiple days to weeks without fapping, I have time for my hobbies and pursuits, studies, work, classes and self improvement without needing to stop masturbating, because there's no fucking reason to, especially since abstaining for long periods of time will just backfire and raises the chances of infertility.

already fell for the wage jew and the porn jew, not falling for the liquid jew

Masturbate more

His mane is wojack, dumb npc normie

This must be one of those NPCs you guys keep memeing about.

please no

tinder only works for normies

i went on tinder and had 0 matches after swiping hundreds of sluts for a month

lol he literally is an NPC, i bet he doesn't even have an inner voice

post your profile ill help you out with constructive criticism

please stop i have aspirations and ambitions and often look at the stars at night and ponder why we're truly here please no

Regular ejaculation is inversely related to prostrate cancer risk

enjoy your receding hairline

>caring this much about what all these other NPCs are saying

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By your logic, having sex a lot makes you go bald.

>having sex is exactly the same as masturbating

try removing two items from your list. see if that helps.

ftfy

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100110101101010101010101111010100100101010 SS

It's the WageCage™ and its coming to an amazon warehouse near you soon!

Are you retarded? Your body still experiences the same chemical processes. So if masturbating makes your hairline receed so would sex.

Only sane anwswer here. What is the eventual goal of all these no-fap losers? To be so desperate you bang the first girl that comes on to you and create little shit spawns that make you hate your life 100x more. Fucking whack it more OP, maybe consider working less too. Life is short.

Fucking cagies. So pathetic.

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imagine being stuck in that cage for 8.5 hours per day without an inner voice... I'd literally kill myself