/brit/

just learnt one of the jonas brothers is married to sophie turner and another to that priyanka chopra all the pajeets like
what's their end game

wish i had a big willy like the lads on the porn
mine seems really small by compare

love a bit of painal

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mental

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not sure how much of a cope it is but they aren’t as big as they look on camera i am told

have just taken a redpill how long does it take to kick in?

Pornography

Porn? No no, not for me. Been on nofap for a month. Third eye positively glowing.

Have one like that, ex once turned around during sex and looked in the mirror and said “wow it’s just like the porn”, helped she was a small asian girl

It’s a pain though with the current gf she actually prefers I be on my SSRIs because it makes my cock smaller and less painful for her but I’m less horny and can’t spaff when I’m on them

been on nofap for about 12 hours

Tales from the doublewide #2657

Third eye is calcified

depressed af

miss Creamfields, simple as

london kino

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brown eye is pulsating

Yeah nobody ever believes me when I say that, also the downside of having a large penis

Say your penis is an inch long and everyone goes with it but say it’s porn big and suddenly you’re a liar because those dicks only exist in porn not real life

found aogood new channel on youtube

youtube.com/channel/UCWRXwGwCL8VqRaDSqmCnxaw

stop lying shrimpdick

do not recall asking

Photoshopped

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don't have a gf me

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creampied a slag 10 times right in her fanny hole cock in pussy style

This is also almost exactly what the ex looked like

When I’m telling the truth and people assume it’s a lie I know I did good

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good lad

Elton's not long for this world

Thanks for the laugh. Let me know if / when you find the whereabouts of pic rel k thx

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Play classic wow

why are there so many porn addicted freaks and druggie weirdos on here

Bin that one govna

don't you ever feel sick when you think about what happened to her

Jow Forums is a site for losers and misfits

Bet Elton has been noncing his kids

why are there so many views

understood
*gets in headed to the airport*

Lots of people watched it

about to dig into some cookies lads

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Play with this
*unzips pussy*

oh dear
might be having a stroke here

why

Silverfish for lunch

just popped some burgers in the oven, 2 to be exact

Porn should legit be illegal, don't know how certain drugs like shrooms and weed which have been proven to help people are illegal and yet porn which is incredibly harmful is legal. Stinks of Jewry 2bh.

Just think all those years of evolution that have made it so when you see a naked women you become highly excitable and ready for sex, it has not evolved to be able to deal with access to the massive amounts of simulated sexual encounters. Just think what that is doing to your brain and hormones

decent content for youtube

I haven't even opened the link what is it

dude yeah weed it like expands your mind bro

weed cures cancer dude legalise it

>Notting Hill Carnival: 97 arrests and
11 officers hurt on the first day

>The streets have been awash with colour and dancing as London celebrated its Caribbean community.

just some old bugger recovering stolen cars and stuff

having a wank

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anybody want one?

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Cum into my mouth

Where's your Messiah now, Flanders?

Ever heard of capstone? fema.gov/news-release/2014/03/27/fema-capstone-2014-national-exercise-begins

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you know how i feel about coles mate
if it's not woolies i'm not buying

>FirstAnalQuest
based, but their newest productions are shit

it's IGA for me

Ngl work/suit trousers can be a look sometimes
Turtle looks sexy in his

Feeble cumbrains, stoners are legit losers but they're far more balance than cumbrains. At least they shag.

a yoghurt perhaps?

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dude weed gets you pussy brah blaze it

Taking a piss

Flash Gordon is on Channel 4, lads. Who wants to watch it with me??

Unironically I want you to kill yourself

Unironically i want you to read a book fucking idiot

I met that guy in person at a con in my tiny home town lmao

òwó

retard

you do it to yourself!
you do!

Just shut the fuck up already you tiresome pedophile freak

gonna have a posh wank lads

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Weak b8

Preferred baby and sporty

Sucking an aranciata

me? stayed indoors all weekend and dont intend to leave the house today either

for me, its liberal democrats the best party

sad cunt

>when is someone going to mention the fact that everything I'm posting is miniature?

Thinking of naming my first born son Piss-Off and my first born daughter Jog-on Virgin

So when people ask them their names they get the message

its not its real sized

probably when you post your willy

That's bullshit
Haven't gone outside since June

unironically have the biggest willer on /brit/
gives me immense satisfaction

doubt you’ve got a bigger one than me lad
pics and ill tell you

*surreptitiously opens cognito mode*
*searches mayli facial abuse*

show us how big it is

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