Do people enjoy having their underwear full of smeared shit? Bidets are a symbol of basic hygiene.
Bidets: Why aren't they more common?
Daniel Ortiz
Brandon Allen
how do you use them?
Carter Gomez
Every toilet in finland has a hand bidet.
Easton Fisher
Wipe your ass with paper, and then wipe your ass with the bidet to remove everything
Hudson Hernandez
two options:
-spray water up your arse crack, sending, dissolving the shit and spreading dirty shit water all over your arse
-just wipe most of it away at the source without totally covering yourself in smelly water
god you continentals are dumb
Jeremiah Mitchell
You use TP first and then use the bidet, twat.
Also the water isn't directed to the anus, you use your hand.
Jeremiah Hughes
t. doesn't know how to use it
Jacob Jackson
of course the brit doesn't know how to use it
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Christian Morales
I hate that bidet design. I like the one that shoots the water straight up. Much easier to do an enema.
Zachary Gonzalez
they're fucking disgusting. We recently got some at work (there are a lot of non-British there) and since then the smell hits you when you walk into the toilets. It's spreading your shit into the air, invisibly.
Ayden Nguyen
that's coming from the "asians" at your workplace, mate
Brandon Richardson
NOBODY shits in a public toilet in Italy, unless it's an actual emergency. You wait to be back home to do that.
Also I genuinely doubt that the problem is the bidet, someone is probably using the crapper more than before because they can use the bidet.
Michael Fisher
There's no shit to spread in the air you dumbass, when you sit in the bidet your ass is supossed to be clean... The bidet just removes microparticles of poop, those that cause anal itching.
And the water doesn't spread anywhere, you clearly don't know what you're talking about...
Brody Barnes
Are bidets common in Argentina?
Joseph Evans
>who me? my shit comes out so clean I only need one wipe.
Cameron Jones
Bidets are unbelievably based. I couldn't live without mine.
Adrian Flores
>NOBODY shits in a public toilet in Italy, unless it's an actual emergency.
wtf i love italy now
Samuel Sanchez
Every house has one, actually it's a law of construction, one bidet per bathroom.
Except public bathrooms, or bathrooms in commercial places.
James Robinson
That's because our public toilets are thrash and dirty, you have to be desperate to use them
Connor Stewart
>Bidets are a symbol of basic hygiene.
No they aren't, you disgusting greasy little wog cunt.
Asher Bailey
>dumb
They're not dumb, they're dirty.
>NOBODY shits in a public toilet in Italy
That's because you'll all dirty little cunts without a clue about basic hygiene.
Nolan Martinez
microdroplets of water get into the air any time you start spraying water around. When you flush the toilet, turn on the tap, etc.
Ryder Rivera
How much neetbux do you get for such high levels of autism?
Can you even use a spoon?
Lincoln Parker
Waste of space, though i admit i'd like to install a nozzle or something.
Besides, i use wet wipes if the shit doesn't come out.
Wyatt Fisher
PINOCHET killed the bidet in chile. Fuck him, his water saving policies were garbage and focused on the population instead of the industry.
Xavier Bailey
I wish we had them here