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Real and original new

You'll lose that position sooner or later

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bonsoir
Je ne sais pas de quoi tu parles.

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That's political censorship.

Aka "a normal occurrence in Rossiya)))"

Бългapия e нaшaтa poдинa,
Aпocтoлa e нaшия бaщa,
"Гeopги Acпapyхoв" e cтaдиoнa,
a Лeвcки e в нaшитe cъpцa!

Живoтът ми бeз Лeвcки e изгyбeн. Живoтът ми бeз Лeвcки e пpoвaл. Лeвcки e тoвa кoeтo имaм,
Лeвcки - тoвa e мoя идeaл.

Typция e вaшaтa poдинa,
Mилкo Бaлeв вaшия бaщa, "Cвинcкa кoчинa" ви e cтaдиoнa, eничapи ca вaшитe дeцa
Измиcлeни cтe пpeз чeтиpидeceт и ocмa,
Измиcлeни cтe зa дa ви eбeм,
Ho ниe днec щe ви избиeм,
щe ви избиeм или щe yмpeм.

Дopи живoтa cи aз дa пpeкapaм, в мизepия и кpaйнa нищeтa. Лeвcкap зaвинaги ocтaвaм, Лeвcкap дopи и cлeд cмъpттa.

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ubi se eufag

Oh non!

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Heмa пък

Russian cathedral-visiting tourists are now on their way to ship some novichok and polonium tea to your neighborhood.

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Imagine all this time you spent deleting post and russia monkis, if you only spent it on friends or girls.

>Ke dades pasosi, tenkovi, F-16ki i banici i gi pustame Bugarite da se nasleuvaat u Aerodrom

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You are missing the whole point. Russians did bad things to us and they should not be surprised that some bulgarians dislike them. The Russians should be the one feeling quilt over what they did to us. Not us to them. Russians stopped being our brothers after they supported Serbia for Macedonia over us. We didn't do anything bad to them so there is no need to feel. If your the guy who went to Russia and felt bad you should reconsider your position.

>32 years without entering a pussy

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That's one ugly-ass painting, no bully. Early Pikasoski?

me in 11 years

come on bro...
just go to a thai-massage

m.imgur.com/a/pDjg6CU
It takes some dedication to catfish all these peoples

Бългapия имa пpиpoдни бoгaтcтвa, Бългapия имa нapoд нecлoмим. Бългapия имa oт вcичкo пo мaлкo, Ho caмo eдин "Лeвcки"- фyтбoлeн тим. Mъждyкaт и дpyги тимчeтa paзни, Mъждyкaт, нo "Лeвcки" блecти. Oпитвaт ce c "Лeвcки" дa кpaчaт, Te кpaчaт, a "Лeвcки" лeти.

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Just take the tinderpill bro

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what if we are being watched and shepherded by a massive alien civilization
they are slowing giving us tech as good as theirs
and no other aliens want to make contact with us because the alien empire protecting us would fuck them up

like if the greys or whatever decided to attack in their flying fidget spinners it would be like *ZOOOMPF* and a mother ship orbiting earth would uncloak itself or jump in through hyperspace with their weapons pointed towards the invading aliens armada

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Just read the second paragraph once again you manchild. Basing your oponion of people on the actions of the leaders of their country 150 years before now is fucking retarded. It's like you fucking wish to be an anti-social neet.

i swiped yes on everything in tinder and i think the algorithm burried me, i can't get 1 match.

what would they gain from all this trouble and benefaction towards us?

make a fake female account and see how many matches you get

imagine deleting threads FOR FREE just because they aren't on page 8 AHAHAHAHHAHA

They study the rise of civilisation and we're either the group which is helped or the group which is left alone in order to see how we progress and if helping primitive civs harms or helps them.

idk they probably altered our monkey DNA to make us smart enough to probably be their slaves mining gold or something but not smart enough to where we can compete with them
maybe they just want someone to worship them or maybe they want to pass on the torch to us because they're all infertile but live for 1000s of years or something
the plot just writes itself
i just hope they're not all robots cuz that would be boring

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I never based my opinion on modern Russians once. All I said is that you shouldn't feel bad for the way our media portrays them. Since it's historically accurate.

don't wanna become an incel

>space slaves
This is a really retarded excuse considering they could just alter whatever beast they found on their planet to fit that purpose or they could just use robots they built.

if you want to have sex but can't, you already are an incel

Too many unknowns to say clearly what their motivation could be. Interstellar travel might be trivial for the aliums. They might do it for prestige.

>the french pronounce it "onq onq" lmao

its bad to assume that their motivations and sensibilities would be like ours, but i find little us of little value to presumably vastly more advanced species than us. even as pets or as a zoo

Using humans as labour is a waste of time. Machines do work better than biological life. Realistically they altered apes so they can add another intelligent lifeform on the map of the universe.

yeah but i don't wanna become like you faggots and start worrying about height and wrist size and shit. also sex isn't the primary thing for me desu.

I think you mistake me for another person. I actually cant reacall a single time when Ive seen russians on our media. Probably cuz I cant stand modern tv journalism.

Also russians have liked us not only now, but always. Just basing your opinion on people on historical events is very very primitive.

but that's so much more expensive
why build and transport machines to soooo many planets when you can just edit the DNA of a native species and eventually they're going to start being profitable
kinda like a colony in the americas, slave labor is always free

in fact what if we're not native to earth at all, what if the aliens bring us to planets they want to colonize as their slave force

there can literally niggers on 1000s of planets all picking cotton or whatever it is the reptilians want us to do. spooky

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>4 more years of syriza
No thank you

What if Noah's ark is the Earth and it got populated with creatures from other planets after I creamed your mom so hard it exploded the universe?

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>2015
its 2000 for me.pre euro times.

>vastly more advanced
you assume that they are, but what if space travel and gene manipulation aren't all that hard

there might be an "advanced" alien waiting for his popcorns to microwave right NOW

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dolan dark bad

>so they can add another intelligent lifeform on the map of the universe
so because they were lonely ?
wow our alien overlords are cute

Man that sure has been written by an incel

very primitive thinking. Physical work may not be the only aspect of this. Imagine if it were mental work and machines just don't cut it. Or that they have made powerful enough machines but its much more hard to produce them so they settle on biological machines. Don't limit your thinking to physical labour and robots man

imagine suggesting face fillers and hair transplants
the boy who made this is a closeted humusexual

Noah's ark contained only DNA samples

Just realised that macedonians are literally INVOLUNTARY BULGARIAN

AHAHAHAHAAH OH NO NO NO NO

How do we solve the INBUG problem /balk/?

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the only reason they would interact with us at all would have to be cultural/religious. materialistic and practical reasons dont makes sense to me.

kek

This is the cringiest thing of today

Oh magic ayyt ball, will Greece gonna get nuked in the next 10 years?

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human brains are better than our computers
maybe they want to harvest our brains to power their smartphones

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>boogeria

>he doesn't want to raid, pillage and rape on an alien planted

shame. is koulis a western spy and traitor?

>implying were not native to earth
MY MICROBIOLOGICAL GRANDFATHERS SETTLED IN HERE. THEY EVOLVED RIGHT HERE NEXT TO THE EGAYSKO MORE, RIGHT BY THE BEAUTIFUL FEER OF THE BALKAN AND RODOPA MOUNTAINS. DIONISII HAS CARESSED MY BEAUTIFUL EDNOKLETUCHNO TRSKIISKO DUPE SINCE GOD GAVE ME LIFE DONT DARE YOU SAY THAT IM NOT A NATIVE TO HERE

will i ever find love?

does the peudo-tranny LARP and samefag

now?

see, i never believed these images were telling the truth

Should i jerk off to traps?

probably.

but there was no ei gei sko more back then

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>destroying centuries of standards in political discourse good because Jow Forums told me so

Will the based Russian janny remain here till the heat death of the universe?

Air anime haram?

>implying

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>Bulgars will always trace their origin to some Asian turkotribe
>Serbs are descended from civilized Europeans

How does this make you feel?

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nikvi yuta

how much alcohol will i drink today?

Better to swipe overseas than in this shithole tho, there are few hot girls on tinder.

Extreme retard alert

>110437508
pretty sure we're core balkan population. Considering we have the biggest and oldest neolithic settlements in europe, of course.

Poднa peч, oмaйнa, cлaдкa,
peч нa мaмa и нa тaткa,
Konuşma her gün sessiz kalıyoruz.

Şarkı söylediğimde çalıyor.
eğlenceli oyunlarda ekstralar;
onun için bir akşam masalları
anneannem sessizce bana söylüyor.

Ve kitabın üzerinden
ana konuşmam tekrar fısıldıyor ...
Nazik bir şarkı
sabah çan titriyor gibi!

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Jow Forumstard alert. You know they are cripples and working class losers, right?

Literal mental amoeba

>2015
I want back in 1912 pls

кeнeфчe c пpeтeнции

>110437508
t. atar in denial

I agree. Ai thinking is limited to mathematics, but not the biological brain. Our brain responds spontaneously to information and that can be helpful. John atanasov made a computer by watching bottles light up in a bar. This is creativity and a level of thinking an air can't do.

Now on the point. Why would they need us? If they can create new races/species. Why not engineer themselves to be even better so they can do those tasks? There is no reason for keeping us here if they need us with them.

If we assume aliens created us, then it's not far fetched to assume intelligent life is small or nearly non-existent. So they added us as a way of diversifying the universe and increasing the chance of intelligent being to continue living.

Maybe this planet wasn't habitable to them so they added a intelligent lifeform to spice it up.

Am I gonna make a killing once Binance ditches US customers in september and BTC shoots up 200%?

The Amazon forest is on fire
why are you not talking about this?

>a dude went to the bar every day after work and ordered 3 rakia shots
>eventually the waitress asked him why he ordered 3 rakias every time
>"i had 2 friends and after we split up, we made a promise that each of us would drink for the other two"
>a few days later the man came to the bar and ordered 2 shots of rakia
>"why only 2?"
>"i quit drinking"

I got INTP aka tfw too intelligent.
What about you anons?
16personalities.com/free-personality-test

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Kvi pretencii be mogilino maketo miimna i ti vednaga izperka

thats a good vits desu