It’s today lads
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the real cumbrains are the people who have kids young
YOU WILL RESPECT HER YOU SHITHEAD
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the most powerful girlband in history
only 5 hours and 45 minutes remain
going home lads
why yes, I've not had sex, how did you know?
Not taking this butt-plug or ball-gag out until i hit level 60
So we're all meeting at Newcastle spoons on Saturday right? About 1?
people who complain about tarquins have the biggest chips on their shoulders lmaoo
yes, some people have a lot of money. no, you do not. that's life, stop crying.
AMERICANS
I'm from that era though
My friend's gf's (and now wife's) parents bought her a 2bed flat in Cambridge when she went to uni then bought her a detached house on top of that as a wedding present.
Shit's unfair tbqh.
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My nigga look like a honeybun lmao
nobody wants to shag me
>Cambridge
Crikey Cambridge is as expensive as London now
correct
state your name cuz
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why are yanks incapable of making a decent thread or of engaging in british culture in a british thread?
I worked at a Jewish wedding yesterday and the bridge got a £150k aston martin as a joke gift lol
lads I'm on the Virge server, where are you? Inv for Phimo layer
Ally gay nubs
Hordee wannabe hardmen that need a haircut and a shower
>you'll never experience late 90s cool britannia again
Please use our proper nomenclature when addressing us
LEAST IT WUZ BEFO I FUCKED ERRYTHANG UP
Did the bridge collapse?
>playing MMOs
sort your life out.
>it's not fair I don't look like a male model please call women whores with me bro help me they're so evil they won't have sex with me
got back from a festival today where you're relentlessly surrounded by people and noise for 4 days straight. now im back at home, mostly alone and its quiet. now my gf has said she cant see me and keep me company.
feeling a bit lonely and strange right now lads
gargantuan iq post
hello 190
THE SICK MAN OF EUROPE
will be playing a female human rogue and lookign at her big tity and jack off
women need to be deported
t. shaggist
bride
Don't know who that is
who is it this time? I thought it was still Greece
always wondered how these incel types reconcile the fact that there are millions of average to downright ugly men who have gfs
take a shower
hit the weights
get a clue
Armpits smell like socks fuck this heat tbqh
i give a fuck about incels
kek this is me (ugly with gf)
>classic wow
why would you want to play a munted version of a game you've already played to death before?
how do whites reconcile the fact they smell like rotten milk whereas based asians dont get BO
never played wow. should i now?
what's Joe Owens up to these days anyway
newcunt
gf has become somewhat frosty of late and there's two other girls angling for my pipe
shall I just take the sodding plunge and leave her?
Some textbook /bet/ posts itt
being a dafty racist
I'm only going to play for the first few days during the launch shitstorm
>I play mmos
Yeah make a new character specifically on a pvp realm specifically faerlina haha specifically horde lol I’ll help you out :) lol
yes get as much pussy as you can, monogamy is overrated
Does having a gf mean you have consistent sex?
shag them on the side, if you’re planning on leaving her theres nowt that can go wrong. if their shit shags then you can rekindle things with your bird knowing you arent missing out
>angling for my pipe
Why so many girls want to peg you?
based morgoth
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good shout
not a cheater simple as
thanks for replying x
WoW classic will be dead in 4 months MAX screenshot this post
yeah
Help meeeeeee fight my corner broooo say that the women are evil and bad with me brooo please
Look at this screenshot from reddit or twitter and then hate women with me broo because they won't let me fuck them because I'm a big greasy gamer mess it's their fault look at this graph which depicts the rise of tinder brooo look at this infographic that has men on one side and women the other with lines drawn between them brooo helpppoppp neeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaa mummy it's not fair I thought it was supposed to be all fair like teacher said we all equal and I don't even believe this because I hate minorities but I believe beleieb it when it cum to the girls mummy because otherwise I hsf to admit I loser not winner mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *wanks for 7 hours to a girl sat playing video games* stoopid whores it's their fault
cheated on every bird ive ever been with
gucci boots look like I climb now
going out tonight
Just cheat bro lmao
I couldn't...could I? dare I go so far?
Shut up you Irish ape fight me immediately
private servers have been alive for years with healthy pops
>not a cheater simple as
Well you are, you're cheating on her in your mind by even contemplating getting with other women.
Should be ashamed.