/brit/ + /yank/

got my train and hostel booked for London on Saturday
absolutely gagging for a shake shack, it's been months

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is it

so what are you supposed to do after uni other than go to work

if you didn't lose your virginity in high school or become an absolute shagger in uni you will always be a virgin

I don't like him
mainly because he said stuff like Christianity is older than Judaism and he dates Brittany Venti (allegedly)

without a doubt

strongbow dark fruits

why do people defend abortion with the "condoms break easily!" argument when we all know that they didn't use condoms
it's so blatantly dishonest

get the fuck of me you weird little cretin
*spits in your face*

work, have a social life, gym, church, have sex

real /brit/

give it chance

ZT
undead rogue

YOU ARE POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD LADS

FUCK YANKS

How fucking comfy is this part of England?

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i moved to a new city to get a grad job i dont know anyone

Condoms do break in rare cases, even if they're used correctly.

>high school

fuck off yank

might turn religious so i don't have to use condoms

>Christianity is older than Judaism
the main guiding principle of Judaism as we know it comes from the Talmud, which was written centuries after the Bible. before the Talmud, Judaism was completely different, had different beliefs and values and codes, which now no longer exist in modern Judaism

Dunno but the Lake District is considered one of the more beautiful parts of England

So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you? Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as “enunciation” and I think it’s something you need to work on.

not at all when it's nice weather

touristy as fuck

The Talmud is just a series of commentaries on the Tanakh.

thoughts??????

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Genuine Anglo-American here. My ancestors (at least one) came from Lincolnshire to Salem in the 1600s.

lmao what are you talking about. are you trying to talk about the aural torah and getting confused?

all just a knock off of Zoroastrianism

we're all in here

I bet you're circumsized

do i wish that were me? yea, yea I do

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REAL /brit/

Yeah most non-Hispanic American guys are.

Help meeeeeee fight my corner broooo say that the women are evil and bad with me brooo please
Look at this screenshot from reddit or twitter and then hate women with me broo because they won't let me fuck them because I'm a big greasy gamer mess it's their fault look at this graph which depicts the rise of tinder brooo look at this infographic that has men on one side and women the other with lines drawn between them brooo helpppoppp neeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaa mummy it's not fair I thought it was supposed to be all fair like teacher said we all equal and I don't even believe this because I hate minorities but I believe beleieb it when it cum to the girls mummy because otherwise I hsf to admit I loser not winner mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *wanks for 7 hours to a girl sat playing video games* stoopid whores it's their fault

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now this is dave

that doesn't make you an anglo when the other 511/512 is non anglo you delusional spastic mutt

It's uncanny seeing a young boy's face on that muscled body.

Why is your dick mutiladed

Cricket is the intelligent mans sport

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You snooze you looze

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Bump

People say that it's done for health reasons but that's bullshit. They wouldn't do it if they valued boys' bodily autonomy more. Also my mom went to medical school in the 80s, when circumcision was much more common

SEETHE on

actually 9/16 Irish, 3/16 English, 1/8 French, 1/8 Italian

fuck up autistic cunt

Alri yank sorry for you dry bellend

that's 100% correct my anglo brother, let's get some beers and go to Birmingham

Yeah I'm looking into restoration and I won't let it happen to any newborn male family members

Who are the best British-American actresses?
Emily Blunt?
Sienna Miller?
Hayley Atwell?
Lily Collins?

women are fucking gross

Women can be beautiful but I still prefer guys.

So I was in the bathroom today at a market and because I forgot to lock the door another customer walked into the bathroom and saw me still taking a shit.
It was embarrassing

Yum

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canzuk when?

Good looking square pizza there, love those crispy edges

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>square pizza
almost as weird as milk in bags

Yep, cheese was definitely the best part also. We ordered it from Greco's pizza.