Norway

We have those too

Ghettos in Norway and Denmark? Who lives in those?

Take a wild guess

buying and driving cars here is ridiculously expensive
immigrants. leftists are more concerned with importing them en masse instead of properly integrating them, resulting in them living in neighbourhoods where they feel at home because they are just too foreign
also because they're not wealthy (you cannot be poor in Norway) and they're attracted to cheap neighbourhoods

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The kid snatching problem :
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when you are so close to perfection we actually got something to strive for. it can realisticly happend in hour lifetime, even as soon as the next election. imagine if you are in a shithole, doesnt matter what you do it get stomped on or you get put in prison, shure as hell you wont see any changes. to bad one mans perfection is the other mans hell so it usually end up going back and forth between left and right goverments with the occational centrist one in between. but life is good anyway no reason to complain we just drink our overprized beer and steal eastern european kids for fun.

>What's the fun of living in such faultless paradise?
Pic related

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This. We have tons of nice girls.

do they lack heroin?

>if you are in a shithole, doesnt matter what you do it get stomped on or you get put in prison, shure as hell you wont see any changes.

No need to hurt my feelings like that norwaybro, you don't need to remind me.

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no offence. you asked a question i only ansver. cant be that bad? i tought brazil was kind of based?

They steal the babies of eastern european immigrants and give them to local lesbians.

Not even memeing.

onot a problem, next please

Norway is only like 300 years older than Denmark, but go off, soytits

Far too many problems. It's a developing nation stuck in a corruption loop. Maybe it will be different with Bolsonaro, maybe it won't, we'll see, I wouldn't raise my hopes.

Even if we say Norway was ever a country prior to 200 years ago, then no, you would not be older than us
videnskab.dk/kultur-samfund/norditalien-rummer-ny-information-om-danernes-oprindelse

And leave my tits out of it, you meanie

I try to enjoy everyday stuff like a cup of fresh coffee in the morning and a tasty dinner in the afternoon, and I try to have a pleasant conversation with a female at least once a day

haha

>norwegian """""""""""ghetto""""""""

stop lying, you fucking scandifaggots couldn't tell apart poverty or crime even If it bit you in the ass

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Crime and poverty are relative. In countries where nothing happens even small crimes are annoying. Poor here means not being able to go on holiday

>Crime and poverty are relative.
yeah, but those are not real problems

There are local elections in Norway in two weeks, the biggest issue has been the increasing road tolls. It caused almost a collapse in the coalition government.

Locally it has caused the rise of "No to road toll" parties which has stolen votes from established parties. In Bergen it is competing for the place as biggest party. In Stavanger it is third biggest of ten parties. Etc.

you don't even know what ghetto means you absolute retard

Unironically, what problems does Norway have, other than the immigrants thingy?

To diversify our economy when the oil runs out.

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>you don't even know what ghetto means you absolute retard
you neither

We can live off the returns on the oil fund for centuries

Is the culture in Norway similar to German culture?

How do i get a Norwegian gf?

Be a Norwegian bf

Not even close

No.

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yes I do, a ghetto means an area that's occupied by minorities. it doesn't necessarily mean poverty or crime you dumb fuck

>norwegian ghettos

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yeah, what about them?

I know about that Norwegian Fund, but just how do they use the money? Do they put it in property? International investments? Or do they just sorta deposit it in a bank?

Im sorry im a little bit of a brainlet when it comes to money and economics

>girls

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Nothing, this whole thread just proves brazilian's point. There are NO bad sides about places like Switzerland or Norway, they only exist in their own heads. You probably see one cigarette butt on the sidewalk or a brown person on your way home and then go on Jow Forums to complain how your day is ruined and that you suffer in Norway

I have to agree with Brazil, compared to Norway, Germany is a massive shithole. But at least we have things to worry about.

I think it's kind of depressing when you have everything, even if you fail at school or you do not have profession, you can still have good standard of life. It's incredible, but it also has disadvantages.
Grass is always greener.

first world problems

everything that gives an income and fits their moral rules, like they own 1,3% of the worlds stocks and shares but had to sell stocks in companys that make parts for nuclear weapons. only the realisticly expected revenue is each year put into our budget, never more. last year they expected 4% but they made more so at the end of the year they only used 3,2%

For you

crime is already a non-issue here and Switzerland is even safer

if dubs we'll annex Norway

or I hear about how some girl got her dog stomped to death by a 50 year old immigrant
but yeah all in my head

>everything in poland is already stolen from another north or western european cunt
there are actual polish gangs roaming europe stealing everything thats not bolted down including diesel from trucks and farm tractors. no carpenter here dreamed about locking down his tools at the end of the day before the polish invasion.

you think this stuff doesn't happen literally everywhere else? I remember articles about someone hanging a dog by the fence, or torturing a cat while the owner was on the phone. If I wanted I could link you 100 stories from Poland alone but I'd rather keep the remains of sanity. Again, not an argument

nbim.no/en/the-fund/holdings/holdings-as-at-31.12.2018/

Here you can see all the holdings of our oil fund.

>it's not an argument because I say so
immigrants that aren't integrated are a problem. they fall behind in school, get caught up in a negative culture and are over-represented when it comes to crime
this IS a problem, I don't care if it's worse elsewhere

>What's the fun of living in such faultless paradise?
You confused Norway with Switzerland.

I hope everyone on Jow Forums have phones and are excited for diablo immortal

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Worst game ever. I was a fan of Diablo 2 but Blizzard has fell so low with this stupid game on mobile. It's not even their game, they re-branded an existing mobile game
The fact that Norway own so much of Blizzard probably explain why they're doing shit.

We don't have any ghettoes anymore. That was in the 80s

>hardly freedom of speech
>people who disagree with mainstream politicians are labelled "threats to the democracy" by said politicians and media
>people who don't like immigrants or gays, but haven't done anything wrong, are literally doxxed by the media
>forced conscription, the government can send you, against your will, to fight NATO wars whenever they feel like it
>literally 0 social mobility, if you're born into a working class home, you'll die poor
>100% nepotistic work market, if you don't have connections, forget about anything other than minimum wage
>police can arrest you and throw you in jail, without charges, for several days
>politicians are the worst NATO/US/EU/China lapdogs in history, has never criticized any of them ever
>adopt every EU policy, no matter how bad, even though we're not part of the EU
>25% of Oslo's population are immigrants
>literal slums appearing in a city with half a million people
>an age wave that's been predicted for 20 years, yet comes as a complete surprise to the people in charge
>healthcare is shit, people literally die waiting for the right treatment
>you often get the wrong treatment because no one cares, the people responsible are never punished
>lower and higher education is absolute shit
>police care about nothing but minor drug offences and disorderly conduct
>people file charges against literal rapists and violent robbers, where there's plenty of proof, nothing happens
>rampant corruption, the municipalities build diving towers and swimming pools for literally millions of dollars, no one questions it
>et cetera, ad infinitum

Ah yes, what's not to love.

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almost everything you wrote here is just plain wrong.

>literal slums

Can I see a picture of those slums? Cause I'm fairly sure those aren't slums, kek

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If you compare everything to Brazil of course it will always be the best place on earth.
It's like saying that a dish is good because it's better than horse shit.

Shut up pedo hag.

He's right you know.

no, the br is right, 90% is trash because that's how humans are supposed to live, countries like switzerland or norway just represent a rich gated community in a city infested with shit, that's why you don't have problems but """problems"""

is this about Russia?

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jag gillar era flickor

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*90% of the world

shit weather shit climate boring lifestyle