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Tashkurgan Tajik Autonomous County edition

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Does it get better?

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rate my names

all i could get because I have to reserve a bunch of names for friends

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yikes

I got wojak on faelrina

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I just ate Kraft Dinner for the first time and it was very underwhelming. And it isn't even enough for one person. How can people live on this and ramen for years? Just make some pasta with pesto instead, 1000 times better

are you actually going to play on faerlina? are you a streamer orbiter or something

for you i'm sure it will.

I want to grief streamers

how are you going to do that when they will have an army of orbiters with them

I'm rolling out with the sickest pvp crew you could imagine

how many of you are going to be healsluts?

here, on Grobbulus

i'm planning on rolling a druid but i'm shit at healing, so probs not.

not sure if i should go out an get wodka or not

Nothing sadder than a fat girl with a cute face

Leave Tajiks alone, fuckhead

i love this song and music video
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Our based Indo-European bros

Why do I always get a huge erection when I start to doze off in a comfy chair

The tajiks that work at the convenience store next to me are the nicest people , never card me either

we love tajiks

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I get a boner anytime and anywhere I fall asleep

this
then i start to think about night elves and humans...

i honestly thought this only happened to me. but i sleep on my belly so that might be y.

I will not fail on September
this time for real

virginity update: still virgin

feels like fall. overcast, windy, drizzling, cool temperature.

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it’s one of the major functions of sleep
your penis needs to get hard regularly or else it’ll lose the ability to erect; use it or lose it
night stiffies stop happening for some old men and that’s when their equipment stops working

doesn’t really matter if it’s happening in the day too, but if it goes weeks or months ur gonna have problems

You

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Did you eat your school lunch in the bathroom stalls?

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no wtf

bitch niggas

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In America you can't leave the cafeteria once you go inside and I never knew anyone I would feel comfortable eating or sitting near so I just took my food to the bathroom and ate in the stalls so nobody would bother me

>you can't leave the cafeteria once you go inside
wtf

>In America you can't leave the cafeteria once you go inside
Depends on the school I think

hope you're doing well, user.

Maybe but I went to five different schools and the standard was always students HAVE to report to the cafeteria and you weren't allowed to leave until the end of the lunch period

2.5 hours bros

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you are FORCED to eat the mind control

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have you stocked up on fat man food?

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you guys couldn't eat somewhere else like a restaurant in town?

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got my last fap in before classic

I've never heard of a public school with an open campus

wtf

technically no, but it was really easy to sneak out, this was 04-08 though, things have probably changed.

no, i will get some on the way home though
right now im looking at addons to install

can I be american

I used to ditch school with two other guys, and we'd have to pull off some snake in a orange box tier moves. All the gates were closed during school hours, rent a cop guarding the main gate for guests/late people, an actual cop patrolling around the school, and more cops patrolling the hang out spots when we were reported missing. Was quite the rush managing to leave what we called the "red zone".

sure

wtf is this prison shit?

i got tipped 9 dollars yesterday bros

I remember our teacher saying our state pays schools based on attendance and that the auditor responsible for this would investigate if they suspected the school was lying about attendance.

M'lady

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what the fuck are this rules in schoolz brehs

there is a giant booger in my nostril that won't come out no matter how many times I blow my nose

i got tipped $20 for giving someone a ride around the parking lot to find their car because they forgot where they parked

pick at it you damn snob

Girl in my class introduced herself to me by shaking my hand
She also has a Pokémon backpack and kept looking at me

Frens it's ok to take breaks and shower and even sleep
Hundreds of thousands are in your same position there's no reason to go overboard

it's far up there

what class

have sex while she cosplays as your favorite pokemon girl

Upper division Geography class about climate

sounds neat. is the girl cute?

just remembered that i wrote about eating yellow snow for my college application paper 10 years ago
and i got in

Yeah

give her the pene

Bros I got my date for the Small Claims Court, I'm so happy.

what’s the issue?

Faggot landlord stole my security deposit in March.

Blocked me on facebook and everything, and couldn't anything about it before I came to the US.

Faggot as in literally say so. He advertised it as him living alone but then his """"friend"""" kept sleeping in the same bed.

First night he tried to force his way into my room, and when brought up said he was sleepwalking.

ah. well good luck.

gross

should have preemptively raped him before he raped you to assert your dominance

Thank you, I hope I get a nice judge compassionate about my swarthy immigrant self.

It's a sob story really. Poor third-worlder comes to the US with big dreams, interns for a company here, and then has his money stolen by a fat NEET.

One night (I swear I'm not making this up), he brought home a black guy and kept trying to suck his dick.
Had to hear his 3 am rant about how it wasn't gay or anything.

I've nothing against gays but this was just ew.

lol. sounds like you’ve got your angle figured out

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When class ended she knocked on my desk, said “I’ll see you Wednesday” and pointed at me

His only defense is that I paid with delays at first, since I didn't really understand how to send money from to the US.

But since he never sent a detailed list of his grievances, he's in the wrong.

It's not even about the money at this point. It's to see a jobless 35 year old having to admit he stole from a 20 year old student from the third world (France).

Good luck ! Geography is good too.

I think she has the autismo
Something about the way she moves

1.5 HOURS

Fingers crossed you've got group projects coming up.

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hope you win the case. sounds like you've got it.

I'll keep you posted

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Genitals really are a lottery. Some are aesthetic, some not. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia. Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin. Same as the "uncut dicks smell thing. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.