I was just thinking "lmao you can't make this shit up" after reading the article, but apparently your phone brand is a big deal for Amerisharts. Given their bugmen mentality, it wouldn't surprise me desu.
Here are some excerpts: >Dear iPhone users: Please don’t forget that a green bubble is a person. >Green bubble, you say? If you don’t know what I’m referring to, here it is: when iPhone owners use iMessage to communicate with other iPhone owners, their message bubbles are blue. When an Android user joins the chat, their message bubbles turn green. >While this seems fairly innocuous and even necessary, the “green bubble” feature has taken on a life of its own — and not in a good way. Some iPhone users the world over — but mostly in the United States — mock the green bubbles that appear in their iMessage feed, even going so far as to create colloquialisms such as “green texts don’t get texts back.” >If you’re an iPhone user who doesn’t live in the U.S., you also may never have heard of this, asplatform-agnostic messaging appsare much more popular throughout the rest of the world (WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, WeChat, etc.). >Let me assure you that certain iPhone users outright rejecting the sight of a green bubble is no joke. >In this article fromThe New York Post, a professor named Grayson Earle posits that theory. The article itself is about various people who refuse to even message with “green bubbles,” including a woman named Katie McDonough who will not date a man who uses an Android phone. >Inthis recent Twitter thread, Ben Bajarin from Creative Strategies tells the story of a 16-year-old boy who switched from Android to iPhone specifically because of this exclusion phenomenon. “We would start a new group chat, and the group would realize I was the reason it was green, and they would start another group chat without me,” Bajarin quotes the boy. >[...] androidauthority.com/green-bubble-phenomenon-1021350/
It's funny, because apple products are designed for the tech illiterate.
Joseph Morris
Maybe high schoolers do
Nicholas Howard
>“We would start a new group chat, and the group would realize I was the reason it was green, and they would start another group chat without me,” Howling at this desu, zoomers are something else
Aiden Gutierrez
Only the roastiest roasties.
Connor Watson
Maybe you didn't read the part before where a Mcdonalds employee refuses to date someone with an android phone
Joseph King
>refusing to date someone over their choice of phone I hope she gets raped
Ian Martin
Aren't android phones basically better in most ways?
Parker Kelly
Americans consider Iphones better since they're more expensive
Brody Peterson
am*ricans are subhuman can't wait for yellowstone eruption
Lincoln Campbell
Jesus Christ people are fucking retarded
John Russell
>Do Americans really
Christian Cox
Technically speakkng, yes. But iphones are more expensive, and considered a status symbol here.
Gavin Martinez
Telegram
Liam Nguyen
Don't most people have Android phones anyway?
Eli Carter
If by better you mean personal information stealing bots, yes.
Oliver Ward
Conspicuous consumption is very common in Africanised/Non-European cultures.
Christian Lee
>But iphones are more expensive The lagdroid flagships that everyone buys are just as expensive.
Jordan Long
Naaah, the article writer is fucking me. No way is this usual.
but they have more shit to back it up, iphone on the other hand had some $750 phone that was 720p in 2018 kek
Ryder Hughes
>But iphones are more expensive, and considered a status symbol here. Are you for real? That sounds like something that would be true in Mexico where McDicks is apparently considered to be a fancy restaurant.
Nathaniel Baker
no one really cares except the filthiest of women, it is just a joke that is only really true amongst kids, teens, and some of the black community
Eli Moore
I judge iPhone users pretty harshly. Not to the point where I shun them, but it's hard to take someone entirely seriously when the reason they choose one product over another is that it costs more (despite usually doing less). I've never really gotten how expensive status symbols are more impressive than not being stupid.
Charles Turner
who gives a shit lmao I use Huawei and it's much more functional than other phones for a better price. Does the CCP have my nudes? Perhaps. Does that matter?
Jace Brown
You don't believe that corporate bootlickers also make fantastic brand worshippers? Just google "green bubble android" and convince yourself.
Evan Gray
Are americans for real
Jeremiah King
based and redpilled xi jingpin personally puts your nudes on projector during party meetings
Isaiah Nguyen
yes also one time i had to work in a group project and they all made fun of me for not having air drop and group text
Checked. I'm a Pajeet in this country so naturally I prefer Xiaomi, but other than that you're post is based and redpilled.
Bentley Robinson
What is air drop?
Leo Jenkins
Did you make fun of them for sucking Steve Jobs' rotten cock and falling for prestige pricing?
Robert Hughes
direct file transfer between apple devices
Juan Wright
>naturally I prefer Xiaomi B A S E D >be walking around the street >my Xiaomi Mi Senses fire up >sense a fellow Xiaomi Mi Bro in distress >fire up my Xiaomi Mi Scooter >see Tyrone running away >MIUI System Message: Target Acquired >Activate Xiaomi Mi Scooter's Xiaomi Mi MIssiles >Fire them up >Tyrone blows and burns up in glorius Twilight Gold along with his Onepoo >Go to fellow Xiaomi Mi Bro >See his Xiaomi Mi 9T by Xiaomi is running non official firmware >"Silly you, fellow brother. No wonder you are unhappy" >get the kernel and MIUI source code and audit it for him, removing every unwanted feature just for him, thanks to Xiaomi making their source code open source >flash it for him, works as new >he cries tears joy as girls start to surround him in chorus orgasmic cries of Mi lust >"The problems are not over." >the "girl" starts running away >my Xiaomi Mi Scooter MIUI AI fires up and blocks her way >I get up to her >remove her pants >reveal penis >he screams in eternal agony as she's being exposed as the deceiver he is >"Thanks fellow brother, you saved me." >"That's my job.", I say as I fire up my Xiaomi Mi Scooter and ride towards the sunset, until the next day comes, with a view of the Pacific Ocean by my side.
It depends on the brand I live my Samsung but some other brands are shit but the Droids I previously bought kept getting shittier and shittier.
Connor Cook
hello hick.
you sound like my uncle who constructed his own bunker, has a pet pig which he accidentally ran over and refused to go to his daughters wedding because she married a maori.
Chase Powell
To be fair, so is android or any mobile operating system.
Jordan Myers
I get made fun of for having a Samsung s8 and I'm in college. Almost want to get an iPhone so everyone can just shut up about it but also fuck Apple
Michael Nguyen
Imagine giving into peer pressure
Michael Sanders
Go home, Carlos-kun.
Christopher Richardson
Can't believe people still care about phones brands kek
Ethan Lewis
>people
Americans are not people
Julian Sanchez
your uncle sounds based and his daughter is a whore.
Logan Richardson
>androidauthority
Is this like "asianmasculinity"?
Henry Lopez
you're vastly, vastly underestimating the amount of college white girls who act black for no reason and do this kind of shit all the time
Lincoln Morgan
u picku materinu, the guy let his children fire live rounds at age 8, use all curse words under the sun at an even younger age and used to go to the local taverns with the sole intention of looking for a fight.
Evan Peterson
>OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A PHONE?!?!? >YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PHONE AND USE SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
wow I wish I had such an uncle. And yes, your sister is a whore and her children will be mutts LOL
Benjamin Moore
>mutts Rommel liked us just fine.
Owen Ross
>sister cousin*, unterschicht
Luis Fisher
In Czechia it’s also a status symbol. But some other people flex with their newest Samsung.
I’ve had several android phones, then bought an iPhone 8 (I‘ve had it for 2 years now) because I was fucking pissed all the time because of my old phone.
>Android I like clean system by Google, but fuck the Samsung (or other) bloatware Some features are better Ages worse, last phone I had was unusuable after 2 years
>iPhone Most functions are the same anyway Ages better, more reliable but more expensive Love gesture for “back” instead of a button But fucking hate that “photos” can’t make separate folder for downloaded pics and other for photos And Safari can’t open webms, have to use another app
Brandon Gray
he's talking to k*zu
Dylan Hughes
>BREAKING: AMERICANS DO A THING >AFTER CONDUCTING A STUDY ON 1 PERSON, WE'VE DERIVED THAT 100% OF THE US DOES THE THING
Christopher Sanders
why do foreigners always make gay threads like this? do you enjoy wasting your time? go to Jow Forums and stay there OP
Asher Jackson
No. pls speak for yourself and not 300 million people
Christian Young
It's because Americans fall for consumerist PR shit so readily. I don't know why.
Hunter Russell
mostly just zoomers, nobody over the age of 16 here could really give a shit
People are tribal by nature and need to belong to some group. Lack of identity which plagues amerimutts creates a gap which they try to fill with brand loyalty.
Thomas Robinson
Same goes for their obsession with race, by the way.
